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WOULD YOU SELL YOUR DOG.?

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By:
brassneck
When: 14 Aug 16 23:18
Laughall the forumites are reassuring their pets tonight that they would never sell them.
thay are saying"Brass is a bold man for suggesting to sell you,of course we would never sell you coochy poochy"LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
By:
crags
When: 14 Aug 16 23:19
Laugh
By:
crags
When: 14 Aug 16 23:20
You made me laugh there brassy, fair play.
By:
Ron-Russian
When: 14 Aug 16 23:27
In truth it's a horrible question.

Imagine your dog v a brief case with 1 million pound in notes.


We could quite easily swap that to a very close member of your family v 1 million £
in nice new crispy notes Laugh
By:
themightymac
When: 14 Aug 16 23:29
I would pay someone a million pounds to take some family members off my hands.
By:
brassneck
When: 14 Aug 16 23:35
the dog never falls out with you.you can be in bad form and let an unmerciful roar at him and 10 minutes later he comes over wagging his tail.Grin
By:
crags
When: 14 Aug 16 23:37
Some dogs are female, and some don't have tails, male or female.
By:
The Leopard
When: 14 Aug 16 23:48

Aug 14, 2016 -- 11:29PM, themightymac wrote:


I would pay someone a million pounds to take some family members off my hands.


pm me..... Wink

By:
The Leopard
When: 14 Aug 16 23:50
I'd take them on a world cruise....oc
By:
Makybe_Diva
When: 14 Aug 16 23:51
I read once that if you want to know who loves you more, your wife or your dog.

Lock them both in the boot of your car for an hour and when you let them out see which one is most pleased to see you Happy
By:
Capt__F
When: 15 Aug 16 00:06
Authentic Sale

crags_ mongrel- dodgy temperament -sniffs round bitches

offers ?
By:
crags
When: 15 Aug 16 00:08
WTF, you been drinking, numpty?
By:
crags
When: 15 Aug 16 00:10
I remember when you were funny, a bit Wink
By:
Capt__F
When: 15 Aug 16 00:10
free to good home
By:
The Leopard
When: 15 Aug 16 00:11
LaughLaughLaugh
By:
The Leopard
When: 15 Aug 16 00:11
1 click !
By:
Gallivanter
When: 15 Aug 16 00:38
In my life as a dog owner, I've sold two dogs. The first sale arrived home the next day under his own steam. The second sale (different dog) was brought back by his new owners within 24 hours. Apparently he farted too much for a posh household.

No money back, no VAT...

I've yet to buy a dog and I've had a few. I get given them by owners who, kind and gentle and gentle as they may be, haven't got a Scooby Doo how to train a dog.

The two that I sold  was to teach them a lesson. I knew they would miss their home.
By:
The Leopard
When: 15 Aug 16 00:40
I had a double post on the smileys post but....

now one line has gone.....so a mod must be reading this thread.....Hello  Wink
By:
The Leopard
When: 15 Aug 16 00:46
I had a Jack Russell (from 5 yo to 19 yo).....a great dog.....think it was poisoned by a neighbour for poo-ing on his strip of grass surrounding his property.....he worked at GCHQ..... I think.

...I would never have sold him !
By:
The Leopard
When: 15 Aug 16 00:47
( Mum and Dad just used to let him roam free in the village)
By:
Makybe_Diva
When: 15 Aug 16 00:48
That is awful, Leopard. You should have poisoned your neighbour.
By:
crags
When: 15 Aug 16 00:49
Sounds like the dog died of old age to me. Or maybe it was bored to death?
By:
The Leopard
When: 15 Aug 16 01:21
I'm sort of guessing.....he started behaving strangely for no obvious reason.....could have been a brain tumour.
By:
a bitofinterest
When: 15 Aug 16 01:23
did he look like this Crazy
By:
The Leopard
When: 15 Aug 16 01:23
But the guy next door was a bit strange.
By:
Makybe_Diva
When: 15 Aug 16 01:23
So he might not have been poisoned?
By:
The Leopard
When: 15 Aug 16 01:23
More dog-like, Bito.
By:
a bitofinterest
When: 15 Aug 16 01:24
it was probably tommy
By:
The Leopard
When: 15 Aug 16 01:30
Died in near '76....I only joined Betfair in 2006 !
By:
The Leopard
When: 15 Aug 16 01:32
Could have been dementia.....or mad cow disease as they must have put all kinds of rubbish in dog food in those days.
By:
dunlaying
When: 15 Aug 16 12:52
I no longer keep a dog but all of my dogs were priceless. The last one had his own solicitor! He had been to Crown Court and had been sprung. So when I got him he came with a lead , collar , bowl and lawyer.
By:
chrisblues
When: 15 Aug 16 13:01
dont buy the dog get pokemon go u sad freaks


i love my dog
By:
Makybe_Diva
When: 15 Aug 16 13:09
Confused
By:
akabula
When: 15 Aug 16 13:11
[i]crags
Sounds like the dog died of old age to me. Or maybe it was bored to death?[/i]

That's given me a right good laugh. Nice start to the day.
By:
Coachbuster
When: 15 Aug 16 19:25
nothing wrong with selling your dog if,  the home you supply  and lifestyle is unsuitable and someone else can give the dog a better life.

dogs don't miss their owners as much as we like to think
By:
dunlaying
When: 15 Aug 16 19:28
They might not miss you Coachbuster.
By:
dunlaying
When: 15 Aug 16 19:29
And who could blame them?
By:
Coachbuster
When: 15 Aug 16 19:32
I read once that if you want to know who loves you more, your wife or your dog.

Lock them both in the boot of your car for an hour and when you let them out see which one is most pleased to see you
__________________________________
Diva

Laugh
By:
Coachbuster
When: 15 Aug 16 19:35
dunlaying

i  love dogs and i would hate to part with a dog unless necessary ,and it's horrible putting a dog down  - but dogs adapt very quickly to new surroundings - they are more like children at a new school .

although i would like to think dogs missed us a lot  - but somehow i think maybe their memories work differently to ours
By:
Coachbuster
When: 15 Aug 16 19:36
thats not saying they don't miss their owners a little  - but as soon as the new owner looks after that dog they are the new 'masters'
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