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Its not a job of any merit,just cleaning,but its very important to me at the moment and so hopefuly its a case of hamster wheel here i come because my little legs are going to run and run..I'm currently living with my 84 years old Father but more money is needed and so off i go.Anyway,anybody got any job winning interview tips?
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At my last interview they asked me the old chestnut: "What are your weaknesses?"
I replied: "Betting horses and chocolate digestives."
"It says on your CV that you're an exporter. Tell me about that."
"Yes, I worked at King's Cross Station for five years."
I replied: "Betting horses and chocolate digestives."
"It says on your CV that you're an exporter. Tell me about that."
"Yes, I worked at King's Cross Station for five years."
culvin............you live in Liverpool and youre not a burglar
@i_agree_with_nick.The Culvin Award for The Best chitchat comedian goes to i_agree_with_nick
@Clerkmore.Well this time next week or so i for 1 hope to be cleaning something there.
Was it like a proper job interview and if so what did they ask?
I'd hope cleaner was the sort of job where if you turn up on on time and look like a 1/2 decent human being you get the job.
I'd hope cleaner was the sort of job where if you turn up on on time and look like a 1/2 decent human being you get the job.
Don't make the mistake I did on the application form:
Name: IAW Nick
Sex: Yes please
Name: IAW Nick
Sex: Yes please
Not really Zazu.
I did quite a few interviews in my time including those for cleaners.
Depends on the nature of the job but in my case cleaners were given a set of keys and worked when everybody went home or before they got in.
So trust came into it as well. You're also looking at reliability, nothing worse coming into an uncleaned work station in the morning, so job history important.
I did quite a few interviews in my time including those for cleaners.
Depends on the nature of the job but in my case cleaners were given a set of keys and worked when everybody went home or before they got in.
So trust came into it as well. You're also looking at reliability, nothing worse coming into an uncleaned work station in the morning, so job history important.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Fools+and+Horses+Trigger+Broom&&view=detail&mid=5A043F3719B49E9FD6EC5A043F3719B49E9FD6EC&rvsmid=C
This should help
This should help
30 yo joke....come on Culvin ....you're better than that !
@The Leopard.I don't tell any kind of fibbies on here mate.Ive honestly never heard that joke before.
I'm currently on two weeks gardening leave. I haven't told them I live in a third-floor flat.
The last bloke I interviewed for a position was from Newcastle. He got the job.
My boss said to me after his first day? "What's your impression of Dave?"
I replied: "Ha way, man. I'm gannin' oot for a smerk."
My boss said to me after his first day? "What's your impression of Dave?"
I replied: "Ha way, man. I'm gannin' oot for a smerk."
I'd just like to wish you all the best Culvin. You seem like a genuinely nice guy with a sense of humour whose prepared to work for a living. Unusual to find those traits these days. Good luck you deserve it.
Yes..... good to get out there working.....could lead on to something else.
@The Leopard.I'm probably one of the oldest fellas here but I don't think i look it because I'm quite fit through my love of cycling.I'm 53 years young.
You seem positive and that should of come across in the interview.
We do a lot of group interviews the positive people really stand out.
The body language and sub conscious reactions to things really show people's true feelings.
We do a lot of group interviews the positive people really stand out.
The body language and sub conscious reactions to things really show people's true feelings.
You enrolled in a dose of it leopard.
Nope....never had the need.....where do you go for it?
You skipped the q for being funny too.
Keep up the bad work.
See that's funny and a genious turn on a well used saying.
You can't bottle what I've got.
Keep up the bad work.
See that's funny and a genious turn on a well used saying.
You can't bottle what I've got.
Could be a dialect thing....what area of the country are you in?
The Leopard.Thanks for the not needing to do @game comment you gave me.I won't do it anymore.
My nearest pub is the horse and jockey.
The crown is probable the furthest from my part of penn
The crown is probable the furthest from my part of penn
when idiots like moneytree are doing interviews this shows that it is essential that in any successful and prosperous and happy country that there is a surplus of jobs.
In a well run country and economy there must always be a shortage of labour, in that way it is the jobseeker who is doing the interviewing.
In a well run country and economy there must always be a shortage of labour, in that way it is the jobseeker who is doing the interviewing.
certainly there is nothing more ugly than needyness, is this Britain now?
millions of needy people.
millions of needy people.
The Leopard
04 Jul 16 22:58
No....but I have heard it works better than drugs.
Who from? Frank Bough?
04 Jul 16 22:58
No....but I have heard it works better than drugs.
Who from? Frank Bough?
3 interviews in 3 days has borne fruit.I will be working in hospitality at the Saint Helens Sports Stadium tonight.Tomorrow i may well be working in hospitality at Chester racecourse.
A scouser goes to the job centre and tells the woman behind the desk that he is looking for a job.
"I'm hard working, reliable, trustworthy and always on time.
She says to him "I've got the perfect job for you, It's a driver for a multi millionaire, You get to keep the car when not on duty, look after his 2 teenage nympho daughters when he's abroad, 40 days holiday and it pays £200 k a year"
"stop bullsh*tting me" he says
"well you started it" she replied
Seriously good luck Culvin and hope it works out for you.
