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the year is 1977, there's a bloke standing in a crowded pub a gorgeous young woman enters the pub, she's a punk rocker and a real looker and this bloke thinks to himself "i'm gonna try and chat her up" so he walks over to where she's standing and asks her if he can buy her a drink and she says yes, after a few more drinks they are getting on like a house on fire so the bloke invites the girl back to his flat and she agrees, when they get back it's not long before they tear each others clothes off and are about to get into bed when the girl says "can we have the radio on as i like to listen to music when i'm having sex"
certainly says the bloke and switches it on, as they start having sex the next record being played on the radio is pretty vacant by the sex pistols and the girl says "ere is this johnny rotten" and the bloke jumps up and inspects the condom he's wearing and says "it shouldn't be i've only used it twice"
certainly says the bloke and switches it on, as they start having sex the next record being played on the radio is pretty vacant by the sex pistols and the girl says "ere is this johnny rotten" and the bloke jumps up and inspects the condom he's wearing and says "it shouldn't be i've only used it twice"
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Ba Dum Tish. The old ones sometimes aren't the best.
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I have lost the will to live, thanks.
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Dear oh dear. That was pathetic. It was - and I only use this word occasionally - puerile.
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I can't believe it's not better.
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Anybody can be a critic Facts. Regale the forum with your best joke (no references to Tories/UKIP or their voters allowed) and we can see if you're just a windy baastard only fit for shouting from the sidelines.
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You seem obsessed if you don't mind me saying. You really should get out more.
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I don't mind you saying at all. Nowhere for me to go at this time and I'm on call. I take it we should be adding humour to the list of things you aren't any good at?
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I'm up it.
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A few months later she heard about the PiL.
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Was she a girl from Birmingham?
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i think she was cockney, due to the dropped 'H'
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good recovery from Crisp n Dry
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Facts
20 Apr 15 23:58 You seem obsessed if you don't mind me saying. You really should get out more. From the bloke who slags off a party that can't possibly win the election, EVERY DAY.  |
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Are they still an item? Hope so, they sound like a nice couple.
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agree with kallisking, wish them both a happy future.
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Doubtful she hung around after that. He used the NME, he used a hanky imo.
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It's better to burn out
than it is to rust. Hey hey, my my.  |