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Television Soaps.
The inability of the modern young man to tighten his belt so that it keeps his trousers up. Why everyone under 25 speaks like a Jamaican, surely only Jamaicans should speak like a Jamaican. I really would know what the proper old time Jamaican guys make of it. |
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Stuart Lee - I get him, I really do, but nah, not for me.
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Iphones.
Using real Christmas trees and then just chucking them. |
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I agree with a lot of your picks sh. The one I completely disagree on is Blackadder
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I dislike special offers and loyalty cards.
I dislike knowing about the private lives of famous people I dislike the constant one dimensional focus and dumbing down of sports news. I dislike jumping on bandwagons. I dislike Eastenders, Coronation Street, Neighbours etc etc I dislike block paving. |
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Sports Personality of the Year - used to love it; now I despise what it's become (QoS too)
Strictly - ballroom dancing is for girls and gayers Cheltenham Festival - too many people; mostly drunk. Better on the telly Ryder Cup - I like golf, but it's an individual sport for me Pubs (gastro variety) - £4.80 a pint round my way; thanks but I'll give it a miss Fireworks - a staggering waste of money (usually public money, eg, London New Year's Eve) Trick or Treat - oh fck off you yanks Religion - brainwashing children for centuries; platform for violence and intolerance but strangely still popular around the world Mrs Brown's Boys - OK, so everyone thinks it's for gurning morons, but 8 million of them still watch it Coffee - this is England. We drink tea. Not poncey herbal tea, but proper man's tea. And definitely not skinny moccha choca lattes with caramel sprinkles. FFS Man up!!! |
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Jeff Lynne-not the man who seems very likeable but his dreadful music.
Patio Doors. |
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Big Brother - crap
Celebrity Big Brother - crap I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here - crap Strictly Come Dancing - crap The X Factor - crap Britain's Got Talent - crap any programme where the viewers vote by phone - crap party political broadcasts - crap Party Conferences, where one party will fill up a huge room with its supporters, then the BBC will act surprised when somebody who speaks gets a round of applause - cringeworthy Multiculturalism- a load of luvvie bollocks Football - a game where 22 nancy boys run around in shorts, adored by millions of nancy boys every Saturday. Armchair jockeys - critical of the way a horse was ridden when their 8 stone frame is planted on a settee, instead of becoming a jockey, or had failed to become a jockey. Over the top gayers on the telly. Perhaps the macho guests on the same shows could make me laugh by getting up and punching a poof, just to equal things up. That'll do for now ![]() |
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Ronnie O'Sullivan
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Anal
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ysis from Graham Cunningham on C4 Racing
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Agree with most of the above, with the exception of Blackadder, "Jafackin" is particularly offensive to the ears.
Mick Fitz's grating voice. ![]() |
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Star trek/star wars
Enjoyed Star Trek on the telly, and latest film was pretty good. Never seen a Star Wars film, doesn't appeal to me at all. |
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Blackadder? The Simpsons? This is the good stuff, you idiots
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blackadder is god awful stuff
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Any American "sit-com", with possible exception of Cheers.
Lead character comes on, says hi to whomever happens to be standing there, and audience folds up with split sides. Friends seems to be a particular culprit. What everyone sees in it escapes me completely. |
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Chips - I don't like most fried food as a rule but especially chips.
Michael McIntyre - I'd rather listen to someone playing the bagpipes for an hour than watch that bloke and I absolute hate bagpipes. Guinness - I have tried it many a time but I just can't get on with it at all, same goes for red wine. Female sports presenters - I absolutely love NFL and watched all the wild card games over the weekend and there are always a few fluffy bunny rabbits flapping about interviewing 25 stone players about this play or that. I'm all for a bit of eye candy like Alex Hammond for example but what do these women actually know about NFL? |
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Alan Davies.
