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04 Oct 16
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used to know all the verses as a 12 year old schoolboy,
but now all I can remember is one " the captains name was topper,
by gad he had a whopper.
once round the deck,twice round his neck
and used his at$e as a stopper!
yes I know kids stuff but who knows some more of these little nuggets?
but now all I can remember is one " the captains name was topper,
by gad he had a whopper.
once round the deck,twice round his neck
and used his at$e as a stopper!
yes I know kids stuff but who knows some more of these little nuggets?
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Always remembered this bit, hard to believe it was best part of 40 years ago
The second mate was Andy By Christ he had a dandy Till they crushed his **** on a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy |
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The captain's randy daughter
Went swimming in the water Delighted squeals Came as eels Entered her sexual quarter |
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The bosun's name was Carter
And man was he a f@rter. When the wind wouldn't blow And the ship wouldn't go, They got Carter the f@rter to start 'er. |
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'Twas on the good ship Venus,
Oh, man, you should have seen us. The figurehead Was a nude in bed And the mast was the captain's pen1s. |
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I had never heard this until I purchased the Sex Pistols Great Rock n Roll Swindle lp
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The Captain's wife was Mabel
By God she sure was able She gave the crew Their daily screw Under the kitchen table. |
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as many verses as 'the quartermasters store'
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The figurehead
Was a nude in bed And the mast was the captain's pen1s. I always thought 'the figurehead was a nude in bed sucking a monster penis' Anyway- The cook whose name was Freeman, He was a dirty demon, He served the crew with menstrual stew, And hymens fried in semen. Which I think I had in a Greek taverna once upon a long ago. |
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I always thought it was:
'The figurehead was a wh0re in bed and the mast was a mammoth pen1s' |
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Must be hundreds of variations to this.
Googled this. The captain's daughter Charlotte Was born and bred a harlot Her thighs at night Were lily white By morning they were scarlet |
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 there was no better sex education back in the day in the 1st form |
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T'was on the good ship Venus throwing snowballs at the moon
She said I've never had it ,she spoke too frigging soon |
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the third mates name was green
he invented the w&nking machine on the 99th stroke the bloody thing broke and whipped his balls to cream  |
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She stood on the bridge at midnight,picking blackheads off his crutch,
she said Sir, I've never had it, no she hadn't , not f*****g much. |
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Good grief
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annie be mortified
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Taught to me at a tender age chaps,travelling back from London Colney.I was a shocked as you two !
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The first mates name was kipper ...
by Christ he was a nipper ...filled his harse with broken glass and circumcised the skipper .. |
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I"d totally forgotten the sex pistols used some of the verses for the words on "friggin in the riggin"
and a darn good time was had by all-knob out |