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Clouseau
31 Mar 16 00:12
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The new lad who does the Football Focus on Saturdays seems like a decent presenter as does the black chap who occasionally does the sport section... however...

Naga's got a voice like Sybil Fawlty and grates my ears,

The other male presenters like Charlie wotshisname have no gravitas and Charlie loves his film actor interviews where he must have to keep stopping the filming to brush his tongue so it doesn't look as brown as it would be from licking so many actor arses.

Minchin seems like a littlew mouse in the corner,

The sports girl, (can't even remember her name) looks constantly awkward and thinks she's having a half-informed girlie chat down the gym when she is actually broadcasting to the nation about the latest sporting endeavours and achievements,

The other sports bloke appears to be like the kid at school who was really keen but crap at everything and I don't give a sh1te about some totally obscure "sport" that doesn't really exist and no-one is interested in but he feels the need to have a go at every week like falling down a hill in a balloon or some other sh1te.

The business girl seems nice but is so outperformed by the bloke who occasionally gets a look in and seems to know what he is talking about.

The vacuous stories that they cover tend to be so insignificant and annoying when they pop back up every few minutes on repeat and have some roving reporter visiting a school somewhere and being amazed how the kids have learnt to read and made a reconstruction of the slave trade made out of papier mache and  pigeon droppings.

All I want is some balanced journalism and a report on the latest news because I've only got a few minutes locating a pair of matching socks and a reasonably clean pair of unstained underpants so I haven't got time for all that. DevilCry

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By:
Clouseau
When: 31 Mar 16 00:20
Carol Kirkwood, however, who does the weather is so good and pleasant to listen to that I wish she did the whole show... and she probably could. Love
By:
Foinavon
When: 31 Mar 16 00:21
Brilliant summary Clouseau, Woman's Own live. If you want News Al Jazeera  is the place to go.Even Euronews is now better than the Beeb Crazy
By:
Foinavon
When: 31 Mar 16 00:23
Carol Kirkwood, however, who does the weather

I know what you see in her Blush
By:
Clouseau
When: 31 Mar 16 00:34
Thank you Foinavon.

I love Carol Kirkwood though. She is intelligent, has such a cheery personality, a lot of expertise, a beautiful face and I would love to rub my face in her bazookas so am almost hypnotised with erotic fantasy when she's talks to me about showers. BlushLove
By:
Foinavon
When: 31 Mar 16 00:44
ExcitedBlush
By:
guinness2dear
When: 31 Mar 16 00:58
I have a rather cool clip of Kirkyboobs running upsstairs on SComeD...
By:
Roger The Butler
When: 31 Mar 16 01:07
The thing that bugs me is when the presenter introducing who the pair of them on the sofa are has to look at the other one when saying their name, to demonstrate which is which.

Charlie: "This is BBC Breakfast with Louise Minchin [looks at Louise Minchin] and Charlie Stayt".

Naga: "This is BBC Breakfast with Dan Walker [looks at Dan Walker] and Naga Munchetty".

You are not helping me with these looks. I can work out that the one in the suit is probably Charlie and the one in the skirt with boobs is probably Louise.

Now I've said this you will notice it every time they do it, and it will bug you as much as it bugs me.
By:
guinness2dear
When: 31 Mar 16 01:24
Oi Rog; what was de name of that fit bit ye sent me? The chubby one on Asian..
By:
onlooker
When: 31 Mar 16 01:46
The OP could have just entitled this thread ...


BBC. I can't take it any more
By:
guinness2dear
When: 31 Mar 16 02:04
That's funny for ye mucker..
By:
rob_dylan
When: 31 Mar 16 08:33
This is like the good old days of Frasier and Live Forever.  Top work monsieur.
By:
Clerkmore
When: 31 Mar 16 08:36
They haven't adequately replaced Susanna Reid crossing and uncrossing her legs in the morning.

However, Naga should be ditched and also Steph the business bird with the dreadful accent. They do have a girl, Victoria, who does the business from time to time who should get the gig full time.
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 31 Mar 16 08:42
That Naga is one of the most annoying feckers on the box. If on the odd occasion I do put BBC1 on in the morning and I see her, the channel is immediately killed.
All these gorgeous Indian ladies about, and the BBC had to go and hire that big eared supercilious monstrosity.
By:
Capt__F
When: 31 Mar 16 08:54
Susanna on Good Morning Britain nice start to day however that turd Pees Morgan co pilot
By:
smartie3
When: 31 Mar 16 09:03
I have just turned it off. Naga didn't understand the meaning of the term "real ale" and tried to make an argument with the gentleman representing CAMRA. Just because it's not her cup of tea doesn't mean to say that others don't like it. I only wanted to see if there was any news this morning...got 2 minutes on the serious situation at TATA steel and 5 minutes talking about Adrian Lester's new TV programme.
By:
Crisp77
When: 31 Mar 16 09:14
The planes at Horseguards looked nice Cool
By:
twizzle22
When: 31 Mar 16 09:18
Ditched BBC breakfast  when Susanna departed...Everyone Loves Raymond is the way to go folks.
By:
dustybin
When: 31 Mar 16 10:21
You missed the Aussie business guy who is so over the top I'm sure he's covering torrets ticks.
Then there is the business woman who looks like a chewed sandwich.
That Charlie crosses his legs with the help of his hands like he's got a peg leg.
That Saturday sports guy is like the return of Timmy mallet.

It's like the set of an equal opportunities charity group.
By:
Dr Crippen
When: 31 Mar 16 10:29
The whole BBC network is dire.

Too much political correctness and biased reporting and in the news, and too many ethnic type presenters who we know are only in the jobs because of the colour of their skins.

