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A magic pen that only writes winning bets
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A lie detector for politicians
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A machine that can knock a mosque down in 10 seconds
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Ibrahima Sonko • August 7, 2016 10:18 PM BST
A lie detector for politicians --- Just wire up a bulb to a battery, it's not like any ever tell the truth :) |
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A grass trap
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the magic pen=change the name to "a lucky pen" and everyone will buy them.you could sell them in a pack of three=one for the flat,one for the jumps,and one for all other sports.
I can see this business booming"can I have two tennis pens,one first goal scorer pen,and I have having trouble making money on the rugby so give me a first try scorer pen" ![]() |
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Mac and Brassneck, I love the magic pen idea
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A bag for bringing fast food home so it doesn't stink the car out but at the same time doesn't allow the food to stew in its own condensed water vapour.
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^ You're talking about chips....aren't you?
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a chewy dog toy that lasts above an hour
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Did you see my apology, BB, I was having a terrible week.....you wouldn't believe the cr*p I've had to put up with....family related.
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I apologise again for my ranting.
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^ You're talking about chips....aren't you?
Yes, especially now the kebab shop's been sold last week. The best chip shop for miles around here is, unfortunately, several miles away. The one just down the road is rubbish. |
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Beeping spectacles -- for when you've taken your glasses off to sleep overnight and then can't see the bloody things in the morning. Obviously this is only really needed in hotels. At home, you have a standard place for them.
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We have spam filters on computers.
Can we have a spam filter on televisions that eliminates soaps, reality programs, cooking, gardening, celebrities dong things, and other abominations? |
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"Did you see my apology, BB, I was having a terrible week.....you wouldn't believe the cr*p I've had to put up with....family related."
BB, this in an apology from The Leopard. He asked for someone to copy and paste it in case you have blocked him and not seen it. |
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I'm with kincy, i'd just like to add the odd explosion to reality progs..
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Ty.... MD ....
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My pleasure, Leopard
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Good afternoon MD.
Will you be partaking of any satsuma trifle? |
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Good afternoon, Evgeny.
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I always feel a bit
after trifle. Probably too much alcohol. |
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Back with the thread......a "Reverse Microwave" for instant chilling of drinks, and Gazpacho etc, and plus ice in seconds for your G&T
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Modern fridges do the ice.
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Been done AP :
. http://www.popsci.com/article/technology/inside-machine-chills-your-beer-one-minute |
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I'll get my coat!!
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Not keen on trifle, myself, Evgeny. Would never say no, tho'.
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Lost glasses system ....also done :
. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/glasses-trackr-locate-sunglasses-and-eyeglasses-using-your-smartphone#/ |
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Aww, poor Aunty
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What weight are you MD
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Hope you run off those deserts !
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I did BodyPump this morning
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