Things that happen to you when you are in a hurry. ?

You only notice them because you are in a hurry.

Unless its a women in the bank looking for something in  her hand bag ,then you will end up being in a hurry

you can't find your keys.

If I'm at home and in a hurry to go out it's not unusual to suddenly need a poo.

The car won't start no matter how many times you  jiggle you8r foot on the accelerator...and the Monster's still coming!! 

The full stop in the question mark is all that is required. No need to put a full stop before it as well. You were clearly not in a hurry.

Your bus or train are late.

I used to get the odd decent tip, usually just before the off. One day I took a call about a cert that was due off in about 15 minutes and I was at least that far from a bookies (this is an old story).
I jumped in the car and set off at a fair clip to get on, I wanted £50 at 6/1-ish as I recall. Anyway about 300 yards from the bookies, I'm bombing along and there is a car about 100 yards in front of me indicating to turn right, leaving my run clear. There was nothing coming the other way, so I didn't bother even lifting off. Sure enough a speck appeared on the horizon and the Doris in my lane decided to wait. I dropped anchor, but it was too late and I gave her a decent nudge.
I jumped out, immediately apologised, admitted that it was my fault and told her to stay put for five minutes. I ran the rest of the way to the bookies and put every penny I had on me, which was around £130, on the beast as I knew I was going to have to fork out for the damages. Obviously it got nutted on the wire. Desperate day. I tend not hurry too much these days and when I am in hurry and starting to get stressed out, that little voice in my head says "Remember China Castle".

This has to be the worst happening by far...

It was the day of my sisters funeral and I had stacks of time to get ready.

I knew what I was to wear so didn't check everything before hand. I hadn't worn a suit, shirt and tie for yeras.

Got out the shirt and my favourite cuff links but it wouldn't fasten anywhere near at the neck.

Now I was in a panic pulling out and trying a dozen shirts that didn't fit!

Decided on one that was half an inch too tight so I had to tie a big knot to fill the gap.

Got out my most favourite suit and it was Two inches to small at the waist.

I'm now in panic free-fall, with shirts and suits thrown every where, so had to decide to just hold things together with a belt,
and keep my jacket fastened.

So off I go but then realised, when I arrived, that I hadn't taken my hearing aids and specs!

So I couldn't read the hymn book, and the funeral woman lent me a pair of off the shelf ones, but they didn't help!

The worst thing was that my daughter was to do a reading, but I couldn't hear it!
That was probably the most upsetting thing, and I just couldn't say that I couldn't hear.

....* two inches too small