WOULD YOU SELL YOUR DOG.?

I wouldn't have sold my dog for a million pounds. Even I were penniless.

Agree Makybe

Same here..Poppydog is priceless.

but if you think of all the dogs you had in your life and loved them all,the one you have now is the best I bet.

Just think we could come up with a scheme where we take your loving pet dog
away & we could replace him/her with a muslim refugee

who'd be up for that, surely humans come first!

Don't have any now. They are all in doggy heaven

there isn't enough money to make me part with mine

All mine have died too Makybe-Diva.

Would not have parted with any of them willingly for anything. Literally over my dead body.

Loving my fellow chit-chatters tonight

You could always get another Makybe / Foinavon

Obviously if it fits in with your life.

No more pets for me. Various reasons.

I now just have the birds and other wildlife in my garden to feed and love

I'm quite lucky (maybe) i have that as live on the edge of a park full of wildlife.

literally 20 feet away - the main thing you see tho is unfortunately a non
stop breeding program between the pigeons

Quite often kept awake by a muntjac

Wouldn't sell your dog for a million pounds???

Feck me ...... I'd have sold my ex Mrs for 10 Bob... And she was a bit of a looker

Mecca

We get all sorts of wildlife, as we live on a farm that adjoins a nature reserve and parkland.

I am very disappointed to have never seen a hedgehog

Living on a farm that adjoins a nature reserve and parkland TOPS my living on the edge of a park i guess Makybe!

Sounds nice

i live in a bedsit near a wood

i thought you might have been the Harlow man in court abitof

i do know him actually ,not my cup of tea

We have 2 eleven year old pooches and can't imagine being without them.

We live in a pretty rural area and our garden is often visited by hedgehogs, squirrels, voles, rabbits, a woodpecker and many other species of birds. Unfortunately the mutts ain't very keen and they chase them all off, except the hedgehogs who manage to fend them off and stand their ground quite well

It's very nice Ron. Would still love to see a hedgehog

While I would love to have another dog, Ron, it's not possible for me either. Have to content myself feeding the wildlife in my garden. Lots of different birds and I love watching the antics of the squirrels. They usually chase off the smaller birds from the feeding stations but have seen a wood-pigeon stand up to them and of course they steer clear of magpies and jays.

Good stuff Foinavon

had an instance with a wounded crow in the garden a few months back, injured wing
so couldn't fly, felt very sorry for it so aimed some bread in it's direction which
it took, literally the lot and hid it in places in the garden after it could eat
no more, then found a hide out in the garden, after a day or so there was a couple
of Crows doing their up most to kill this wounded crow, quite unbelievable scenes.
but they just could not get to it once it got back in it's hide out.

all a sudden it was gone - don't know whether it was killed or it's wing maybe
repaired - The End

ok,guy knocks your door and says"a million pound here in a suit case ,you can have it if you give me your dog"
WHATS your answer"cough cough you better come in "

Name your price and you can have my imaginary pet dog

Can see the angle your coming in from brassneck.

what about 1.25 million!

Though soon I think I'll have a real dog. Now my boy has his trach out he wants a dog - not too excited if I'm entirely honest. Just feels like I'll be going from one thing stopping us going anywhere to another - maybe I'll think differently when he/she arrives?

Hank, If you are to have a dog the whole family must be up for it.

Would Hank Jnr be happy with a rabbit? They can make lovely pets my nieces had one he was fantastic.

Loved all my dogs. Current one a total pest but still wouldn't swop her for anything.

not a chance.

I'm putting mine in kennels for two days this week and I'm struggling with it.

Heavy is it?

True story.

The woman down the road was very upset when she lost her dog.

"Put an advert in the local paper", I advised, "It might help".

She thought for a few seconds, looked at me as if I was daft, and replied, "But it can't read"!