The sooner it's gone the better.
By:
leazes67
When: 31 Mar 16 10:46
Main 6 o'clock news last night..sports news,first up Englands womens cricketers lose quater final match,ahead of the fantastic mens semi final win against New Zealand.Do they do it on purpose?I despair at times.
By:
twizzle22
When: 31 Mar 16 11:45
leazes..that truly is appalling.If ever an example were needed to prove the organisations bias towards womens sport there it is..unbelievable stuffSad
By:
Platini
When: 31 Mar 16 11:49
Naga is very cute, classic take home to meet your mum material, but far too squeaky clean to raise the interest of the pervs on here.
Nugent OTOH is pure filth and frequently features in my impure thoughts Wink
By:
rob_dylan
When: 31 Mar 16 12:00
I saw that leazes, something like this.....

"Disappointment for the England ladies as they lose to Australia, but the England men are in the final"

The worm has fkin turned.
By:
bigH
When: 31 Mar 16 13:44
I like Naga. She plays golf and has a nice arse

Is there a bigger helmet on TV than Mike Bushell?? - he was trying out a minority sport with 8 year old schoolkids the other week and they were all taller than him. He just needs loading in to a cannon.

The northern tranny "Steff" who does the business news is beyond hopeless.
By:
Clouseau
When: 31 Mar 16 15:30
tbf if I had a foursome with Nugent, Munchetty and Minchin, the 2 "M"s would be having to make their own entertainment for much of the time. Wink
By:
rob_dylan
When: 31 Mar 16 15:34
Minchin is lovely.  world (or euro?) championship triathlete - she'd go like the fkin clappers.
By:
dustybin
When: 31 Mar 16 15:41
clapped out more like

and that 'hehehehehehe, morrrrrning' high pitched handover she does has me clawing at my own face
By:
dustybin
When: 31 Mar 16 15:42
all went to pot after that Sian left about a decade ago

that sally is battered as is steph
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 31 Mar 16 15:46
at least no chance of ebulgery popping up on this thread
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 31 Mar 16 18:07
West Indies women through to final

(and men btw)
By:
curious-cat
When: 31 Mar 16 18:19
Mike Bushell should wear school uniform and be given a letter from his mother excusing him from partaking in sport.
By:
jollyswagman
When: 31 Mar 16 18:47
i really like louise minchin.

i think victoria fritz is the business reporter mentioned earlier, she's lovely imo.

one things for sure, whoever is in charge of recruitment at the bbc is not on the same page as the person in charge of recruitment at fox. they may talk sh*t on the five but yesterday there was someone on called jedediah bilah, ive not noticed her before but the legs on her are awesome. fortunately for this old perv she was sitting at the end of the table so her legs were often on view, i wonder if they did this on purpose. she clearly got the gig as part of fox embracing diversitty as she is a brunette not a blonde.

if fox are ever in need of someone new to continue their recruitment policy i would certainly offer my services.
By:
guinness2dear
When: 31 Mar 16 19:06
Andrea Tanteros has the body of a goddess and unfortunately the face of a gopher.

Jedediah Bila is cute and horny.

Julie Banderas would get a howitzer from this pervy twot. Hot and horny. It's not that long ago that she gave a fried locust to Ed Henry to taste, and then replied with "I prefer protein Ed" Poor Ed still had a mouthful of antennae and my hound nearly got a legful of said protein..
By:
dustybin
When: 31 Mar 16 19:42
having never watched fox news (why would I Im English?) I had to look those women up and can confirm all three are the same clone person as each other
yep
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 31 Mar 16 19:54
I can imagine that Nagga being a right bitch
By:
smartie3
When: 31 Mar 16 19:55
is that good or bad?
By:
leazes67
When: 31 Mar 16 19:55
Would think she bats for the opposition.
By:
Clouseau
When: 01 Apr 16 13:46
Have just had my attention drawn to this page on BBC News site: Bushell's Best Bits.

Sports covered include:

SYNCHRONISED SKATING
TAG RUGBY
SOAPBOX DERBY
SLACK LINING
HORSE BOARDING
COLD WATER SWIMMING
GEOCACHING
EXTREME FOOTBALL
RIDING WATERFALLS
TREETOP OBSTACLE COURSE
HORSEBACK ARCHERY
DODGEBALL
ELECTRIC CAR RACING
STUNTBIKE FOOTBALL
PAINTBALL
FAST PUNTING
HIGH HURDLES
FOOTVOLLEY
CAMEL POLO
CRAZY BALL
RIVER RAPIDS
TAI CHI
SUMO WRESTLING
TALL BUILDING RACING
EXTREME HIGH JUMP
BRUSHING UP ON BOARDING SKILLS
FLOORBALL IN THE COTSWOLDS
WHEN THE DOG SETS THE PACE
THE ASSAULT COURSE FOR BIKES
CRACKING THE WHIP IN WALES
TREE CLIMBING FOR GROWN-UPS
ROUGHED UP ON ROLLER SKATES
THRILL OF FREESTYLE JET SKI
HOW TO SWING ON A TRAPEZE
LEARNING 'FORMATION' WING WALKING
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO BE WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN?
EXTREME SKIPPING DOUBLE-DUTCH STYLE
ADVENTURE SPORTS IN AN URBAN SETTING
TWO BY TWO ON A MOTORCROSS BIKE

tbf other sports presenters limit themselves to telling us about stuff we are actually interested in like Football, Rugby, Cricket etc...

I don't know about anyone else but I've just got my yellow pages out to find my local Formation Wing Walking club to give it a go... Cry
By:
dustybin
When: 01 Apr 16 13:50
it reads like an Alan Partridge collection of 5hit that doesnt work
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