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It does now I've left it.
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I would describe my nationality and place I live in terms of a country which does not officially exist. It is the north of Ireland which is obviously part of Ireland so I also consider myself irish but that comes second to my north if irishness which is different from northern Ireland.
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Melbourne and no I have lived here all my life.
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And it's tomorrow here today
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My cousin stays in Newcastle AUS. Is that the Melbourne area? Would ask her but don`t want her to think I`m thick
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And the beaches aren't great here, though it's only a 191 hour walk to Sydney where they have some nice beaches.
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No Newcastle is North of Sydney, an even longer walk
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My cousin used to stay in Newcastle too, maybe we are related
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You never know mate. Have you any Scottish ancestors?
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The thing about knowing the next days results isn't that far off the mark for those old enough to remember the Australian Pools scam. Still can't believe those guys were jailed, they were just being very crafty, Imo.
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Ireland, I've lived here most of my life, I had a couple of years in America and a few years in England. I got a B for GCSE Irish.
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Ireland, I've lived here most of my life, I had a couple of years in America and a few years in England. I got a B for GCSE Irish.
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Live in New Zealand for last 3 years. Speak the official language but cant speak the local Chinese lingo
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WEVE GOT SOMEONE FROM NEW ZEALAND TAKE THE STAND .MY DAD SERVED IN THE NAVY IN THE SECOND WORLD WAR AND HE SAID HE LIKED NEW ZEALAND BETTER THAN ANYWHERE,FANCY GOING ALL THE WAY THERE TO LIVE,COULDNT YOU GET ON WITH THE BRITISH OVER HERE ,LIKE ME
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I REMEMBER THE DAYS AS A CHILD WHEN MY MAM ALWAYS GOT NEW ZEALAND LAMB SHE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN THE WORLD,I CAN REMEMBER HER HITTING ME ROUND THE HEAD WHEN I ASKED HER WHAT THE WORST WAS
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I ONCE WENT OUT WITH A GIRL WHOSE BROTHER WENT TO LIVE IN TASMANIA,THATS JUST AROUND THE CORNER FROM YOU ,YOU MIGHT LIKE TO TRY A DAY OUT THERE AND HAVE A PICNIC,
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HER BROTHER LOOKED A BIT OF A DEAD LEG FULL OF BRIGHT IDEAS ,HE HAD ME DRIVE THEM TO LUDLOW TO SEE ONE OF HIS RELATIONS BEFORE HE LEFT FOR TASMANIA,HE NEVER OFFERED ME ANY PETROL MONEY,I HOPE HE DIDNT PUT DISNT PUT ON THE TASMANIANS LIKE HE PUT ON ME
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LUDLOWS A VERY NICE PLACE IM GLAD I WENT ITS BEAUTIFUL IT HAS A CASTLE ,NOW THATS A PLACE WORTH DEFENDING ,SOME OF THEM OTHER PLACES IN WALES WITH CASTLES WAS A WASTE OF TIME BUILDING THEM ,I WOULD HAVE LET THE BADDIES INVADE THEM THERE NOT WORTH FIGHTING OVER
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IS THERE ANYBODY IN COLUMBIA ,LAST TIME I ASKED THERE WAS A FEW AND NO MATTER WHAT THEY TOLD ME IM SURE THEY WAS UP TO NO GOOD
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THE LAST PERSON I TALKED TO FROM THERE SAID HE WAS ON BUSINESS,I THINK HE WAS A TOP BUSINESS MAN FOR COCA COLA,HE SAID HED GOT A BIG VILLA FROM COKE
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I REALLY LIKED THE MAN FROM VIETNAM THAT ONCE CAME ON HERE HE SAID HE LOVED A BET ON BETFAIR AFTER A DAY IN THE RICE FIELDS
