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50% of this forum are pissheads
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And the other 50% are in denial
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At least the pissheads have an excuse.
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i think sh1tting yourself and carry on drinking a pointer i witnessd
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Take me drunk I'm home.
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No officer, I'm absolutely drot nunk.
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find me a non drinking gambler
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Went to a wedding a few years back, and the groom and best man were drinking from a flask, and offering it round whilst waiting for the bride to show!
Worse than that was I never got any..... ![]() |
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Coachbuster
21 Dec 14 15:49 find me a non drinking gambler Signing in. |
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years ago i got some casual work (cash in hand )work for a removal firm ,there was a bloke there typical heavy drinker think he came from the local doss house ,anyway at an address the women who was moving house asked him to throw in the dustbin a box of toiletries he was gone a while and i was asked to find him ,found him by the bins drinking a bottle of blue stratos aftershave ,think that might have been a sign
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I turned yellow a couple of times so decided that was natures way of warning me to cut back.
Now I don't drink much at all, I don't need to be half cut to have a good time. |
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On the positive side FOYLESWAR he must have had lovely smelling pi$$.
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his breath smelt lovely ,I had to stop him he was lining up hi karate chasers !
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A guy I know was skint but desperate for a drink downed liquid boot polish, it killed the poor sod.
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Merry Christmas Burton. |
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and to you too
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I'll give that Blue Stratos a try next time instead of binning it.
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Bloke I knew was a roadie for a very big-name band for about 15 years.
A bloke he worked with always had one of those long, sausage-shaped, two-litre bottles of water at hand for when they were setting up in a stadium, etc. He'd worked with this bloke for about ten years and, one day at a stadium set up, it was boiling hot and his mate was off for a pee so the bloke I knew thought I'll have a swig of his water. He picks up the two-litre bottle and throws his head back for a guzzly, great swig and chuggs down three or four mouthfuls of neat Russian vodka. Nearly chokes. The other guy comes back and admits to "doing that bottle just about every day for the last ten years". All the rest of the crew always thought it was water. |
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similar tale re Michael Elphick
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Yes I think the booze done for him
![]() I liked him especially his 'Boon' character However I still believe in alcohol, it is one of God's gift's to us, it does not come from the devil Just needs control like gambling |