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09 Jan 15
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Such a Tw*t.
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un ****
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Just watched him bumping his conceited gums on C4 news basically saying that because the French have historically done some bad things, they are therefore not civilised, (or at least in relationship to certain people who have been on the news all week). Talk about warped moral equivalence.
I don't think I've every read or seen him say anything that didn't leave me thinking "tw*t". |
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un t0sser
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He must live near Stockwell, I saw him there in the Summer on his bike, all dressed in black and he had a little dog in the butcher basket. I think it was a Chihuahua but not certain about that, might have been a Pom.
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Only happy when flapping his gums, usually in a negative way criticizing everything without coming up with a viable alternative, in short a parasite.
Self is a regular contributor to publications including Playboy, The Guardian, Harpers, The New York Times. FFS  |
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It's hard work reading any of his stuff, almost as painful as listening to him.
He did the ''A Point of View'' slot on Sunday morning Radio4 for a spell. The moment they introduced him I'd switch it off. |
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I was listening to a Radio 4 panel show last week featuring Will Self, Jeremy Hardy, Stephen K Amos, and Sue Perkins, chaired by Sandi Toksvig.
After 10 minutes my radio blew itself up to save it and me from further punishment. |
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I went to a talk he was doing on the islands of St Kilda at the Edinburgh Book Festival a few years ago.
Not only had he never been there, he knew absolutely nothing about them. A total fraud. |
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complete ****
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Creepy/sickly lookin and sounding fella, is he related to Savile?
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Ex-Heroin addict...maybe still on it.
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Lurch Adams
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The Leopard, when I saw him he looked clean to me. He was peddling away fairly competently anyway at a reasonable pace.
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He seems to try to use the most uncommon words he can think of and has no idea how much that alienates ordinary people.
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Started to read one of his books once. It started going on about something to do with sh1tting in the remains of the severed neck of a decapitated tramp's body. Then he told me, as the reader, that I didn't know the difference between "sympathise" and "empathise". I did.
The Damien Hurst of literature imo. |
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I watched him on question time defending the two cants that killed James Bulger.
More or less said they didn't know what they were doing as they were too young to be evil. He got really indignant when someone opposed hid opinion and said he knew what he was talking about as he'd studied the case. Horrible person. |
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Spot on aka, horrible cant of the highest order.
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And I thought it was just me that didn't like him!
A big-headed, arrogant, supercilious, nasal, sneerer of the highest order. |
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I usually find him interesting to listen to, but watching him on C4 news, he came across as a French hating pompass ass. His point about the French history of barbarism was pathetic. So what? All countries have a savage barbaric past, but the French (and most western countries) have moved on. Today we are a much more tolerant and respectful society, respecting others and their rights (inc free speech). UNLIKE these islamic retards who revel in their ignorance.
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I speak several languages, and have studied Ancient Greek, Latin and Hebrew.
I knew he was a wrong 'un when he used a word I'd never come across before in a piece he wrote glorying the beard. |
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And surprisingly, I haven't come across it since.
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I meant 'glorifying' of course.
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I haven't seen him for several years and I had to do a double take, he didnt look too well to me.
Gives me the impression he likes to be portrayed as an intellectual, but waffles and enjoys the sound of his own voice too much. |
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One painting by Monet on one day in the history of France is enough to set France above the entire history of 90% of other countries.
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Smackhead ....
that's all I need to know to form an opinion of him. But he gives more and more info to help me to be absolutely certain - a conceited (and not very bright) drongo who uses unusual words when more obvious ones would be better. ... even his name sounds like he's having a w@nk |
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LOL lfc - France's major contribution to art was simply that Chaim Soutine once lived in Paris.
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 perhaps jed. though I prefer Maurice Utrillo. |
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I remember managing to listen to these two waffle on in all of this youtube clip (parts 1+2) a couple of years ago, afterwards thoughts of suicide entered my head.
. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7hqWEopi2M |
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Self's career, like Hairy Brand, is based on using pretentious words to sound like he's smart and cover up the fact he's actually a f***wit.
I've seen him on question time, using some quite ridiculously obscure word when much more accessable words for the same thing are available, then immediately smugly explain the meaning of the word to the audience and obviously feel he's in some way superior for it. He's a complete tw*t. Only useful purpose in this world might be on a scrabble team, but you'd probably rather lose than put up with him  . |
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Degas, Gericault, Delacroix, Ingres and Manet are France's greatest artists -- FACT!
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And Bonnard.
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And Andre Fabre.
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What about Gaugin? Moved to an island and lived out his days sh*gging young native women and died a painful death of incurable syphilis?
Who said there wasn't such a thing as Karma  |
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You amplify his ego by talking about the man, a conceited narcissist who would be a contrarian for the sake of it.
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I wonder, when he goes on things like Question Time, are we, the license payer, paying for that?
Or do they do it for free just for the promotion? |
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Not sure to be honest but I think they get a nominal fee but a generous massage to their egos.
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