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spion-kop
20 Apr 15 22:53
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the year is 1977, there's a bloke standing in a crowded pub a gorgeous young woman enters the pub, she's a punk rocker and a real looker and this bloke thinks to himself "i'm gonna try and chat her up" so he walks over to where she's standing and asks her if he can buy her a drink and she says yes, after a few more drinks they are getting on like a house on fire so the bloke invites the girl back to his flat and she agrees, when they get back it's not long before they tear each others clothes off and are about to get into bed when the girl says "can we have the radio on as i like to listen to music when i'm having sex"
certainly says the bloke and switches it on, as they start having sex the next record being played on the radio is pretty vacant by the sex pistols and the girl says "ere is this johnny rotten" and the bloke jumps up and inspects the condom he's wearing and says "it shouldn't be i've only used it twice"
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Report Eeternaloptimist April 20, 2015 10:55 PM BST
Ba Dum Tish. The old ones sometimes aren't the best. Grin
Report sofiakenny April 20, 2015 10:57 PM BST
I have lost the will to live, thanks.
Report Facts April 20, 2015 11:46 PM BST
Dear oh dear. That was pathetic. It was - and I only use this word occasionally - puerile.Cool
Report Crisp77 April 20, 2015 11:55 PM BST
I can't believe it's not better.
Report Eeternaloptimist April 20, 2015 11:56 PM BST
Anybody can be a critic Facts. Regale the forum with your best joke (no references to Tories/UKIP or their voters allowed) and we can see if you're just a windy baastard only fit for shouting from the sidelines.
Report Facts April 20, 2015 11:58 PM BST
You seem obsessed if you don't mind me saying. You really should get out more.
Report Eeternaloptimist April 21, 2015 12:01 AM BST
I don't mind you saying at all. Nowhere for me to go at this time and I'm on call. I take it we should be adding humour to the list of things you aren't any good at?
Report Mikael D'Haguenet April 21, 2015 12:12 AM BST
I'm up it.
Report screaming from beneaththewaves April 21, 2015 11:23 AM BST
A few months later she heard about the PiL.
Report Make my hay April 21, 2015 11:33 AM BST
Was she a girl from Birmingham?
Report brendanuk1 April 21, 2015 1:29 PM BST
i think she was cockney, due to the dropped 'H'
Report Capt__F April 21, 2015 1:36 PM BST
good recovery from Crisp n Dry
Report spellingandgrammarchecker April 21, 2015 1:53 PM BST
Facts   
20 Apr 15 23:58 
You seem obsessed if you don't mind me saying. You really should get out more.


From the bloke who slags off a party that can't possibly win the election, EVERY DAY.


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Report kallisking April 21, 2015 2:31 PM BST
Are they still an item? Hope so, they sound like a nice couple.
Report rob_dylan April 21, 2015 3:11 PM BST
agree with kallisking, wish them both a happy future.
Report screaming from beneaththewaves April 21, 2015 5:24 PM BST
Doubtful she hung around after that. He used the NME, he used a hanky imo.
Report Clouseau April 21, 2015 5:49 PM BST
It's better to burn out
than it is to rust.

Hey hey, my my.Mischief
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