"I'm hard working, reliable, trustworthy and always on time.
She says to him "I've got the perfect job for you, It's a driver for a multi millionaire, You get to keep the car when not on duty, look after his 2 teenage nympho daughters when he's abroad, 40 days holiday and it pays £200 k a year"
"stop bullsh*tting me" he says
"well you started it" she replied
Seriously good luck Culvin and hope it works out for you.
What a strange question.What does any name mean? Who cares what it means.Why do you care? Why don't you just relax and take it easy.
Here we have it :
Lifelong Reds supporter Kieth Culvin had the charges axed when mobile phone footage of the incident at at Manchester United's Old Trafford stadium proved his innocence
A Liverpool fan accused of assaulting a police officer had the charges axed when mobile phone footage revealed the claim was completely false.
Lifelong Reds supporter Kieth Culvin has won a four-figure payout from Greater Manchester Police over his unlawful arrest at Manchester United's Old Trafford stadium.
Video shows a police officer trying to grab the fan from behind, but missing, and falling onto nearby seats, that were covered in netting.
Moments later, Mr Culvin was dragged down stairs, pushed against a wall, punched in the back and legs and handcuffed, his lawyers said.
The Kop fan was arrested and charged with assaulting a police officer - relating to the bobby who'd been earlier seen to stumble after the match two years ago.
The damning footage was played to magistrates during Mr Culvin's first court appearance and the case collapsed. The Merseysider launched a civil action, which won him a settlement for wrongful arrest.
The Football Supporters Federation (FSF), who helped represent Mr Culvin, said he was a well-known supporter who would meet with police before high-profile games to discuss any safety concerns.
Trouble flared at Old Trafford when Mr Culvin attempted to intervene to smooth over Liverpool fans being banned from using the stadium toilets as they left.
Amanda Jacks, from the FSF, told the Mirror: "This case reinforces the message that it is important supporters don't shrug off such treatment, and contact us for help and referral to legal experts where advice is initially given free of charge.
Lifelong Reds supporter Kieth Culvin had the charges axed when mobile phone footage of the incident at at Manchester United's Old Trafford stadium proved his innocence
A Liverpool fan accused of assaulting a police officer had the charges axed when mobile phone footage revealed the claim was completely false.
Lifelong Reds supporter Kieth Culvin has won a four-figure payout from Greater Manchester Police over his unlawful arrest at Manchester United's Old Trafford stadium.
Video shows a police officer trying to grab the fan from behind, but missing, and falling onto nearby seats, that were covered in netting.
Moments later, Mr Culvin was dragged down stairs, pushed against a wall, punched in the back and legs and handcuffed, his lawyers said.
The Kop fan was arrested and charged with assaulting a police officer - relating to the bobby who'd been earlier seen to stumble after the match two years ago.
The damning footage was played to magistrates during Mr Culvin's first court appearance and the case collapsed. The Merseysider launched a civil action, which won him a settlement for wrongful arrest.
The Football Supporters Federation (FSF), who helped represent Mr Culvin, said he was a well-known supporter who would meet with police before high-profile games to discuss any safety concerns.
Trouble flared at Old Trafford when Mr Culvin attempted to intervene to smooth over Liverpool fans being banned from using the stadium toilets as they left.
Amanda Jacks, from the FSF, told the Mirror: "This case reinforces the message that it is important supporters don't shrug off such treatment, and contact us for help and referral to legal experts where advice is initially given free of charge.
If I had to give you one piece of advice re job seeking - don't admit to being a cannibal. And never wear the flayed skins of your enemies to the interview. Unless the job is in banking/financial services in the City, of course.
The Leopard.He's made it all up,you mugs!...I took a photo of the St Helens stadium yesterday and also just now a pic of my shift pattern{THOSE PICS Are Pending}.I don't tell lies here at chitchat about anything or anyone.Some people here like to fantasise,bully,ego tripp,etc...I'm personally not interested in silly games.I come here to ChitChat for a little bit of fun,some advice from the wise and more informed and if i can i will very gladly try to offer those same things in return.
Mine is most mornings around 9am, occasionally after lunch and some evenings too.
Why are you going for a cleaning job.....if you can operate a betfair account then you are qualified for something more taxing !
Couldn't leave the house not too long ago... and now look at him!
Leooard, Culvin has posted his work rota in his photo gallery.
I can see that now. I posted almost the same time as you.
I suppose we are digging because it seems as if he has been here before
....or he has been reading the forum for a long time without posting.
Jul 9, 2016 -- 10:03PM, Makybe_Diva wrote:
I can see that now. I posted almost the same time as you.
Only a little joke, mate
He could be a useful addition to chit chat....we need new people.
He seems like a real nice guy, but he knows who's who on here and is not a new bee, imo
They blocked new users because guys like stretch got banned and came back under a new identity (x10)....what is different now?
Jul 9, 2016 -- 11:03PM, Capt__F wrote:
Legendwent out at the top
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