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Nice Day
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Oh Vel, I'm sick at heart over this latest England/Scotland sh&te. We are going to split and everyone will lose - but Scotland the most. All the talent/money will go south - and beyond. How did we let these f*ckwits get hold of the levers of power?
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Eh??
Yer a bit late wi' that, pal! ![]() Feckin' aftertimer! ![]() |
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The Scotia are spinning as we post.
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Not at all. The air-heads sort of convinced the air-heads. How is that my fault? I did the hard yards - eventually - iron logic.
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It's all YOUR fault Bodil that I couldn't continue the story about the gangsters in Devon & Exeter - the hit-woman was tied to an Ikea chair and all sorts of explosive things were about to occur -- INSTEAD, I am typing sh1t about poached egg utensils and cheap chocolate...you are a fooking DISGRACE!
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Tiverton Masif aint too happy
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I am serene.
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Exactly -- the Tiverton Mastiff is extremely depressed.
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I am still serene.
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http://the-mastiff-by-marcel-wynants.com/onewebstatic/f3acd9b5b1-7post26.jpg
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Some say life will beat you down, and break your heart, steal your crown ...
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Don't make me hate you, btf. Matters of life and death are being sorted here.
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Well, here at least.
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Sorry bodil, fell alseep there, I promise to keep up sobriety allowing, , no malice, just a bit of fun, I'm away a good night and good luck all.![]() |
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Be good - be lucky.
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All in all.. 7/10. Would have been marked down without my efforts on it
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... mutter ... It really was life and death this end.
I can do this. As will most of you eventually. Sleep well all. |
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Another time Bonnie Tyler wouldn't get out of the Aegean Sea. Onassis got really angry as he had businessmen to entertain on the boat - at lunchtime, like. He shouted and shouted but Bonnie Tyler ignored him and kept swimming. Eventually, Onassis ordered the servants to move Bonnie Tyler's grand piano out onto the deck.
"Bonnie!" shouted Onassis, "Get out of the water or the piano joins you!" |
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I really have poached some lyrics, though. Have spread them out on the carpet and will be picking them out at random.I bet even the likes of Bowie never thought of doing something like that. Ya get me?
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We didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world was turning ...
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Meanwhile, in Monmouthshire and Brecon Canal, Maria Callas spent five quid buying an assortment of cheap sweets from Arthur Jones the local newsagent.
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First line of my certain chart topper is... kill do now joke head gin voter milk foam back more does
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Bowie was only copying - APE-ing - the Dadaists of yore, who did that WAY WAY back.
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style over substance?
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Yass.
4 sure. |
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By the time Maria reached Ta Rhiw she felt queasy.
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I woke up this morning, got myself a gun ...
Who can blame me with you lot? |
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(woke up this morning)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut-up_technique
CUT-UP technique...mentions Dada...Bowie...Radiohead... |
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... got myself a gun ...
I wish. |
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We are not the problem.
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Look what they've done to my song, ma
Look what they've done to my song Well it's the only thing that I could do half right And it's turning out all wrong, ma Look what they've done to my song! ARTHUR JONES, Monmouthshire and Brecon Canal Song Society. |
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You're headed for the cheating side of town ...
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Bonnie Tyler got out of the water in double-quick time.
Onassis just laughed. |
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There ain't no way to hide your lying eyes.
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I believe that some girl was aloud(sic) to get to No 1 with such nonsense as this..
Baby I don't own a pistol My tongue wagging when you wiggle I'll end up kissing you with or without the mistle Love the open toes and the clothes Even though we ain't official |
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Meanwhile, in a pub in the East End of London, Chas & Dave felt their fingers SURGE WITH POWER as they approached the old ivories...
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Gertcha
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