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Your Secret Crush
Your Secret Crush
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Has a piano delivered by crane into my living room through the double doors as it was too big for the front entrance, turned out it was too heavy for the crane too, wires split and fell 30 foot down towards my marble terrace landing on the ex wife, ex because she died instantly, biggest crush I've ever had.
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I was drunk last night....I hate Shemales.
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Ian Hislop
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was the piano ok ? |
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I used to knock about with Jo Guest when we were kids, her nan lived across the road from my dad in Chesterfield. As my folks were divorced I used to see a lot of her in the school holidays etc. Lost touch as we got into our teens. Next thing shes the biggest page 3 girl in England. Lovely girl, fell on hard times of late last I heard.
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No Captain.
That's why it's a secret crush, crane belonged to me personally, couldn't risk the legal aftermath, had to bury piano and wife deep in woodlands towards the back of my land, both replaced the next day with better models mind, workers paid off with hush money. |
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still looking for middle C
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dave
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 But we will never know who hides behind the annie character (TAC) because TAC will not meet anyone or even send them a message on here... how quare  |
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Nice one, Annie. There is definitely something about Ian Hislop
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wtf is it though??
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Carole Gaessler , her eyes do it for me.
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He's clever and funny, Terry.
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I don't know what women see in men anyway, I just can't see it.
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I really don't know what men see in a lady's downstairs lady-parts
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Hope
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Lorna Dunkley for me - sky news reader. Perfect in every way.
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Thanks, Diva, I thought it was me being odd fancying Ian Hislop
Agree it is because he is clever and funny. |
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What does TAC mean, crags ?
If it is something horrible don't tell me |
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Annie
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I think you mis-understand the power of the quim diva, led to the downfall of many a great man
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Had to look that word up, Terry
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Debbie Greenwood when I was a kid.
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lol,but a lot nicer than most you have to admit
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Yes, it's rather charming
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I guess so |
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a young Gail Tisley pre 1990
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Deborah Meaden when she is angry, oh yeah.
Sorry debs about my shoddy numbers, now give me my thrashing in your den. |
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rommel 07 May 16 17:28
gotta love a ladyboy. I wouldn't go as far as rommels preferences. |
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Yes, I like it better than dave, crags, but I think somehow you will still call me dave
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once I had a secret love... Calamity Jane.
now I shout it from the highest hill... even to the golden daffodils. my secret love is no secret anymore. Girls with long legs. |
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The woman off the Trivago ad
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I've always fancied a **** off Vanessa Feltz. Strange I know but there it is.
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b l o w j o b
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Very strange, Hitman.
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Worse than that
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I forgot Hillary Kay. She used to do the antique show on the telly. A smasher.
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