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our story only one sentence each. please keep the story flowing
our story only one sentence each. please keep the story flowing
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No, never! came his resolute answer.
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But he started to waver
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As Eva approached from the spaceship he felt something swell and grow almost against his will.
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It was the bump on the head he had received when the tin of ham had hit him on the head earlier.
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Come and lie down in my spaceship said Eva, you will feel better.
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lfc1971, not quite understanding the meaning of, "our story only one sentence each. please keep the story flowing" had obviously been protruded by the Evas.
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then he woke up covered in sweat and other stuff,'it was all a dream he thought'.
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It was at that point, a huge wedge of Port Salut bounced off my bonce.
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Not again! thought our husband
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And then never mind as he saw Eva walk towards him
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She was wearing long black boots and dressed in a black jacket and trousers, shiny shiny, shiny boots of leather.
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I love things in one colour, monotonous things, he thought to himself.
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And I love zips just as much, he felt like shouting out
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Yes indeed
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Eva looked at him quizzically raising an eyebrow and smiled
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If you wish i could attend to that er@@tion for you my dear earthling she said
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For a moment our hero was speechless
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Then he replied, `yes please Miss Eva`
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Why he said that i have no idea, but feel sure he was right to do so
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Nothing can be more boring than people not being polite to each other.
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She reached across and touched his head, and it was miraculous. Where the tin of ham had made his head swell up in a painful bump...she was able to fix it.
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Unfortunately, touching him had turned her into Mary Berry
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And so dear chitti chatters as Claudio Ranieri said
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There is no happiness in love
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Except at the end of an English novel
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BUT there is always a sequel or a prequel
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in which a swarm of bees set about my crotch
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the bees were sexy tame ones and they caressed ma nuts, Cosmic Honey was produced and i sold a batch to Sainsburys as organic coosmic honey as seen on tv with sir Jamie.
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He was halfway through his half of Speckled Hen Bitter when in walked a Sailor.......
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Hello Sailor was the greeting
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it was getting bigger and bigger- it was enormous .. God had taken pity and was sending a huge Fray Bentos steak and kidney to feed the survivors - He wasn't bothered about any veggies who are scum and needed to be scourged from the face of the Earth- and it was designed to cook with the friction heat of entry into the earths atmosphere ....all was well, until...
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(feck- insert my last post after 8/5/- 11.57)
come to think of it- leave it where it is  |
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The steak and kidney pie wasn't happy to be left outside the earth's atmosphere, and wished that someone would re-write the script.
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the veterians were not impressed
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More importantly, does anyone have a tin opener?
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Veterians, a new word for the oxford dictionary!
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No tin openers in Norfolk - they use OTHER things...
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You guessed it; they use hammers and chisels to open cans in Norfolk.
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This was also the way of the Slomartzians, as young Slomartzian hooligans often stole the keys from Slomartzian corned-beef tins, even if the tins were stacked on the shelves of non-Slomartzian supermarkets.
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But fortunately Tescos armed their cans with an anti-Slowmartzian device, and the last living Slowmartzian was arrested for shoplifting, which is why you rarely see Slowmartzians in supermarkets today.
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