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brassneck
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lets suggest things that should be invented,your don't have to explain the know how but just some things that could make life easier for us all.
for example 1=a walking stick that lights up in the dark with the touch of a button.
                  2=some sort of deicer on the bottom of your car so that when you travel on an icy road your can is thawing the road for the guy behind you and the guy on front of you is thawing the road for you.
                  3=a wallet that locks when you are drunk.Laugh
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Report themightymac August 7, 2016 10:15 PM BST
A magic pen that only writes winning bets Excited
Report Ibrahima Sonko August 7, 2016 10:18 PM BST
A lie detector for politicians
Report Ron-Russian August 7, 2016 10:24 PM BST
A machine that can knock a mosque down in 10 seconds
Report Just Checking August 7, 2016 10:57 PM BST
Ibrahima Sonko • August 7, 2016 10:18 PM BST
A lie detector for politicians
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Just wire up a bulb to a battery, it's not like any ever tell the truth :)
Report guinness2dear August 7, 2016 11:01 PM BST
A grass trap
Report brassneck August 7, 2016 11:20 PM BST
the magic pen=change the name to "a lucky pen" and everyone will buy them.you could sell them in a pack of three=one for the flat,one for the jumps,and one for all other sports.
I can see this business booming"can I have two tennis pens,one first goal scorer pen,and I have having trouble making money on the rugby so give me a first try scorer pen"Laugh
Report Capt__F August 7, 2016 11:24 PM BST
antibrassneckCool
Report Makybe_Diva August 8, 2016 8:35 AM BST
Mac and Brassneck, I love the magic pen idea Laugh
Report Ramruma August 8, 2016 10:19 AM BST
A bag for bringing fast food home so it doesn't stink the car out but at the same time doesn't allow the food to stew in its own condensed water vapour.
Report The Leopard August 8, 2016 10:21 AM BST
^ You're talking about chips....aren't you?
Report Burton-Brewers August 8, 2016 11:01 AM BST
a chewy dog toy that lasts above an hour
Report The Leopard August 8, 2016 11:38 AM BST
Did you see my apology, BB, I was having a terrible week.....you wouldn't believe the cr*p I've had to put up with....family related.

Did you really block me? Wink
Report The Leopard August 8, 2016 11:39 AM BST
I apologise again for my ranting.
Report Ramruma August 8, 2016 11:51 AM BST
^ You're talking about chips....aren't you?

Yes, especially now the kebab shop's been sold last week. The best chip shop for miles around here is, unfortunately, several miles away. The one just down the road is rubbish.
Report Ramruma August 8, 2016 11:54 AM BST
Beeping spectacles -- for when you've taken your glasses off to sleep overnight and then can't see the bloody things in the morning. Obviously this is only really needed in hotels. At home, you have a standard place for them.
Report kincsem August 8, 2016 12:00 PM BST
We have spam filters on computers.
Can we have a spam filter on televisions that eliminates soaps, reality programs, cooking, gardening, celebrities dong things, and other abominations?
Report kincsem August 8, 2016 12:00 PM BST
*doing
Laugh
Report The Leopard August 8, 2016 12:06 PM BST

Aug 8, 2016 -- 11:38AM, The Leopard wrote:


Did you see my apology, BB, I was having a terrible week.....you wouldn't believe the cr*p I've had to put up with....family related.Did you really block me?


Someone c&p this for BB as he may have blocked me...ta ..

Report The Leopard August 8, 2016 12:08 PM BST

Aug 8, 2016 -- 11:54AM, Ramruma wrote:


Beeping spectacles -- for when you've taken your glasses off to sleep overnight and then can't see the bloody things in the morning. Obviously this is only really needed in hotels. At home, you have a standard place for them.


You need them to reply....."I am here"

When you call out ...."Glasses ! "

Copyrighted by  The Leopard on Chit Chat forum.

Report The Leopard August 8, 2016 12:10 PM BST

Aug 8, 2016 -- 12:00PM, kincsem wrote:


We have spam filters on computers.Can we have a spam filter on televisions that eliminates soaps, reality programs, cooking, gardening, celebrities dong things, and other abominations?


Orlando Bloom?

Report Makybe_Diva August 8, 2016 12:40 PM BST
"Did you see my apology, BB, I was having a terrible week.....you wouldn't believe the cr*p I've had to put up with....family related."

