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How do you get over someone you love?
How do you get over someone you love?
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I'm only 26. I was only with her for 6 months or so. Yeah, it's easier said than done falling for someone, never really liked anyone as much as her.
I wish I was one of them guys that can go round shagging anything and everything but I can't seem to get in that mode! |
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I had one who had no feelings towards me, she called me a pathetic bald scots git and hoped I got hit by a train. I just said thanks for the compliments and opened the door for her. I also shouted don't bother coming back here once you're fed up of your new rich hairy prince, you're not welcome back in my caravan.
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MC Roller
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You don't get over it. However , if it was just "one of those things" , fill your boots!
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.. Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away, other times you have to get drunk and tell the **** what you really think!
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'other times you have to get drunk and tell the **** what you really think!'
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Lol. Well done.
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Paint your room black
Scribble (generally in your own blood, but if you can use that of the bitch in question then so much the better) fierce shards of manic poetry about how you....ONLY YOU (and possibly Richey Edwards of the manic Street Preachers, at the time he wrote the lyrics to 'Motorcycle Emptiness') the flinty-eyed loner who stands foresquare gazing into the icy abyss of desolation and rejection, knows how it feels, truly feels, to be this alone.....and stuff. Go on a ridiculously unsustainable diaet Couple this with a weight-training regime that would make Arnie sh1t treacle, in order to build your body into this vascular fortress that no ball-breaking, uncaring woman will ever penetrate again and just let her try if she thinks she can deal with your fierce intensity. Do not go out, unless you have to. Avoid contamination with the rest of those weaklings that comprise the human race Do this for a fortnight and then have a big old w@nk. |
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Learn to love yourself , eat a diet full of good food, stay fit and toned and admire youself in the mirror every day for a couple of hours .
Immerse yourself in loveiness . Hope this helps Christiano |
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that mumsnet idea sounds a corker
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watch a Dexter marathon. seasons 1-8.
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Look- DOO WAH HAS LEFT- AND YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO GET USED TO LIVING WITHOUT HIM
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Plenty of exercise will help, keep your mind off sex
There are such things as brasses, abroad if not here You can renounce sex altogether, but you seem a bit young for that there are ways that can help in this, it is a bit extreme |
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In the game of love and sex, it is those who feel the least are the winners
those that feel the most are the losers Life has never been fair It will pass in time, don't do anything stupid |
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listen to Rod singing"first cut is the deepest"some how it helps I still love my first love yet I have not seen her for 50 years.
never got over her.but i learned to live without her.  |
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The Forum has surpassed itself with its usual commonsense and compassion. rogerthebutler leading the way for me at the moment, but if I can I'd like to go back a couple of years to a similar thread where a Leeds supporter from Dublin went on a 3 week bender after a heavy defeat and lost his girlfriend and had the intelligence to come on here and ask advice from his contemporaries.
Sorry I can't remember the name of the thread but one of the soundest and most practical gems of wisdom from that thread advised the lovelorn poster to 'kick her back door in, give her one, wipe your c0ck on her curtains and then go down the pub for a few pints.' You just can't get that sort of practical advice anywhere other than this forum - but I do feel obliged to point out just before you embark on this voyage of self-discovery please bear in mind that, as you will have left a trail of physical and scientific evidence even the most bumbling inefficient plod may well kick the doors of the pub in. One to think about anyway - GL with whatever you do ... |
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How do you get over someone you love?
I tend to awaken in the pitch black - gently pull back the duvet - prop myself up on my left knee- stretch over her with my right leg- form an arch - gently and in slow motion move my right arm over her to prop myself up on her side of the bed- bring my weight to bear on my right elbow , missing the bed completely - roll speedily off the bed in the pitch black void and i career into the bedside cabinet, upsetting and shattering the water jug and collapse on the floor , concussing myself on the corner of the cabinet as i go. Never fails to get her attention |
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If you're ever able to get over someone, then it wasn't actually love in the first place.
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vidou
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Again, thanks for the advice chaps.
Although I don't think I'd be able to 'kick her back door in, give her one, wipe your c0ck on her curtains and then go down the pub for a few pints.' because she lives in a flat. |
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I'm no Marjorie Proops aasbff but I would like to think the original poster would be prepared to show some flexibility with this ... don't feel you have to restrict yourself to the back door. Although the reference to 'back door' may have been an important euphemism ...
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The original thread on this topic was by Eboue - and very good it was too.
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Pick up fat birds in future, you wont miss em as much.
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vidou, who the hell is Marjorie Proops?
I would try and pick up fat birds but that's exactly the trouble, you can't pick them up. |
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If you pull a biggun make sure she has big tits before you doink her.
Had one few tears ago and when the top was off it was out of proportion. The golden gift of a Bbw should be whoppers. If not make excuses and run. |
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Lol aasbff, google her!! - Just showing my age mate ... thank fcuk I don't have to worry about affairs of the heart these days.
Bungalow bill was the original thread not by some lad with username leeds and a date like 81 or 1981, something like leeds81? Seem to remember his girlfriend got so hacked off with his 3 week bender she went and got 'doinked' by someone else and he came on here wondering what he should do? Some of the advice was feckin hilarious - as you would expect with the intelligentsia on here |
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Ok, I just have. She's some agony aunt type born in 1911 ...fecking hell
Back in the day, women didn't have as much media or wear revealing tops as much as they do know. Therefore, when they get their tits and arse hanging out, they think their God's gift. Or if they don't, they end up being boring or mental. You've basically gotta get in and get out haven't you. |
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Imagine if you were in your 40s, had kids and a home, and were about to lose both. Then think what the fook am I moaning about, I'm only 26, she didn't like me enough, so she's done me a favour.
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that explains it. when you get in yer 40s you will be p1ssed off for a day and back to yourself the next...... |
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oh and spanish chicks are all needy once they start doing yer laundry lol.
dont age well either so done yerself a favour. |
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Another one left me many years ago, don't know what happened to her. She left because she wanted some space. I just said good luck but I don't think nasa are recruiting.
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I recall that thread vidou, it was hilarious and I was never sure the O.P wasn't winding everyone up but the perceptive insight and advice was just class,as you say from the compassionate and sympathetic types on here.
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Yeah treetop Delta resurrected it a couple of months ago - and I read through it again, it was one of the all time classics on here but I'm fecked if I can remember the name of the thread or the OP.
Still think aasbff should kick the Iberian's door in, doink her, wipe his c0ck on her curtains and then go and get rat-ar$ed, failing that another gem from that thread was to tell everyone that she was Hep C and watch as her reputation and social life disintegrated. But this is expert, learned opinions and we are merely simple forumites so respect the words of these professionals and try to decide which path to follow aasbff ... tough decision I know but follow your own instinct ... |
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spanish tend to go for venitian blinds bit painfull imo
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Capt_F - you would be the farter on the Space Station wouldn't you ...???!!!
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did I
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silent but deadly vid
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