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DAVID MELLOR'S TAXI RANT.

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By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 25 Nov 14 13:08
Scared
By:
Velasquez
When: 25 Nov 14 13:13
Y'all need to google Glesga artists like Ken Currie and Peter Howson -- you never saw such a sorry bunch of miserable basturts ready tae start a fight...wi' MELEE WEAPONS...Cry
By:
Velasquez
When: 25 Nov 14 13:14
It's baltic up here...ye need tae fight just to keep warm...Sad
By:
screaming from beneaththewaves
When: 25 Nov 14 14:54
Ideal moment to parachute Antonia De Sancha into I'm A Celebrity... imo.
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 25 Nov 14 15:45
he represented everything that was disgusting about the 90's Tories, made my night back in '97 seeing him on that stage finally ousted.
By:
scandanavian_haven
When: 25 Nov 14 15:59
Working class taxi driver does pompous tory prat up like a kipper

[x] very pleasing scenes
[x]Cool
By:
call me a taxi
When: 25 Nov 14 16:00
Velasquez   
25 Nov 14 12:11 
"And how do you like to spend your free time, David, your PRIVATE MOMENTS so to speak...?"

"Well, I...I love classical music, especially opera, and I'm a huge fan of Chelsea FC - I have been since I was a boy - but most of all I do so enjoy ranting rabidly at London cabbies - mainly black cab drivers. Yes, I thoroughly enjoy covering the back seat in spit and sweat as I assail them with my credentials as a QC, broadcaster, politician and all round power-broker. It is in these special PRIVATE MOMENTS that I most feel at ease..."


Are they:

1) cab drivers who are black?

2) drivers of black cabs

3) black drivers of black cabs?

We should be told.
By:
Velasquez
When: 25 Nov 14 17:08
BBC news report : "black-cab drivers"........there ye are ; a little goes a long way...fixed that fer ye...

Hill Rise - Kentucky Derby winner...

High-Rise - Derby winner...Cool
By:
Velasquez
When: 25 Nov 14 17:14
The David Mellor Repugnant Diatribe Handicap Tricast :

1.....Hi Rice
2.....Unintentional Assonance
3.....Atrocious Halitosis
4.....Black Cab Driver

Perm any 3 from 4.
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 25 Nov 14 17:17
any of them got a first time tongue strap?
By:
Velasquez
When: 25 Nov 14 17:19
Laugh

All of 'em - shut the feckers up...WARNING : ACHTUNG : Bible quote coming up...
By:
Velasquez
When: 25 Nov 14 17:25
Whoops
By:
Velasquez
When: 25 Nov 14 17:26
"A bit in the mouth of a horse controls the whole horse. A small rudder on a huge ship in the hands of a skilled captain sets a course in the face of the strongest winds. A word out of your mouth may seem of no account, but it can accomplish nearly anything—or destroy it!

It only takes a spark, remember, to set off a forest fire. A careless or wrongly placed word out of your mouth can do that. By our speech we can ruin the world, turn harmony to chaos, throw mud on a reputation, send the whole world up in smoke and go up in smoke with it, smoke right from the pit of hell."

Taxi for Mellor!
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 25 Nov 14 17:35
Very good.
They could/should put that in Twitter's Terms & Conditions.  Happy
By:
Velasquez
When: 25 Nov 14 17:52
Laugh to the power Cool
By:
Velasquez
When: 25 Nov 14 17:55
Big Ron...Gerald Ratner...etc. Sad One word can destroy a whole career...probably not a modern phenomenon, either...Grin
By:
dambuster
When: 25 Nov 14 17:58
My mate saw him in a bar in Clacton one night, kissing the celebrity chef   Rusty Lee.Shocked
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 25 Nov 14 18:06
OMG Cry
By:
Velasquez
When: 25 Nov 14 18:08
CMAT kissed Rusty Lee...?! Shocked
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 25 Nov 14 18:11
no CMAT IS Rusty Lee!
By:
Velasquez
When: 25 Nov 14 18:13
AngryCrazyCoolTongue OutScared-------->ShockedSurprisedScaredScared
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 25 Nov 14 18:13
hahahahaha!!
By:
Velasquez
When: 25 Nov 14 18:14
Fookin' 'eck - talk about a STING IN THE TAIL...???? Surprised
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 25 Nov 14 18:15
and on that bomb shell I shall away to the battle cruiser
By:
scandanavian_haven
When: 25 Nov 14 18:17
peculiar thread
By:
Velasquez
When: 25 Nov 14 18:17
Tommy - is that a STING IN THE TALE or what...? Tell me, Tommy - tell me!! My surprise is giving way to SHOCK...and that SHOCK is, in turn, giving way to UTTER ANGER!! AngryAngry
By:
Muntz Street
When: 25 Nov 14 18:23
Tommy Toes 25 Nov 14 18:13 
hahahahaha!!


Very good Rustie Lee impression, there, Tommy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaeDtsPRMFQ
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 25 Nov 14 18:24
I'm not surprised, Vel.
I'm just watching the fat, false weasel on BBC News about the story now.
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 25 Nov 14 18:24
- that's Mellor by the way, not CMAT!
By:
Velasquez
When: 25 Nov 14 18:26
Hee hee - sly whistling EMOTICON here, Tommy, instead of a non-plussed plain one : Plain
By:
ReaseHeath
When: 25 Nov 14 18:26
me,too, Tommy - what a mess he looked in the photograph at his partner's investiture.

How he can call anybody sweaty is beyond me - he looks like he has n't washed his hair since he was a teenager...
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 25 Nov 14 18:40
Very funny Vel!

ReeseHeath, think he's referring to the Scots in the vernacular with the 'sweaty'.

The ignorant piece of 'upper class' sewage.
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 25 Nov 14 18:44
I've just read a bit of the first bit on here  - and it seems he wasn't talking in the vernacular about the Scots.

Pardon me for the assumption - but he just needs shooting in the face anyway!
By:
Velasquez
When: 25 Nov 14 18:52
Tommy, ffs! Laugh
By:
Velasquez
When: 25 Nov 14 18:54
It's just as well you've got your own pub, Tommy Toes - I would loved to have heard you say all that in a Glasgow pub!...Laugh
By:
kenny mann
When: 25 Nov 14 18:54
at least this non event wasn't given any airtime on ITV news.
By:
Tommy Toes
When: 25 Nov 14 18:58
Haha Vel!

I heard one of the best lines ever last week when I asked someone "Why is everyone so drunk today on a Monday?"

"Because we're Irishmen, Tommy. Because we're Irishmen."
By:
Velasquez
When: 25 Nov 14 19:00
Laugh
By:
akabula
When: 25 Nov 14 19:10
This is what happens to anyone who messes with Kenny 'The Weegie Slayer' Mann.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm7r21c2VKQ
By:
ReaseHeath
When: 25 Nov 14 19:15
shooting in the face would be akin to cosmetic surgery in his case...
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