BB, this in an apology from The Leopard. He asked for someone to copy and paste it in case you have blocked him and not seen it.
Report guinness2dear August 8, 2016 12:43 PM BST
I'm with kincy, i'd just like to add the odd explosion to reality progs..
Report The Leopard August 8, 2016 1:59 PM BST
Ty.... MD ....Wink
Report Makybe_Diva August 8, 2016 2:19 PM BST
My pleasure, Leopard Happy
Report EvgenyKissin August 8, 2016 2:29 PM BST
Good afternoon MD.

Will you be partaking of any satsuma trifle?
Report Makybe_Diva August 8, 2016 2:50 PM BST
Good afternoon, Evgeny.

Yes please, if you're offering Happy
Report EvgenyKissin August 8, 2016 2:56 PM BST
HappyLaugh
Report Makybe_Diva August 8, 2016 3:02 PM BST
Blush
Report EvgenyKissin August 8, 2016 3:13 PM BST
I always feel a bit Crazy after trifle. Probably too much alcohol.
Report Aunty Post August 8, 2016 3:50 PM BST
Back with the thread......a "Reverse Microwave" for instant chilling of drinks, and Gazpacho etc, and plus ice in seconds for your G&T
Report The Leopard August 8, 2016 3:57 PM BST
Modern fridges do the ice.
Report The Leopard August 8, 2016 3:58 PM BST
Been done AP :
.
http://www.popsci.com/article/technology/inside-machine-chills-your-beer-one-minute
Report Aunty Post August 8, 2016 4:33 PM BST
I'll get my coat!!Blush
Report Makybe_Diva August 8, 2016 4:54 PM BST
Not keen on trifle, myself, Evgeny. Would never say no, tho'.

My pudding of the moment is Lemon Meringue Pie Love
Report The Leopard August 8, 2016 4:54 PM BST
Lost glasses system ....also done :
.
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/glasses-trackr-locate-sunglasses-and-eyeglasses-using-your-smartphone#/
Report Makybe_Diva August 8, 2016 4:54 PM BST
Aww, poor Aunty Love
Report The Leopard August 8, 2016 4:55 PM BST
What weight are you MD Confused
Report The Leopard August 8, 2016 4:55 PM BST
Hope you run off those deserts !
Report Makybe_Diva August 8, 2016 5:20 PM BST
I did BodyPump this morning Grin
Report Makybe_Diva August 8, 2016 5:21 PM BST
What weight am I?! Angry
Report Capt__F August 8, 2016 5:25 PM BST
Bottom weight in The Lincoln ?
Report The Leopard August 8, 2016 5:26 PM BST

Aug 8, 2016 -- 5:21PM, Makybe_Diva wrote:


What weight am I?!


Laugh

Report Makybe_Diva August 8, 2016 5:26 PM BST
Mischief
Report The Leopard August 8, 2016 5:28 PM BST
Mental note : MD is 14 stone Mischief
Report The Leopard August 8, 2016 5:28 PM BST
Maybe 13...
Report Makybe_Diva August 8, 2016 5:29 PM BST
What?! Surprised
Report The Leopard August 8, 2016 5:29 PM BST
12.5?
Report Makybe_Diva August 8, 2016 5:30 PM BST
Lol no! Keep going down.
Report The Leopard August 8, 2016 5:34 PM BST
Blush
Report Makybe_Diva August 8, 2016 5:44 PM BST
Shocked Blush
Report Make my hay August 8, 2016 5:53 PM BST
Excited

Self-service tills in Tesco that work.
Report Makybe_Diva August 8, 2016 6:00 PM BST
I saw what you did there, MMH Grin
Report Make my hay August 8, 2016 6:06 PM BST
Love
Report Makybe_Diva August 8, 2016 6:08 PM BST
Happy
Report zorrostrikes August 8, 2016 10:45 PM BST
something like four mini projectors that can be stuck to glass - they
sync up and and project films and tv onto that glass.
you could turn your windows into a tv - or have a tv the size of a wall.
turn train windows into tvs.
Report zorrostrikes August 9, 2016 12:00 AM BST
either an off switch - to fall asleep quickly. one tap per hour of sleep.

or a pill that knocks you out for a day? for colds and flu.
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