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I ASKED HIM WHAT THE BEST THING WAS ABOUT RICE FARMING ,HE SAID YOU CAN HAVE RICE PUDING FOR YOUR TEA WHEN EVER YOU FEEL LIKE
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I FELT SORRY FOOR THE POOR MAN FROM ETHIOPIA HE SAID HE WAS THIN AS A RAKE BECAUSE HE HAD NOT EATEN FOR A LONG TIME,I ASKED HIM WAS HE THIN BECAUSE OF THE FAMINE,HE SAID NO IT WAS BECAUSE HE HAD LOST ALL HIS MONEY GAMBLING AND COULD NOT BUY ANY FOOD
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IF YOUR FROM RUMANIA YOU MIGHT LIKE TO TELL US ABOUT YOUR SCRAP METAL BUSINESS ,EITHER THE ONE YOU RUN IN RUMANIA OR THEVONE YOU RUN IN BRITAIN
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IS THERE ANY ONE FROM EGYPT ,TELL US ABOUT YOUR RELATIONS IF THEY WORKED ON THE PYRAMISS AND WAS THEY IN A UNION
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MAYBE YOUR FROM TUNISIA AND WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS ALL THE COMPLAINTS YOU GET FROM THE BRITISH TOURISTS ABOUT THE SALMONELLA IN THE HOTELS
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MAYBE YOUR FROM IRAN AND WANT TO TALK ABOUT MINI SKIRTS
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MAYBE YOUR LIVING IN TYLAND ,BECAUSE YOU CANT GET A GIRLFRIEND IN ENGLAND OR YOUVE GOT A SEX ADDICTION ,YOU MIGHT WANT TO TELL US ABOUT THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A RIDE OF AN ELEPHANT ,PLEASE DONTVDISCUSS ANY MORE RIDES THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD
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MAYBE YOUR LIVING IN JAMAICA AND WANT TO TELL US ABOUT ALL THE HOLIDAY MAKERS YOUVE RIPPED OFF
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MAYBE YOUR SITTING IN A BAR IN TENERIFFE LISTENING TO A ROD STEWART RECORD WATCHING THE BUBBLES RISE UP IN YOUR PINT OF LAGER WITH THE SUN ON YOUR BACK ,
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MAYBE YOUR A GAMBIAN CASSANOVA LIVING IN GAMBIA WHO WOULD LIKE TO TELL US ABUT ALL THE OLD UGLY FAT
BRITISH WOMEN THAT YOUVE HELD HANDS WITH ON THE BEACH AND WHISPERED SWEET NOTHINGS IN THEIR EARS WHEN THEY DIDNT HAVE THEIR HEARING AIDS IN |
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MAYBE YOUR A GAMBIAN CASSANOVA LIVING IN GAMBIA WHO WOULD LIKE TO TELL US ABUT ALL THE OLD UGLY FAT
BRITISH WOMEN THAT YOUVE HELD HANDS WITH ON THE BEACH AND WHISPERED SWEET NOTHINGS IN THEIR EARS WHEN THEY DIDNT HAVE THEIR HEARING AIDS IN |
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MAYBE YOU LIVE IN TURKEY AND ARE FED UP WITH ALL THEM RELIGEOUS PEOPLE SHOUTING TO COME TO PRAYER EVERY DAY,IF IT GETS ON YOUR NERVES TELL US AND LET YOUR FRUSTRATIONS OUT
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THEY SHOUT FROM THEM HUGE TOWERS TO MAKE SURE YOU HEAR,MY MAM WOULD LIKE ONE OF THEM TOWERS TO SHOUT AT ME
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MAYBE YOUR FROM KENYA AND YOUR AN IVORY POACHER IN YOUR SPARE TIME,YOU MIGHT LIKE TO DISCUSS THE PRICE OF IVORY
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MAYBE YOUR A TIBETAN MONK FROM TIBET WHOSE HAVEING PROBLEMS WITH BETFAIRS CASH OUT ,JUST ASK SOMEONE ON HERE AND IM SURE THEY WILL HELP YOU
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MAYBE YOUR FROM PARAQUAY AND ARE HAVEING TROUBLE WITH YOUR COMPUTER,JUST ASK SOMEONE ON HERE TO HELP YOU,THEY WONT BE ABLE TO FIX IT BUT THEY WILL TELL YOU LOADS OF BUTTONS TO PRESS
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MAYBE YOUR FROM THE ISLE OF CAPRI AND WANT TO TELL US ABOUT YOUR GRACIE FIELDS AUTOGRAPH THAT YOUR PARENT GOT YOU WHEN THEY SAY HER SHOPPING AT THE CORNER SHOP
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MAYBE YOU LIVE IN SYRIA,AND WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE BEST ROAD OUT IS,IM SURE THERE WILL BE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS ,
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