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BACKDOORS frequently Mentioned on here
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That's because ye don't wanna snot the kid next door when he comes to ask for his ball back..
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It's a bit early doors to be talking about doors.
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I might have a window tomorrow.
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Now caravans are different,their doors open out.
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Sliding doors just wrong imho.
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Some great JOKES that would not Exist if it were not for Doors
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And did you ever notice something about women,you are sitting the footy (ten minutes left its 1-1 and you are on overs)
And you can bet the wife will say"i think we should new doors for the house" ![]() |
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Probably because ye have been pumping the hole in one of them for a while..
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And all the new shops have sliding doors that open when walk over to them.
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and if she is in bad form she will slam the bedroom door shut.
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And your friends will say to you"my door is always open it you need help,"and its usually closed when you call.
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When one door closes... another one opens - apparently.
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I've tried the above, it doesn't work.
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Theyre like windows to your soul. Except theyre doors. To your house.
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And doors are also telepathic,how many times have you heard someone say"i knew there was something wrong as soon as I got to the door"
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You've forgotten to take your pills again today, brassy, haven't you.
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no,not a bother on me,i am fine
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Diana?
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It's Diana Dors
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I thought it was D(.)(.)rs
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fortune tellers are always talking about doors.They tell their customers"doors will be opened for you"and the customers love to hear this.
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Star trek doors, with the extremely important swish sound on opening are very appealing. Surely the supermarket ones are missing this important element?
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Sliding doors would be very appealing in cars. Some folk find it a bit tricky to get out. Then there's the bashing into the car next to you problem.
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Revolving doors are particularly appealing. Bring the fairground into the hotel lobby
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Someone told me the other week that Louvre Doors are coming back in fashion.
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And of course if you have a green door,you have a secret behind it.whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Why are French doors called French doors?
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Mick Jagger bought a house with a red front door, but he soon got someone in to paint it... well, you can guess the rest...
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http://lifestyle.mpelembe.net/home/history-of-french-doors
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Without doors Simon Groom would have never of said "what a beautiful pair of knockers".
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the door that is most famous has a number 10 on it,and people go looking for the door to haa
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door to happiness,but some people never find it
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Whatever happened to Dorians? Williams seems to have had the same effect on the name Dorian as Hitler did on the name Adolf in Germany.
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