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By:
spellingandgrammarchecker
When: 20 Jul 15 22:05
Having any more AG?
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Angel Gabrial
When: 20 Jul 15 22:08
No more s&gc, that`s number 3 now.
No snip though, no effing way.
By:
spellingandgrammarchecker
When: 20 Jul 15 22:14
Best not to snip.

In sad cases, if marriages fail, the woman keeps the children and doesn't want any more.

If the man wants more, he's had it.
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Angel Gabrial
When: 20 Jul 15 22:43
An Irish pal of mine had the snip in his late 20`s. He started his family early, 4 by the time he was 28. Yes, you can guess what happened. He started an affair with the nanny, marriage broke up and the nanny wanted kids with him. So he had the `reversal` operation. It worked but he jokes there is nothing down there but skin tissue after both ops.

The snip is for blokes that haven`t perfected the withdrawal technique!
By:
casemoney
When: 21 Jul 15 00:56
Attended Both ,Both were breach .Were some scarey moments with my 2nd daughter
By:
Gnarley
When: 21 Jul 15 02:41
Many congratulations Mr & Mrs AG.

I can't fail to remember a joke from Bigmos joke thread though.

I was at my boy's birth.
It wasn't a miracle, it was disgusting ... like watching a wet St. Bernard squeezing itself through a cat-flap.
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Angel Gabrial
When: 21 Jul 15 09:21
Thanks chaps, the baby had gotten herself into a tricky position so extra help was called for but they managed to manipulate her into the proper position.

It wasn't a miracle, it was disgusting ... like watching a wet St. Bernard squeezing itself through a cat-flap.

Laugh
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alleged22
When: 21 Jul 15 11:21
when I ventured to the bottom of the bed for a look it reminded me of a baboons bottom all swollen and vile looking Laugh
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