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ok ,you may say at first glance "what a poor topic"but there is a lot to be said about doors.
And I am not speaking about the group called the doors,wait till you see this thread take off over the coming days.
for example most front doors on houses open in instead of out.
And I am not speaking about the group called the doors,wait till you see this thread take off over the coming days.
for example most front doors on houses open in instead of out.
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That's because ye don't wanna snot the kid next door when he comes to ask for his ball back..
Some great JOKES that would not Exist if it were not for Doors 
WHO'S THERE ?
WHO'S THERE ?
And did you ever notice something about women,you are sitting the footy (ten minutes left its 1-1 and you are on overs)
And you can bet the wife will say"i think we should new doors for the house"
And you can bet the wife will say"i think we should new doors for the house"
Probably because ye have been pumping the hole in one of them for a while..
And all the new shops have sliding doors that open when walk over to them.
and if she is in bad form she will slam the bedroom door shut.
And your friends will say to you"my door is always open it you need help,"and its usually closed when you call.
Theyre like windows to your soul. Except theyre doors. To your house.
And doors are also telepathic,how many times have you heard someone say"i knew there was something wrong as soon as I got to the door"
You've forgotten to take your pills again today, brassy, haven't you.
fortune tellers are always talking about doors.They tell their customers"doors will be opened for you"and the customers love to hear this.
Star trek doors, with the extremely important swish sound on opening are very appealing. Surely the supermarket ones are missing this important element? 
Sliding doors would be very appealing in cars. Some folk find it a bit tricky to get out. Then there's the bashing into the car next to you problem.
Revolving doors are particularly appealing. Bring the fairground into the hotel lobby 
Someone told me the other week that Louvre Doors are coming back in fashion.
Didn't believe him though as he works as a Louvre Door salesman .. eh, eh.
Didn't believe him though as he works as a Louvre Door salesman .. eh, eh.
And of course if you have a green door,you have a secret behind it.whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mick Jagger bought a house with a red front door, but he soon got someone in to paint it... well, you can guess the rest...
http://lifestyle.mpelembe.net/home/history-of-french-doors
Without doors Simon Groom would have never of said "what a beautiful pair of knockers".
the door that is most famous has a number 10 on it,and people go looking for the door to haa
Whatever happened to Dorians? Williams seems to have had the same effect on the name Dorian as Hitler did on the name Adolf in Germany.
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