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"I work hard but play even harder."
99% guaranteed to be a boorish cretin.
99% guaranteed to be a boorish cretin.
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This could be a long thread. Although I don't think that's something an idiot would say. Although I just did.
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"You need a 2 1/2 miler to win the Grand National"
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"You need a 2 1/2 miler to win the Grand National"
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cheap at half the price
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thats 5 miles allready
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"MARVELLOUS STUFF SPARKY"!
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BREAK THE CHOCOLATE IN HALF AND WE WILL HAVE HALF EACH,I ALWAYS GET THE BIGGEST HALF WHEN I CUT IT IN HALF
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AND IVE NOTICED I GET THE SMALLEST HALF WHEN SOMEONE ELSES CUTS IT UNLESS THEIR ON A DIET
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Mr Eboue 21 Jun 15 18:59 Joined: 15 Sep 09 | Topic/replies: 24,862 | Blogger: Mr Eboue's blog
"I work hard but play even harder." 99% guaranteed to be a boorish cretin.  always think that myself |
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^^ spot on Mr Eboue.
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I'm their number one fan always gets me along with anything that is followed by but.
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"I'm not racist but....."
....then they say something racist. |
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'I'm not a gambling man' - guaranteed to be a n0b, in my experience...
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It looks very Spanish.............A place in the Sun house hunter in Spain!!
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and they never buy the fecking place
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Don't knock them the feckers are getting a free holiday out of it.
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Here's 2 sayings that I hear way too often.
"I'm not being funny but...." Usually followed by a controversial statement. It's like the 'I'm not being funny' part gives them license to say what they want. "I'm not going to lie" I really don't understand this. I hear it a lot. |
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Everything happens for a reason
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"Our hearts go out to…." is a particularly ridiculous one. A phrase that was NEVER heard in real life until some idiot on the telly once said it, and it became compulsory for mindless sheep to follow.
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Very good shout alan.
It always sounds so insincere. |
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That's common with phrases though Alun and happens all the time on here.
Back in the day. Not fit for purpose. That's an oxymoron. All phrases that get on my t1ts but gathered a fan following on the forums. |
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Chillax
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"To be honest" is one. Totally meaningless unless you spend your life spinning yarns.
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If you can't stand the heat...........
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The bigger they are the harder they fall.
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If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.
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I say that to Rocco's niece all the time.
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You filthy beast.
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That's exactly what she says to me in return. Plus a load of other verbally abusive stuff. Then "darling".
Well, in my imagination. |
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Absolutely.
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"we are all in this together"....just some more than others really are.
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rogerthebutler
21 Jun 15 23:35 Joined: 01 Mar 03 | Topic/replies: 10,544 | Blogger: rogerthebutler's blog "I'm not racist but....." ....then they say something racist. The worst example that I have ever heard of this was about 15 years ago - I got talking to the English owner of a small bar we we had stopped at in Portugal when he came out with the following: "I'm not racist or 'owt, but I hate those fookin' P@kis"!!  |
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We're going to give it 110% - no you're not cos it's not farking possible.
Also hate the current trend of starting a sentence with 'so' |
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The Martingale system works really well.
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I'm not sure if this has already been listed but i'll add Anything TSO says.
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"It was just banter."
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akabula
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The Beatles are overrated.
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