Has someone ever stolen your pizza?

I always go get my food myself, like a hunter/gatherer.
I don't get serfs to bring it to me. What are you, royalty?

My cocker spaniel once stole my next door neighbour's pizza

My old dog relieved me of a large battered sausage and a full block of cheese once, he looked like he enjoyed them, I didnt.

I always go get my food myself, like a hunter/gatherer.

Having to stand in line, with other low life pizza eaters!

On a par with caviar as the most expensive shyte to masquerade as a food source. Although i'm told caviar is a healthy option, unlike pizza.

Here's an idea....

How about a "Caviar Pizza"?

Would have to be somewhat more elegant than a 14" stuffed crust, but the "City Boys" (for Boys, read Tw@ts) would go mad for them, and to be swilled down
with copious amounts of that fizzy clear stuff.

I'll have a word with my old Sheffield buddy 'Pete' as in "Stringfellow" because, seriously now, I think this could be the next big thing!

maybe the delivery lad has topped himself?

The box is more expensive to produce than the contents, maybe that's what they were after

Can't remember when I last had a leper's flannel. I must've been desperate at the time.

As the old saying goes; only the Italians could charge a fiver for cheese on toast.

Anyone who orders pizza is a bit of a cun............oh hang on, Dominos are at the door.