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Any confessions of being seduced by an older lady in youth?
Any confessions of being seduced by an older lady in youth?
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My little tale from my youth... was seeing this girl, she was 17, I was 20. Only went out with her for a couple of months.... she was quite a shy and reserved type. Took me home to meet her parents, went ok, mother was a very smart and attractive woman, early forties, spitting image of Lulu?
A few months later, was in a local club and who should be there but the mother of the girl I had been going out with. Got chatting and having drinks etc., guess the rest... that woman knew no boundaries! |
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Linda sucked me off.
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i just wanna shout
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gray i hope
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no ,blonde
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Linda sucked me off.
That seems a bit random Roy.  |
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Dizzy
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Nobody wants that prelude crap.
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hopefully
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Pulled a 52yr old bird in the pub, she was there with her 30yr old daughter just divorced, daughter goes for a pi*s and mum says do I fancy a bit of MDC,
F*ck me yeah I says. Goes back her place, three of us were standing in the hallway at the bottom of the stairs, her daughter disappears into the kitchen and then her mother shouts up the stairs, 'Mum' you still up for that MDC ? |
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Rattle dem bones. |
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I'm disappointed IAN hasn't been along yet to share with us the sensitive details of his own sexual epiphany.
I'm just guessing obviously, but imagine it was something very beautiful and tasteful, possibly with something resembling the new improved Frank Baloney. |
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if it'sMonday night footbakll & Newcastle count me n gaza owt mon
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& Ian
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No no sir. People like IAN play the long game. We may think he hasn't been around these parts because he is shame faced because he told all those lies about taking in asylum seekers. The truth is they've ben taking him in during the biggest bout of refugee rumpy pumpy that has ever been seen. I'll tell you it must look like a rottweiller has gnawed on it for a week.
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I don't doubt you're right EO about poor IAN. btw everyone…. I mentioned FRANKLY FIONA earlier…. your Starter for Ten…. NO GOOGLING….. which football manager decided to bring her along to training one day to meet the lads, press pack in tow, and she showed her stuff on the pitch and in the shared bath afterwards, and which club was he managing at the time? All pictured and in the papers. Imagine that now |
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Brian Clough
nb roy keane for the Fiona stunt ? |
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Was in Hamburg for new year many years ago, went into some bar down some steps, in through the heavy curtains, two birds behind the bar in sussies etc,etc. Old bird in the corner getting pissed and shouting at everyone - we headed to her for a chat, her name was rosa and she was 66, ex showgirl (dancer) in hamburg, worked with some guy named freddie quinn in one of the show halls (proper cabaret).
We all got more and more pissed, rosa and all, the two birds behind the bar were gorgeous but I ended up getting rosa's tits out for the lads and having a play - she was up for it, two birds behind the bar never flinched. |
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No Cap'n. Another big ego guy.
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Atkinson
ad his and Dalian |
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No, but I think you're getting closer. 70s.
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Linda showed me her doughbags
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my decade alun 1st division ? struggling unless it docherty and mary
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then when i saw her rabbit hutch some droppings fell out.
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OK Cap'n, here's the details. I reckon if you googled enough you'll probably find the actual photos that appeared in the paper.
Remember now? . https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Allison#Controversies |
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Roger Fedora
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Yes alun
got into poly as headmaster good egg Feckin Teeside they hated students but loved Big Mal hope u well i of to bed  |
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Yep, na-night, aye-aye Cap'n.
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Darn it alun. That was one I knew and as I was reading down the wrong answers I thought I was going to announce it.
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What rotten luck. I hope you're not that slow off the mark when Rocco's Niece issues you a few orders. |
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They used to make documentaries about this sort of thing, you know:
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MDC?
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Aged 19 at Uni, we had the same cleaner at our halls of residence. She was average looking in the face, cracking body and tits though, mid 40s and a laugh. Got out of shower one morning , semi naked on way back to my room and she looked at me so suggestively and from then on when I didnt have lectures I'd give her one. It used to be funny we'd be having sex and the cleaner the other side of the building would be shouting her , CAROL, CAROL!! while she was getting a good seeing to, she was married and taught me a lot!!
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Are you sure she wasn't just singing Neil Sedaka.
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Ha, no but I used to sing that to her along with everyone else!
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Was it Christmas time?
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never copped off with an older woman in my youth
Used to have this gorgeous next door neighbour though. I remember often gazing out of my bedroom window (I must've been 14/15) and watch her weeding or planting in her back garden, on all fours with a short dress on showing her skimpy trollies. Phwoar. Used to give me the kind of boner that'd knock a hole in a cheap door.  |