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"I work hard but play even harder."
99% guaranteed to be a boorish cretin.
99% guaranteed to be a boorish cretin.
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This could be a long thread. Although I don't think that's something an idiot would say. Although I just did. 
"You need a 2 1/2 miler to win the Grand National"
"You need a 2 1/2 miler to win the Grand National"
BREAK THE CHOCOLATE IN HALF AND WE WILL HAVE HALF EACH,I ALWAYS GET THE BIGGEST HALF WHEN I CUT IT IN HALF
AND IVE NOTICED I GET THE SMALLEST HALF WHEN SOMEONE ELSES CUTS IT UNLESS THEIR ON A DIET
Mr Eboue 21 Jun 15 18:59 Joined: 15 Sep 09 | Topic/replies: 24,862 | Blogger: Mr Eboue's blog
"I work hard but play even harder."
99% guaranteed to be a boorish cretin.
always think that myself
"I work hard but play even harder."
99% guaranteed to be a boorish cretin.
always think that myself
I'm their number one fan always gets me along with anything that is followed by but.
"I'm not racist but....."
....then they say something racist.
....then they say something racist.
'I'm not a gambling man' - guaranteed to be a n0b, in my experience...
It looks very Spanish.............A place in the Sun house hunter in Spain!!
Don't knock them the feckers are getting a free holiday out of it.
Here's 2 sayings that I hear way too often.
"I'm not being funny but...." Usually followed by a controversial statement. It's like the 'I'm not being funny' part gives them license to say what they want.
"I'm not going to lie" I really don't understand this. I hear it a lot.
"I'm not being funny but...." Usually followed by a controversial statement. It's like the 'I'm not being funny' part gives them license to say what they want.
"I'm not going to lie" I really don't understand this. I hear it a lot.
"Our hearts go out to…." is a particularly ridiculous one. A phrase that was NEVER heard in real life until some idiot on the telly once said it, and it became compulsory for mindless sheep to follow.
That's common with phrases though Alun and happens all the time on here.
Back in the day. Not fit for purpose. That's an oxymoron.
All phrases that get on my t1ts but gathered a fan following on the forums.
Back in the day. Not fit for purpose. That's an oxymoron.
All phrases that get on my t1ts but gathered a fan following on the forums.
"To be honest" is one. Totally meaningless unless you spend your life spinning yarns.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.
That's exactly what she says to me in return. Plus a load of other verbally abusive stuff. Then "darling".
Well, in my imagination.
Well, in my imagination.
"we are all in this together"....just some more than others really are.
rogerthebutler
21 Jun 15 23:35
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"I'm not racist but....."
....then they say something racist.
The worst example that I have ever heard of this was about 15 years ago - I got talking to the English owner of a small bar we we had stopped at in Portugal when he came out with the following:
"I'm not racist or 'owt, but I hate those fookin' P@kis"!!
21 Jun 15 23:35
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"I'm not racist but....."
....then they say something racist.
The worst example that I have ever heard of this was about 15 years ago - I got talking to the English owner of a small bar we we had stopped at in Portugal when he came out with the following:
"I'm not racist or 'owt, but I hate those fookin' P@kis"!!
We're going to give it 110% - no you're not cos it's not farking possible.
Also hate the current trend of starting a sentence with 'so'
Also hate the current trend of starting a sentence with 'so'
I'm not sure if this has already been listed but i'll add Anything TSO says.
Milliband will be your next PM, get used to it.
"there are plenty more fish in the sea" after you're dumped,
- but they don't say you'll be arrested if you're caught weeping while shagging a flounder in a rock pool
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- but they don't say you'll be arrested if you're caught weeping while shagging a flounder in a rock pool
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"my bird left me for a bald,fat bloke"
Only a cretin would say that.
Only a cretin would say that.
"Russell Brand could win the next election for Labour"
Anyone who says I work hard but play even harder, it doesn't take long to work out that the person who says this usually has a drink problem!
"how can i be expected to know that,it happened before i was born" is a mantra especially popular with the underclass of imbeciles being bred with the sole aim of soaking up state handouts.
There's a cab driver who frequently calls into Nick Ferrai's breakfast show on LBC and i cringe when he spouts his opening gambit"HELLO TREACLE".The twot thinks he's being different and funny when infact he's just being a grade one to$$pot.
akabula 24 Jun 15 12:40
I'm leaving the forum after the election.
I said the political forum - you thicko.
I'm leaving the forum after the election.
I said the political forum - you thicko.
Obviously, as this is not the political forum. Are you really this thick ?
No but I'm beginning to think you are the number of times you bite.
Men who say " I love my kids I'd do anything for them" Isn't this a given, why do they have to even say it?
Rich men who make millions and say they only do it to put food on the table for their kids.
Women who when asked what they do say "I'm a mother" They are usually fat and hang about outside the school gates gossiping with other fat women.
Rich men who make millions and say they only do it to put food on the table for their kids.
Women who when asked what they do say "I'm a mother" They are usually fat and hang about outside the school gates gossiping with other fat women.
akabula
The 17:35, 20:08 and 20:10 posts were all by 'he who has blocked me'
The 17:35, 20:08 and 20:10 posts were all by 'he who has blocked me'
They can't be. He no longer posts here. He's a man of his word.