In answer to the initial question, I wouldn't sell my dog if someone offered a billion pounds and I ain't joking. More to life than money.

what about 1.25 Billion?

all the forumites are reassuring their pets tonight that they would never sell them.
thay are saying"Brass is a bold man for suggesting to sell you,of course we would never sell you coochy poochy"

You made me laugh there brassy, fair play.

In truth it's a horrible question.

Imagine your dog v a brief case with 1 million pound in notes.


We could quite easily swap that to a very close member of your family v 1 million £
in nice new crispy notes

I would pay someone a million pounds to take some family members off my hands.

the dog never falls out with you.you can be in bad form and let an unmerciful roar at him and 10 minutes later he comes over wagging his tail.

Some dogs are female, and some don't have tails, male or female.

Aug 14, 2016 -- 11:29PM, themightymac wrote:

I would pay someone a million pounds to take some family members off my hands.

pm me.....

I'd take them on a world cruise....oc

I read once that if you want to know who loves you more, your wife or your dog.

Lock them both in the boot of your car for an hour and when you let them out see which one is most pleased to see you

Authentic Sale

crags_ mongrel- dodgy temperament -sniffs round bitches

offers ?

WTF, you been drinking, numpty?

I remember when you were funny, a bit

free to good home

1 click !

In my life as a dog owner, I've sold two dogs. The first sale arrived home the next day under his own steam. The second sale (different dog) was brought back by his new owners within 24 hours. Apparently he farted too much for a posh household.

No money back, no VAT...

I've yet to buy a dog and I've had a few. I get given them by owners who, kind and gentle and gentle as they may be, haven't got a Scooby Doo how to train a dog.

The two that I sold  was to teach them a lesson. I knew they would miss their home.

I had a double post on the smileys post but....

now one line has gone.....so a mod must be reading this thread.....Hello 

I had a Jack Russell (from 5 yo to 19 yo).....a great dog.....think it was poisoned by a neighbour for poo-ing on his strip of grass surrounding his property.....he worked at GCHQ..... I think.

...I would never have sold him !

( Mum and Dad just used to let him roam free in the village)

That is awful, Leopard. You should have poisoned your neighbour.

Sounds like the dog died of old age to me. Or maybe it was bored to death?

I'm sort of guessing.....he started behaving strangely for no obvious reason.....could have been a brain tumour.

did he look like this

But the guy next door was a bit strange.

So he might not have been poisoned?

More dog-like, Bito.

it was probably tommy

Died in near '76....I only joined Betfair in 2006 !

Could have been dementia.....or mad cow disease as they must have put all kinds of rubbish in dog food in those days.

I no longer keep a dog but all of my dogs were priceless. The last one had his own solicitor! He had been to Crown Court and had been sprung. So when I got him he came with a lead , collar , bowl and lawyer.

dont buy the dog get pokemon go u sad freaks


i love my dog

[i]crags
Sounds like the dog died of old age to me. Or maybe it was bored to death?[/i]

That's given me a right good laugh. Nice start to the day.

nothing wrong with selling your dog if,  the home you supply  and lifestyle is unsuitable and someone else can give the dog a better life.

dogs don't miss their owners as much as we like to think

They might not miss you Coachbuster.

And who could blame them?

I read once that if you want to know who loves you more, your wife or your dog.

Lock them both in the boot of your car for an hour and when you let them out see which one is most pleased to see you
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Diva

dunlaying

i  love dogs and i would hate to part with a dog unless necessary ,and it's horrible putting a dog down  - but dogs adapt very quickly to new surroundings - they are more like children at a new school .

although i would like to think dogs missed us a lot  - but somehow i think maybe their memories work differently to ours

thats not saying they don't miss their owners a little  - but as soon as the new owner looks after that dog they are the new 'masters'

still prefer dogs to women though

amazing.....considering u all on ere....to make money......

this thread got a lot of views,i am wondering when they read the title do  they say to themselves"must check this thread out and see if I can get a few bob for the mutt."