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HH Sultan Vinegar
03 Dec 15 11:35
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A special private ambulance used for home circumcisions, which was stolen in a violent robbery, has been found in a pub car park. Confused

The Audi TT, which was used to respond to home circumcisions, was stolen on Wednesday evening in a violent robbery. The usual driver of the private ambulance was leaving his house in Barking just after 5pm when three men attacked him and took his car keys and watch.

Shomrim, the ‘voluntary proactive neighbourhood-watch group’ that operates in north and east London, put out an appeal for information about the distinctive vehicle.

The car was found this morning in a car park in Newham, east London.

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http://www.lbc.co.uk/stolen-special-ambulance-found-in-pub-car-park-120885

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By:
The Leopard
When: 03 Dec 15 11:42
As an instrument of Male Genital Mutilation the car should be crushed !
By:
The Leopard
When: 03 Dec 15 11:45
Why the f*** is it an Audi TT anyway?
By:
boxingthefox
When: 03 Dec 15 11:58
How many more cuts can the poor, oppressed, multibenefitrecipients of Newham take!!!!
By:
brendanuk1
When: 03 Dec 15 12:23

Dec 3, 2015 -- 6:45AM, The Leopard wrote:


Why the f*** is it an Audi TT anyway?


Audi Taken Tip

By:
screaming from beneaththewaves
When: 03 Dec 15 12:59
More like an Ow!-di imo.
By:
Crisp77
When: 03 Dec 15 13:02
Surprised the car park owner didn't clamp it.
By:
Clouseau
When: 03 Dec 15 13:10
If you are in the north and east London area and somebody approaches you with an offer of cut-price pork scratchings please contact your local constabulary at your soonest convenience... Plain
By:
boxingthefox
When: 03 Dec 15 13:11
LaughLaughLaugh Clouseau, class!!
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 03 Dec 15 13:13
thanks for the tip Clouseau Grin
By:
pumphol.
When: 03 Dec 15 13:35
I just bought three packets for the price of two, I thought it was a snip Blush
By:
Desmond Orchard
When: 03 Dec 15 13:56
Police located the vehicle after a tip-off.
It came from one of the officers brothers, a force-kin tip-off.
Taxi!
By:
Aunty Post
When: 03 Dec 15 14:26
Very inventive Desmond....Laugh
By:
boxingthefox
When: 03 Dec 15 14:30
LaughDes.
By:
Rockinron
When: 04 Dec 15 14:43
My mate went into Hospital to have a skin graft over his eyes ...plus a circumcision at the same time.
Anyway ...two doctors were discussing the case and one said - look I've had an Idea -
why don't we use the skin off his knob for the skin graft over his eyes ? 
Well said the Doctor sounds OK but it'll make him a bit "**** eyed" !
Ah said the other Doctor ...but he'll have bloody good foresight !
By:
boxingthefox
When: 04 Dec 15 14:49
For a moment I thought you were going to say they joined the two up and every time he winked he w@nked.Shocked


I'll see if I can find me coat.
By:
kincsem
When: 04 Dec 15 15:05
Clouseau
Laugh
By:
Ramruma
When: 04 Dec 15 15:30
Serious question. In what sense is this an ambulance? It's a car, possibly untaxed if ambulances are exempt.

From OP: The Audi TT, which was used to respond to home circumcisions -- seriously, htf can this be an emergency?
By:
boxingthefox
When: 04 Dec 15 15:32
It's Newham, we must fund everything without question!.
By:
G1_Jockey_4
When: 04 Dec 15 19:24
didnt cmat say he was jewish?
By:
boxingthefox
When: 04 Dec 15 19:34
I'll TIP you off if he wants you to know. Happy
By:
Capt__F
When: 04 Dec 15 22:01
whats the world coming to
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