Prefixing a derogatory comment with the blatant lie "with respect."
Anyone who says I work hard but play even harder, it doesn't take long to work out that the person who says this usually has a drink problem!
This has been said before on this thread.........
It was said to me today:) I choked on my coffee and it came out of my nose as I recalled this thread!!!
Thanks Gents:)
This has been said before on this thread.........
It was said to me today:) I choked on my coffee and it came out of my nose as I recalled this thread!!!
Thanks Gents:)
I've bet on Mo Farah to be 'Sports Personality of the Year'.
Never underestimate the complete and utter stupidity of Joe Public and you will never be disappointed, for me.
All the current trendy office speak bull$h1t such as 'thinking outside the box', 'blue sky thinking' and 'taking things on board' really wind me up but the people who start to answer a question with 'yes no absolutely' should be rounded up and drowned in a vat of skinny farking latte.
You lot should stop moaning and accept life on lifes terms.
Its time people on here, woke up and smell the coffee!
Its time people on here, woke up and smell the coffee!
Kit-Kat-Dan 25 Jun 15 09:37
All the current trendy office speak bull$h1t such as 'thinking outside the box', 'blue sky thinking' and 'taking things on board' really wind me up but the people who start to answer a question with 'yes no absolutely' should be rounded up and drowned in a vat of skinny farking latte.
Hardly current, those stupid phrases were being used 20 years ago ,when I was in business. In seminars we'd construct a bingo card with all the phrase on them, and tick the appropriate box whenever on was uttered by a speaker. The winner had to promise to shout ' House' when his card was filled.
Agree with the ' yes no absolutely ' . But this is being picked up in parody by the BBC in comedy programmes like W1A.
Bit like the ' Super ' and ' Great ' from the excellent Rise and Fall of Reginald Perrin days.
All the current trendy office speak bull$h1t such as 'thinking outside the box', 'blue sky thinking' and 'taking things on board' really wind me up but the people who start to answer a question with 'yes no absolutely' should be rounded up and drowned in a vat of skinny farking latte.
Hardly current, those stupid phrases were being used 20 years ago ,when I was in business. In seminars we'd construct a bingo card with all the phrase on them, and tick the appropriate box whenever on was uttered by a speaker. The winner had to promise to shout ' House' when his card was filled.
Agree with the ' yes no absolutely ' . But this is being picked up in parody by the BBC in comedy programmes like W1A.
Bit like the ' Super ' and ' Great ' from the excellent Rise and Fall of Reginald Perrin days.
we used to play bullsh&t bingo in meetings as well
sometimes we'd even print ones out specific to who was holding the meeting
sometimes we'd even print ones out specific to who was holding the meeting
KKD
All the current trendy office speak bull$h1t such as 'thinking outside the box', 'blue sky thinking' and 'taking things on board' really wind me up but the people who start to answer a question with 'yes no absolutely' should be rounded up and drowned in a vat of skinny farking latte.
Hate any of that 5hite.........once worked with someone who told me they "had taken a helecopter view"
I told them I would hire one and chuck them out of it if they ever spoke that 5hit to me again!
All the current trendy office speak bull$h1t such as 'thinking outside the box', 'blue sky thinking' and 'taking things on board' really wind me up but the people who start to answer a question with 'yes no absolutely' should be rounded up and drowned in a vat of skinny farking latte.
Hate any of that 5hite.........once worked with someone who told me they "had taken a helecopter view"
I told them I would hire one and chuck them out of it if they ever spoke that 5hit to me again!
RTB
"My job? Oh I am a Barista"
Lets not forget the sandwhich artists(subway)
"My job? Oh I am a Barista"
Lets not forget the sandwhich artists(subway)
I'm going to buy a really expensive computer so my internet will be faster.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
I'm a full time yummy mummy
Everything for a reason
I'm a full time yummy mummy
Everything for a reason
I'm a glass half-full person
faaaaaaaaark orrrrrrf you caaaaaant
faaaaaaaaark orrrrrrf you caaaaaant
I apologise "unreservedly". Usually confined to MP's or highly placed Council officials caught fiddling their expenses. By and large seems to get them off the hook. Shame I didn't think of it recently when stopped for speeding. Might have avoided the £100 and 3 points otherwise (could also have avoided it of course by keeping to the speed limit).
As mentioned by others, "absolutely" is appalling. "Yes" should suffice. It's the unnecessary emphasis that's so annoying. AB-so-LUTELY".
"So" at the start of a sentence merits nothing less than an appointment with Albert Pierrepoint, were such a thing possible.
As mentioned by others, "absolutely" is appalling. "Yes" should suffice. It's the unnecessary emphasis that's so annoying. AB-so-LUTELY".
"So" at the start of a sentence merits nothing less than an appointment with Albert Pierrepoint, were such a thing possible.
pawras 25 Jun 15 10:50
we used to play bullsh&t bingo in meetings as well
sometimes we'd even print ones out specific to who was holding the meeting
Yes !
we used to play bullsh&t bingo in meetings as well
sometimes we'd even print ones out specific to who was holding the meeting
Yes !
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