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dementia
08 Jan 15 19:29
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They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ...
They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ...

SO.. WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia ..
They're happy in Canada ..
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland ..
They're happy in Denmark ..

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN !

AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like, THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How frigging dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some bloke in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother-in-law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
- Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???

Well No **** Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse!
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Report call me a taxi January 8, 2015 10:21 PM GMT
It could be raining.
Report twizzle22 January 8, 2015 10:28 PM GMT
DementiaLaughLaughLaugh
Report cardifffc January 8, 2015 10:32 PM GMT
LaughLaugh
Report GRANTCKING January 8, 2015 10:50 PM GMT
lmao amazing read LaughLaughLaugh
Report Slicer January 9, 2015 8:49 AM GMT
Brilliant. Isn't it interesting how the truth hurts!
If I was you I would stay out of France for the time being, and if you see any burly men dressed in black carrying guns and going by the name Fat Wah, I would start running!
Report CLYDEBANK29 January 9, 2015 9:12 AM GMT
Are you applying for some recent vacant positions?
Report The Leopard January 9, 2015 2:24 PM GMT
Sounds a bit racist Mischief
Report geoff m January 9, 2015 2:27 PM GMT
PMSL.
Report Westender January 9, 2015 2:33 PM GMT
The Chit Chat Forum stands side by side with Charlie Hebdo Excited
Report themover January 9, 2015 2:39 PM GMT
Jesuisdementia
Report Bergkamp93 January 9, 2015 2:48 PM GMT
The Betfair forum Muslims left seethinggggggg over this LaughLaughLaugh
Report stonecold- January 9, 2015 2:50 PM GMT
Laugh
Report Ken Masters January 9, 2015 2:51 PM GMT
Aye, a big fat waaaah has been issued. Cry
Report Westender January 9, 2015 2:54 PM GMT
Bergkamp93 and dementia hopefully in line before the rest of us who did not really mean to laugh Laugh
Report The Leopard January 9, 2015 2:55 PM GMT
You don't think Northern lad get get our addresses Scared
Report Bergkamp93 January 9, 2015 2:56 PM GMT
Laugh well if i don't post on here tomorrow you know what will have happened ..RIP
Report The Leopard January 9, 2015 2:56 PM GMT
You don't think Northern lad canget get our addresses BlushScared
Report The Leopard January 9, 2015 2:56 PM GMT
FFS can get !
Report Ken Masters January 9, 2015 2:57 PM GMT
Go on, one more try.
Report The Leopard January 9, 2015 2:57 PM GMT
We should have a I'm not dead yet thread....just a min...
Report Westender January 9, 2015 2:59 PM GMT
I'm committing suicide before they find me to become a forum martyr
Report Bergkamp93 January 9, 2015 2:59 PM GMT
so there is some muslims on the forum ?
Report The Leopard January 9, 2015 2:59 PM GMT
Could someone else do it....i'm a bit cautious.
Report The Leopard January 9, 2015 3:00 PM GMT
I think it's some guy called CallmeaTaxi
Report Westender January 9, 2015 3:01 PM GMT
If we convert now will we be spared?
Report moisok January 9, 2015 3:02 PM GMT
meanwhile the gruniad is in a flat spin of outright denial.  You want to check out the background of some of their journos.  You will not be surprised.  All you knuckle draggers will confirm your muslim conspiracy theories. Ha ha ha ha

Thats me first on the funeral pyre.
Report moisok January 9, 2015 3:04 PM GMT
Whatever you do westender, do not consider leaving if you get fed up with it.
Report Westender January 9, 2015 3:06 PM GMT
Just a bit curious about crossdressing and wearing the Burka
Report Make my hay January 9, 2015 3:10 PM GMT
Anyone going to post their favorite Muslim cartoon  image from Charlie Hebdo, I can't as I haven't been able to figure out how to post images on here.
Report moisok January 9, 2015 3:14 PM GMT
If you did westender, think of the money you could make shoplifting and then say 'it wasn't me.'
Report Westender January 9, 2015 3:17 PM GMT
LaughLaugh
Report moisok January 9, 2015 3:27 PM GMT
According to that woman on sky (ex MI5???)  We have to listen(being vigilant you see)  so it is spot a terrorist every time I go on the underground!!!
Report call me a taxi January 10, 2015 10:37 AM GMT
If you have 6 muslims in your village, there's not much chance of one of them being radicalised or already being a terrorist, he/she has to hide somewhere. 

If you have 600 muslims in your village, they may want a mosque, and could get up to all sorts away from prying 'western' eyes.

If you have 6,000 muslims in your village, you don't live in a village, it's a town, and more will arrive there to swell the nu,ber making it easier to hide the wrong'uns.

Newham has at least 80,000 muslims, its much easier to hide there, and for every half dozen terrorists that are arrested on the news, there's generally at least one Newham resident.

Same applies to Tower Hamlets.

I don't think there have been any muslim terrorist arrests in Chester, but I could be wrong.
Report Dotchinite January 10, 2015 11:00 AM GMT
Another day another 2000 people murdered my Muslim terrorists in Africa.
Report Czechbet January 10, 2015 11:04 AM GMT
OP spot on
Report The Leopard January 10, 2015 11:04 AM GMT
Your terrorists ???

I have informed the authorities !
Report The Leopard January 10, 2015 11:05 AM GMT
^ Dotch
Report Dotchinite January 10, 2015 11:12 AM GMT
one letter sort of changes the meaning doesnt it.
Report The Leopard January 10, 2015 11:24 AM GMT
Tell that to the Water-boarders.....they like a laugh Happy
Report The Leopard January 10, 2015 11:36 AM GMT
Dateline bbc news now
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