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03 Dec 15
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A special private ambulance used for home circumcisions, which was stolen in a violent robbery, has been found in a pub car park.
The Audi TT, which was used to respond to home circumcisions, was stolen on Wednesday evening in a violent robbery. The usual driver of the private ambulance was leaving his house in Barking just after 5pm when three men attacked him and took his car keys and watch.
Shomrim, the ‘voluntary proactive neighbourhood-watch group’ that operates in north and east London, put out an appeal for information about the distinctive vehicle.
The car was found this morning in a car park in Newham, east London.
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http://www.lbc.co.uk/stolen-special-ambulance-found-in-pub-car-park-120885
A special private ambulance used for home circumcisions, which was stolen in a violent robbery, has been found in a pub car park.
The Audi TT, which was used to respond to home circumcisions, was stolen on Wednesday evening in a violent robbery. The usual driver of the private ambulance was leaving his house in Barking just after 5pm when three men attacked him and took his car keys and watch.
Shomrim, the ‘voluntary proactive neighbourhood-watch group’ that operates in north and east London, put out an appeal for information about the distinctive vehicle.
The car was found this morning in a car park in Newham, east London.
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http://www.lbc.co.uk/stolen-special-ambulance-found-in-pub-car-park-120885
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As an instrument of Male Genital Mutilation the car should be crushed !
How many more cuts can the poor, oppressed, multibenefitrecipients of Newham take!!!!
Dec 3, 2015 -- 12:45PM, The Leopard wrote:
Why the f*** is it an Audi TT anyway?
Audi Taken Tip
If you are in the north and east London area and somebody approaches you with an offer of cut-price pork scratchings please contact your local constabulary at your soonest convenience... 
I just bought three packets for the price of two, I thought it was a snip 
Police located the vehicle after a tip-off.
It came from one of the officers brothers, a force-kin tip-off.
Taxi!
It came from one of the officers brothers, a force-kin tip-off.
Taxi!
My mate went into Hospital to have a skin graft over his eyes ...plus a circumcision at the same time.
Anyway ...two doctors were discussing the case and one said - look I've had an Idea -
why don't we use the skin off his knob for the skin graft over his eyes ?
Well said the Doctor sounds OK but it'll make him a bit "**** eyed" !
Ah said the other Doctor ...but he'll have bloody good foresight !
Anyway ...two doctors were discussing the case and one said - look I've had an Idea -
why don't we use the skin off his knob for the skin graft over his eyes ?
Well said the Doctor sounds OK but it'll make him a bit "**** eyed" !
Ah said the other Doctor ...but he'll have bloody good foresight !
For a moment I thought you were going to say they joined the two up and every time he winked he w@nked.
I'll see if I can find me coat.
I'll see if I can find me coat.
Serious question. In what sense is this an ambulance? It's a car, possibly untaxed if ambulances are exempt.
From OP: The Audi TT, which was used to respond to home circumcisions -- seriously, htf can this be an emergency?
From OP: The Audi TT, which was used to respond to home circumcisions -- seriously, htf can this be an emergency?
It's Newham, we must fund everything without question!.
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