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dementia

08 Jan 15 19:29

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Not my work but liked it

They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ...
They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ...

SO.. WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia ..
They're happy in Canada ..
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland ..
They're happy in Denmark ..

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN !

AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like, THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How frigging dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some bloke in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother-in-law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
- Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???

Well No **** Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse!

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call me a taxi When: 08 Jan 15 22:21

It could be raining.

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twizzle22 When: 08 Jan 15 22:28

Dementia

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cardifffc When: 08 Jan 15 22:32

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GRANTCKING When: 08 Jan 15 22:50

lmao amazing read

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Slicer When: 09 Jan 15 08:49

Brilliant. Isn't it interesting how the truth hurts!
If I was you I would stay out of France for the time being, and if you see any burly men dressed in black carrying guns and going by the name Fat Wah, I would start running!

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CLYDEBANK29 When: 09 Jan 15 09:12

Are you applying for some recent vacant positions?

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The Leopard When: 09 Jan 15 14:24

Sounds a bit racist

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geoff m When: 09 Jan 15 14:27

PMSL.

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Westender When: 09 Jan 15 14:33

The Chit Chat Forum stands side by side with Charlie Hebdo

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themover When: 09 Jan 15 14:39

Jesuisdementia

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Bergkamp93 When: 09 Jan 15 14:48

The Betfair forum Muslims left seethinggggggg over this

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stonecold- When: 09 Jan 15 14:50

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Ken Masters When: 09 Jan 15 14:51

Aye, a big fat waaaah has been issued.

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Westender When: 09 Jan 15 14:54

Bergkamp93 and dementia hopefully in line before the rest of us who did not really mean to laugh

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The Leopard When: 09 Jan 15 14:55

You don't think Northern lad get get our addresses

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Bergkamp93 When: 09 Jan 15 14:56

well if i don't post on here tomorrow you know what will have happened ..RIP

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The Leopard When: 09 Jan 15 14:56

You don't think Northern lad canget get our addresses

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The Leopard When: 09 Jan 15 14:56

FFS can get !

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Ken Masters When: 09 Jan 15 14:57

Go on, one more try.

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The Leopard When: 09 Jan 15 14:57

We should have a I'm not dead yet thread....just a min...

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Westender When: 09 Jan 15 14:59

I'm committing suicide before they find me to become a forum martyr

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Bergkamp93 When: 09 Jan 15 14:59

so there is some muslims on the forum ?

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The Leopard When: 09 Jan 15 14:59

Could someone else do it....i'm a bit cautious.

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The Leopard When: 09 Jan 15 15:00

I think it's some guy called CallmeaTaxi

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Westender When: 09 Jan 15 15:01

If we convert now will we be spared?

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moisok When: 09 Jan 15 15:02

meanwhile the gruniad is in a flat spin of outright denial. You want to check out the background of some of their journos. You will not be surprised. All you knuckle draggers will confirm your muslim conspiracy theories. Ha ha ha ha

Thats me first on the funeral pyre.

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moisok When: 09 Jan 15 15:04

Whatever you do westender, do not consider leaving if you get fed up with it.

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Westender When: 09 Jan 15 15:06

Just a bit curious about crossdressing and wearing the Burka

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Make my hay When: 09 Jan 15 15:10

Anyone going to post their favorite Muslim cartoon image from Charlie Hebdo, I can't as I haven't been able to figure out how to post images on here.

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moisok When: 09 Jan 15 15:14

If you did westender, think of the money you could make shoplifting and then say 'it wasn't me.'

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Westender When: 09 Jan 15 15:17

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moisok When: 09 Jan 15 15:27

According to that woman on sky (ex MI5???) We have to listen(being vigilant you see) so it is spot a terrorist every time I go on the underground!!!

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call me a taxi When: 10 Jan 15 10:37

If you have 6 muslims in your village, there's not much chance of one of them being radicalised or already being a terrorist, he/she has to hide somewhere.

If you have 600 muslims in your village, they may want a mosque, and could get up to all sorts away from prying 'western' eyes.

If you have 6,000 muslims in your village, you don't live in a village, it's a town, and more will arrive there to swell the nu,ber making it easier to hide the wrong'uns.

Newham has at least 80,000 muslims, its much easier to hide there, and for every half dozen terrorists that are arrested on the news, there's generally at least one Newham resident.

Same applies to Tower Hamlets.

I don't think there have been any muslim terrorist arrests in Chester, but I could be wrong.

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Dotchinite When: 10 Jan 15 11:00

Another day another 2000 people murdered my Muslim terrorists in Africa.

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Czechbet When: 10 Jan 15 11:04

OP spot on

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The Leopard When: 10 Jan 15 11:04

Your terrorists ???

I have informed the authorities !

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The Leopard When: 10 Jan 15 11:05

^ Dotch

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Dotchinite When: 10 Jan 15 11:12

one letter sort of changes the meaning doesnt it.

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The Leopard When: 10 Jan 15 11:24

Tell that to the Water-boarders.....they like a laugh