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DAVID MELLOR'S TAXI RANT.
DAVID MELLOR'S TAXI RANT.
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Kenny's boxin' skills gettin' nullified by a big Weegie guy...
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozRTSSaP6p4 |
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Brilliant clip, Vel!
Especially the chat from the agent! |
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Yes, Tommy, and such will be the fate of Kenny Mann should he ever venture forth, cat-less, to the nightmare that is Ashton Lane on a wild Sunday afternoon...
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hahahaha!
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Perhaps he was just acting hard to try and impress his bird?
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And then, while Kenny is in a barely conscious state, the barbaric Glaswegians of Ashton Lane will make him eat chick-pea tapas and houmous while he's forced to listen to Susan Boyle singing the Ave Maria from Verdi's "Otello".
PS - CMAT stars as Otello...  Such are the horrors facing any Englishman who dares to fight a Scottish guy in Glesga. |
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Great stuff!
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Unfortunately, it's the truth!
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Mad Mad Moon is probably right, you know...
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Weegies are the softies of Scotland. Who were the gang busters? Us Heilanders, that's who.
Ashton lane is twinned with Brighton.  |
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Probably.
Just a great big namby-pamby, slug-like Thatcherite trying to pretend he's a 'man'. Never will be one. Shooting in the face would be too good for him. |
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That was to Vel, not Akabula.
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Aka - get tae feck - the fitba's started!
 Sorry - I forgot you're not a football fan - you're a Rangers supporter...  |
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Tommy, yer timing is rubbish!
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hahaha!
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Sorry - I forgot you're not a football fan - you're a Rangers supporter...Mischief
Now now play fair. No need to remind me.  |
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If Mellor ever visits Glasgow he'd probably do the Ashton Labe pubs and he'd feel at home.
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Unfortunately, this is also true.
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I always feel a bit sorry for Mellor for being born with one of those faces you would never tire of slapping.
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It makes no different to these oiks how ugly they are, both in physicality and by thought and deed,
Look at Theresa May. How she dare show herself in public without a yashmak is anathema to me. The power of her position in government must give her a boost of everything she needs. Stupid bloody woman. |
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*no difference
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So you wouldn't fancy sitting between them at the dining table then.
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Ha!
I'd never be in the same room as them, under any circumstances - unless they were being shot in their very ugly faces! |
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Ive just looked up Mellors bird Penelope Lyttelton Aka Viscountess Cobham on Wiki.
This is what it says at the end Celebrity fans[edit] Several celebrities have stated in press interviews that Penelope Lyttelton is their favourite Viscountess. These include: Debbie McGee, magician's assistant June Brown, actress Henry Cooper, boxing champion Dizzee Rascal, rapper Jimmy Savile, DJ and television presenter - bet shes proud of that Princess Michael of Kent, minor royal Kerry Packer, entrepreneur John Foxx, electronic musician Matthew Corbett, puppeteer Roddy Doyle, novelist Stephen Hawking, physicist Rose West, murderess ?? Billy Butlin, holiday camp pioneer Harry Ramsden, fish and chip shop owner Mai Tai, Dutch dance music group Lorenzo Lamas, American soap-opera actor Ruth Ellis, last woman to be hanged in the UK?? Think someone has been tampering with the facts |
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Have they all had something to do with her then ?
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All shagged her.
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who, ruth ellis??
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Mellor was a facking goofy fat mess when he was shagging that prossie years ago.
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The celebrity fans section of Viscountess Cobham's wkik page was put on today (Tuesday), mmm
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Antonia something or other, she had a a face like a slapped ar@e as well.
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Antonia de Sancha, or something similar.
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