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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiLr_Y65m5w.
Lee Mack classic |
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Call Me A Taxi - 'It takes me over 30 minutes to drive round the perimeter fences' he said.
I said 'Yeh, I had a car like that once, so I scrapped it' Was that YOUR cab? ![]() |
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^^^ Have a guess...
Some people can get the right hump when you make a mistake with their accent, or you know it, and are winding them up At the 2011 Grand National in the Queen Mother Stand (paying more to get in a 'better' enclosure won't change where you're from) a group of 4 scouse lads, smartly dressed in suits, not drunk at all and very chatty, between races when it was quiet. All was jovial until I asked 'How long did it take you to get here from Manchester?' and the mood immediately darkened. Almost in unison, they said 'Were not fookin' Mancs.' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Some people just beg to be ripped Taxi.
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Lady in a Betting call centre said she had difficulty with my accent,
ironically she had a broad Yorkshire accent!! |
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CMAT - as a Scouser, some of us just don't give a shít mate and I've always had the same view...I've recently become a first-time Grandad and the poor kid's gonna be brought up a Manc supporting United
![]() My daughter's involved with 'one of them lot' but the most important thing is he's a decent geezer (although he's an arrogant fcuk...nearly as bad as me) and it's also easier to take as he loses any sort of head to head challenge with me ![]() PS - what makes things a tad bitter-sweet is that I'm an Everton fan and the schadenfreude United have given me over the last 20 years (in seeing fans of the Red Scum absolutely devastated) has now come back to haunt me ![]() |