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WEVE GOT RID OF ALL THEM VIKINGS PILAGING AND BEING DRUNK WEVE JUST GOT TO SORT OUT THEM RANGERS FANS NOW AND THEN WE WILL BE OK
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THE LAST TIME THEY CAME TO MANCHESTER THEY LEFT IT IN RUIN ,NOT THE VIKINGS THE RANGERS FANS
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I THINK THERE RELATED TO YOU VIKINGS
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I SAW ONE WITH A BIG SCAR ON HIS FACE ,I SAID DID A GANG GET YOU IN GLASGOW AND CUT YOU IN THE FACE HE SAID NO THE WIFE GLASSED ME IN THE KITCHEN
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I SAID SHE DIDNT DID SHE ,HE SAID WELL I WAS DRUNK ,BUT IM SURE IT WAS HER SHES HAD IT IN FOR ME FOR A LONG TIME
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I SAID DID YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET IT STICHED HE SAID YES IM NOT LETTING HER STICH ME SHE CANT BOIL AN EGG PROPERLY
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I SAID WHAT DID THE NURSE SAY WHEN SHE SAW ALL THE BLOOD DRIPPING FROM YOUR FACE ,HE SAID NEVER MIND ABOUT WHAT THE NURSE SAID,YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD THE LANGUAGE OFF THE WOMAN CLEANING THE FLOORS
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I SAID TO HIM DID YOUR WIFE GO WITH YOU TO THE HOSPITAL HE SAID NO IT WAS A SATURDAY AND X FACTOR WAS ON T V
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I SAID ARE YOU GOING BACK WITH YOUR FRIENDS ON THE TRAIN HOME,HE SAID YES IF WE CAN REMEMBER WHERE WE LIVE
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I SAID JUST ENJOY THE GAME AND HAVE AFEW DRINKS HE SAID THE GAME FINSHED LAST WEEK AND HIM AND HIS FRIENDS ARE JUST TOPPING UP
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HE SAID CAN YOU SPARE A FIVER FOR A CAN ,I SAID WHAT YOU DRINKING CHAMPAGNE ,HE SAID WELL HAVE YOU GOT A 50P PIECE ,I SAID YOU CANT BUY A CAN FOR 50P,HE SAID I KNOW IM GOING TO SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU ENGLISH BAS TAR*
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I PICKED UP MY ASDA BAG AND LEFT BEFORE HE HURT MY FEELINGS ANYMORE
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HE SAID CAN YOU SPARE A FIVER FOR A CAN ,I SAID WHAT YOU DRINKING CHAMPAGNE ,HE SAID WELL HAVE YOU GOT A 50P PIECE ,I SAID YOU CANT BUY A CAN FOR 50P,HE SAID I KNOW IM GOING TO SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU ENGLISH BAS TAR*
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spread betting on the time of Mr Diddy's next post.
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Do wah Diddy
17 Nov 14 22:36 Joined: 24 Jul 06 | Topic/replies: 33,845 | Blogger: Do wah Diddy's blog JOCKI CLUB ENGLAND SCOTLAND WALES ARE YOU A SCHOOL TEACHER WHO CANT KEEP A JOB DOWN OR ARE YOU ON THE RUN FROM A CREDITOR OR SOMEONE Neither |
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I LIVE IN ENGLAND I DONT LIKE IT,ITS FULL OF CRIME ,A MAN STOPPED ME TODAY AND SAID HAVE YOU SEEN A POLICEMAN I SAID NO ,SO HE SAID STICK EM UP
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THE OLD ONES ARE THE BEST ONES
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SOME OF YOU IN OTHER COUNTRIES WONT UNDERSTAND ME ,DONT WORRY MY EXWIFE WAS ENGLISH AND SHE DIDNT UNDERSTAND ME
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JOCKY CLUB ARE YOU A DOOR TO DOOR SALESMAN WHO KEEPS RUNNING OUT OF DOORS TO KNOCK ON SO YOU KEEP MOVING
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MAYBE, YOU LIVE IN GREENLAND AND YOU WANT TO TELL US HOW THIS GLOBAL WARMING IS EFFECTING YOUR IGLOO
ARE YOU WORRIED THAT ONE DAY YOU MIGHT WAKE UP WITH NO ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD |
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MAYBE YOU LIVE IN SOUTH KOREA AND WOULD LIKE TO TELL US WHAT THE F UC* YOUR DOING LIVING THERE
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MAYBE YOU LIVE UP THE AMAZON ,AND WOULD LIKE TO ASK PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH ALL THE WOOD THAT THEIR TAKEING FROM YOUR RAIN FORRESTS
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MAYBE YOUR A DIAMOND MINER LIVING IN SOUTH AFRICA AND WOULD LIKE TO TELL US IF THE COAL GETS IN YOUR WAY WHILST YOUR LOOKING FOR THE DIAMONDS
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MAYBE YOU LIVE IN THE HIMALAYERS AND YOUR A GUIDE UP EVEREST ,CAN YOU SEE BLACKPOOL TOWER ON A CLEAR DAY FROM THE TOP OF EVEREST
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MAYBE YOU LIVE IN LUXENBURG AND WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST,AS YOUVE NOT MUCH ELSE TO TALK ABOUT
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PS IS IT STILL ON CHEAP MAPS OF THE WORLD OR DO THEY JUST PUT IT ON DEAR MAPS
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