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Acquiesce12 has just finished Volume 1a(i) of his reply to the OP and gone to bed, with a provisional roll-out date of January 2024 swimming excitedly around his mind.
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very funny patrathaCAT no need for essays
I dislike f ucking cats, but what I dislike more is the f ucking owners of cats! incredibly sad people with no life looking for love and affection in furry little germ infested hairballs. They don't love you, they use you, and if they were big enough, they'd eat you. I dislike plastic Scots, AKA, the better together bastards like AKAbula who refused to give their kids and grandkids a better life away from tory rule, they have betrayed their country good and proper. All 55% of them! Northern monkeys - go and get some f ucking elocution lessons, ffs, do you not realise how daft you sound, Shop assistants - "would like a bag?" WHAT A F UCKING STUPID QUESTION, WHAT THE F UCK DO YOU MEAN DO I WANT A BAG, I'VE GOT OVER 30 ITEMS HERE AND ONLY TWO POCKETS, YOU DO THE F UCKING MATHS Prince William - what a boring boring bastard, though I have enjoyed watching his hair recede over the years, his brother might be a ginger f ucker but his barnet is going nowhere soon, look at his dad, james. Cyclist, they really are the bane of my life, absolute cretinous individuals, you can only assume they are going though a mid-life crisis when they decide to kit themselves out in f ucking LYCRA and burst down the roads in flocks as if they're on f ucking tour the dopes. Probably because they haven't quite made it in life and can't quite afford a Harley Davidson, do they not realise what absolute divs they look like, they break every single rule of the road, angry bastards jumping bikes banging on car windows, they don't belong on the f ucking roads. They make my SKIN CRAWL and I thoroughly enjoy it when they're given a good pasting. security guards - what failures, 12 years of education and all you've amounted to is a 6.50 an hour job standing still for 8 hours a night |
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the glorification of Premier League football and how we are now **** at international level, yes people really do love it
Americans, esp e coast of america jews in business "its nothing personal" after almost every ****g sentence. Oh **** off cheap British women, you know EXACTLY what I mean SE England. utter **** what money has done to cricket fading women in their 40s who think they are still attractive, just give it up love uPVC **** windows and doors, **** Cyclists, they really are the bane of my life, absolute cretinous individuals, you can only assume they are going though a mid-life crisis when they decide to kit themselves out in f ucking LYCRA and burst down the roads in flocks as if they're on f ucking tour the dopes. Probably because they haven't quite made it in life and can't quite afford a Harley Davidson, do they not realise what absolute divs they look like, they break every single rule of the road, angry bastards jumping bikes banging on car windows, they don't belong on the f ucking roads. They make my SKIN CRAWL and I thoroughly enjoy it when they're given a good pasting. sorry if the above one is copied but word for word spot on call centre **** asking if there is anything else they can do for me when they havent helped me in the first place people under 25 talking like blacks blokes under 30 turning up at so called professional jobs looking like utter tramps, usually with bum fluff on ther face and that excement crusted underpants on full display Australian and S African commentators in sport (so bloody objective arent they) weddings where (and get this) all the blokes are wearing the same ****. People who then post this filth on facebook any reality or vote**** tv Luton airport masquerading as London Luton, er no, its in the ar3ehole of nowhere and has a service beyond reproach Labour Party masquerading as party for the ordinary man. They have robbeed peeps just as much as the tories gays wanting Gay Olympics. If you want equality, participate in the normal Olympics you theatrical dwads peeps who still live at home post 25 citing property is expensive and yet they **** off every yr to Thailand, Cambodia, Oz like they have 3 weeks to live that paddy **** from Ryanair. Fergus o fLAHERTY or whatever, CEO, utterly risible unapologetic turnip Black Friday - it would be more palatable if it was a day blacks went shopping and didnt nick anything Herbal tea Environmentalists who think that protecting newts is more imprtant than dredging our overflowing rivers Flat chested mums making their husbands move house every few years because of the school league tables, have they not realised it is a framework in place to attract stamp duty? Last night at the Proms, in fact any night, look at yerselves ffs independent financial advisers ( see acq post about security guards) women (and men) who wander around with sunglasses over their head. ITS FOR THE EYES so called shaven havens, whats wrong with a good hairy ****? Its just an industry crated by the jews, the waxing marketplace peeps who moan about immigration and yet dont work themselves Ben Elton, sold out champagne socialist. Take that **** Curtis with you on the way out |
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I feel that I am the only bloke who doesn't find Kylie at all attractive.
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Cutlery,its just designed to slow me down.
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Luton airport masquerading as London Luton, er no, its in the ar3ehole of nowhere and has a service beyond reproach
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Mayonnaise -- disgusting slime.
Garlic -- if I wanted food to taste of garlic, I'd order garlic sandwiches. Curry -- any food in that much of a hurry to get out again can't be good for you. |
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Porsches ... I test drove one once when I was feeling rich and thought I might buy one. Had 3 hours accompanied by Porche guy (just as well as I'd have left it in a Aldi car park and walked home) and was hugely disappointed with car. Noisy, not impressive at all .... even had a buttonn dash to make the exhaust sound sportier! WTF - real poser's car.
People who own Porsches Range Rovers (same reasons as Porsches above, but I've neve driven one) - been in one as passenger and I thought it was a mobile shed. Sky TV ... horrible, just horrible. Royal Family ... very very dodgy genes - and all a bit thick |
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Oh, I forgot to add ...
people with degrees who think they're clever - they're not. Old 'O' levels way out-trump a modern degree. The NHS - and especially how everybody who pretends to work in it is called a "healthcare professional". They're not - only Doctors and Nurses. And the worst thing about the NHS is that it treats people for free who we shouldn't be trying to save. Just let them go and save future resources. |
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russell brand. chris moyles, chris evans, james nesbitt, james corden.
why so much mediocre talent - everybody raves about one direction? eh? nat king cole could play the piano and sing while looking at the camera - didn't even look at the keyboard. faultless talent. now we have auto tune freaks. talent shows? this is the self preservation society. Brucie never without a job for 70 years? |
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Black Friday - it would be more palatable if it was a day blacks went shopping and didnt nick anything
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Champagne, Caviar and Anal Sex, to paraphrase Christopher Hitchens.
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Television.
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Moan moan moaning.
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ramruma
what I meant was that the staff actually believe they are providing a good service BUT THEY ARE NOT. It all comes down to the attitude of the people who train them. They appear aghast when you criticise them almost as though you the customer is/are the problem. They can only act in such an [ aghast ] way if they have been trained in that way. They really are sh1.t at Luton but they dont seem to deal with criticism in a professional way. Having used Gatwick and on occasions brought something to the attention of staff they are thnakful that you have given them an opportunity to correct the situation. Same at Charles de Galle, Manchester, Zavatem, Schiphol etc But not Luton, they are so perfect. Please try them |