A whole career based on his "look to camera", to suggest that you would find what you have just seen/heard v funny, if you were on drugs. |
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Mobile phones
David Beckham Celebrity TV shows Soaps Champions League Steeplechasing England hype before football tournaments TV celebrities coming out Charming people (i.e. psychopaths) |
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Someone I went to school with worked as a runner on this morning. He was basically Schofields slave. He even had to make him toast. He likes it burned, then left on the side until it's cold. Not an innuendo by the way!
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"anal" a brave shout.
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Blackadder and the Simpsons. You're wrong, so very wrong. Utter genius, both of them
Phil Collins. No idea why, he just makes me want to be violent. To him. The fawning to the Royal Family + the money they cost TV soaps 'Talent' Shows. Anything involving Paddy McGuinness that doesnt also involve Peter Kay. This celebrity culture we seem to have walked into. People become famous for being famous. I'm a keen photographer and often wander round London taking photos. I was walking back to my car late one evening when I found a load of paparazzi outside some posh club. Thought I'd hang around see if anyone worthwhile turned up. The paps kept running off to taxis or limos and all the flashes would go off. Some orange skinned freaks would get out and go into the club and I honestly couldnt have named any of them if my life depended on it. Not even someone I recognised and detested - a Cheryl Cole for example. Star Wars / Trek. Someone I worked with turned up in a Star Wars shirt a few days back. I couldnt help wondering why they did those shirts in adult sizes. They're kids films, surely? The Sun Paul Dacre and the Daily Mail Tories. You should only vote Tory if your name is on the sign at your place of work. If you work for someone else, Tories dont care about you. Religion, and people who rely on it. I saw an FB post the other day thanking God for some relative of theirs pulling through a serious illness or injury. No no no. Thank the doctors and nurses, the scientists who work on the medicines etc and the engineers who build the machines your relative got hooked up to. Katie Hopkins. Popular apparently. Why? Boybands. I'd rather go through a gay marriage to Phil Collins than live on the same planet. Gary Barlow, OBE or whatever he is. Raises loads of money for charity. So what, if he and his type paid the tax they should, charity wouldnt be such a necessity. And if you are raising money for charity, make it a UK charity. The honours system. David Amess MP got one last week. Remember the 'cake' incident on Brass Eye? Him. I'd struggle to name a more odious MP, and to paraphrase Blackadder 'as you can guess, he's up against some pretty stiff competition' |
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Star Wars and most films
Loud music Lamb Beer X Factor Rugby |
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marmite.....................shít
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One in particular: McDonalds (plus any other food from American (in particular) fast food outlets).
How people can put their manufactured shiiite, devised to load the pounds on and get you addicted to the corn syrup and other junk they put in their stuff so you keep wanting more of it, in their bodies is just beyond me. DON'T DO IT! |
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Politics Forum
Mint Sauce White Dee Angel Delight Cuff Links GramEr |
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Cricket. Can't see the point of it.
Rugby League. Always seems raining when this is played. Dull game in comparison with the Rugby Union stuff. Celebrity BB. It's the celebrity bit that gets me. Should be one step above nonentity. Dr Who. Surely for kids. Monty Python re-runs. Were funny at the time but so dated now. Star Wars. What's it about? |
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cant do with the phrase 'bit of kit'
Really can't stand that either. |
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Reminds me of another two.
Back in the day. you never heard it then someone said it on here and soon it was in every other post. Oxymoron. That was another fad that's died a death thank fek. Used to be "surely that's an oxymoron" every other post, heaven now. |
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manchester united x-factor strictly come dancing christmas nights out |
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Champagne -foul tasting fluid
The practice of spraying champagne over anyone within a ten metre radius of someone who's won something. Selfies Wedding videos |
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Most things that people like I detest
anything mainstream music,tv wise middle class pompous ****s and working class torys nothing worse! The list is endless...![]() |
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tipsters
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tipsters
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both of them
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People who double post.
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Paedophiles,tipsters it's all grooming!!
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