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12 Sep 15
18:35
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I think someone stole mine, it's been 55 minutes since I ordered, if they ever get lost they usually phone. I think they knocked on the wrong door and someone thought "I didn't order a pizza? May as well take it"
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I always go get my food myself, like a hunter/gatherer.
I don't get serfs to bring it to me. What are you, royalty?   |
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My cocker spaniel once stole my next door neighbour's pizza
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My old dog relieved me of a large battered sausage and a full block of cheese once, he looked like he enjoyed them, I didnt.
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I always go get my food myself, like a hunter/gatherer.
Having to stand in line, with other low life pizza eaters! |
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On a par with caviar as the most expensive shyte to masquerade as a food source. Although i'm told caviar is a healthy option, unlike pizza.
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Here's an idea....
How about a "Caviar Pizza"? Would have to be somewhat more elegant than a 14" stuffed crust, but the "City Boys" (for Boys, read Tw@ts) would go mad for them, and to be swilled down with copious amounts of that fizzy clear stuff. I'll have a word with my old Sheffield buddy 'Pete' as in "Stringfellow" because, seriously now, I think this could be the next big thing! |
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maybe the delivery lad has topped himself?
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The box is more expensive to produce than the contents, maybe that's what they were after
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Can't remember when I last had a leper's flannel. I must've been desperate at the time.
As the old saying goes; only the Italians could charge a fiver for cheese on toast. |
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Anyone who orders pizza is a bit of a cun............oh hang on, Dominos are at the door.
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