Chit Chat
There is currently 1 person viewing this thread.
14 Nov 14
11:06
Joined:
Date Joined:
24 Jul 06
IT WAS LIKE A UNITED NATIONS DAY PICNIC OUT,ALOT OF THEM LIKED NOBLES AMUSEMENT ARCADE,
sort by:
Show
per page
Replies: 62
|
By:
AND PRIMARK
|
|
By:
THERE WAS A TRIBE OF ABOUT 30 AFRICANS STOOD ON THE CORNER OF PORTLAND STREET ,ALL WAITING FOR SOMETHING AND ALL YOUNG MEN ,
|
|
By:
THERE WAS A MAN SAT ON A BLANKET WITH A DOG SAT OUTSIDE THE MAIN FRONT DOOR OF MARKS AND SPENSER BEGGING ,IF I OWNED MARKS ANS SPENCER I WOULD NOT ALLOW IT,I WOULD GET MY MAM TO SAY ,I DONT MIND YOU BEGGGING BUT GO SOMEWHERE ELSE
|
|
By:
Were you doing a spot of Christmas Shopping Do Wah?
|
|
By:
THEY HAVE PUT LOG CABINS ALL THE WAY UP MARKET STRET THIS YEAR ,THERES NO ROOM FOR THE PEDESTRIANS TO WALK OR THE BUSKERS TO PLAY,ITS FOR A XMAS MARKET,ONE CABIN WAS SELLING DEAR CHEAP SWEETS , I THOUGHT TO MYSELF YOUR NOT GOING TO SELL ENOUGH OFF THEM TO MAKE IT PAY,ITS SUPPOSE TO BE A CONTEENENTAL XMAS MARKET 90 PERCENT OF THE STALL HOLDERS ARE FROM ROUND ABOUT ,IF I HAD A SHOP ON EITHER SIDE OF THE LOG CABINS I WOULD GET ONTO THE COUNCIL STRAIGHT AWAY AND SAY THERES NO ROOM FOR MY CUSTOMERS TO WALK WITH ALL THESE LOG CABINS TAKING UPM
THE SPACE |
|
By:
Will your Mum take you to see father Christmas this year Do Wah?
|
|
By:
NO I WAS ON MY WAY TO SEE MY GRANDCHILDREN IN STOCKPORT,I PASS THROUGH THE TOWN CENTER THATS WHEN I GET DEPRESSED AND REALLY START TALKING TO MY SELF,IF YOU THINK I TALK TO MYSELF ON HERE ALOT YOU WANT TO SEE ME TALKING TO MYSELF WHEN IM IN MANCHESTER
|
|
By:
NO SHE GOES ON HER OWN SHE SAYS SHE CANT DO WITH ME
|
|
By:
that's good. I just wondered if they had an African santa up your way?
|
|
By:
I HAD TO USE THE CASH MACHINE IN MARKET STREET AND THERE WAS A MAN WITH A BIBLE IN HIS HAND GIVING OUT LEAFLETS LOOKING AT ME,I THOUGHT IS HE A GODLY MAN OR A PICKPOCKET ,I COVERED MY PIN NUMBER UP IN CASE HE WAS A BADDY
|
|
By:
THERES BEGGERS SAT IN PRIME POSITIONS IN MARKET STREET WEARING ROLEX WATCHES,I TOLD THE DO GOODERS ABOUT THE ROLEX WATCHES AND THEY SAID THERE FAKE
|
|
By:
ONE BEGGER HAD A SPECIAL OFFER ON ,GIVE HIM 10 POUNDS AND HE WILL GIVE YOU 5 POUNDS BACK
|
|
By:
THERE WAS A MAN SELLING COCONUTS 2 FOR A POUND ,THAT STARTED ME TALKING TO MY SELF ,HE WAS WHITE
|
|
By:
I TURNED MY HEAD WHEN A WOMEN WEARING A BURKA SHOUTED TO HER CHILD ,CHANTELLE PICK YOUR DUMMY UP
|
|
By:
THERE WERE PEOPLE SAT OUTSIDE COSTA CAFE ON BAMBOO TABLES NEXT TO PRIMARK AND DIDNT EVEN HAVE A CUP OF COFFE IN FRONT OF THEM ,IM SURE THEY WERE TRAMPS JUST WATCHING THE WORLD GO BY
|
|
By:
THERES A BIG FERRIS WHEEL IN THE MIDDLE OF PICCADILLY GARDENS AND THERE WERE TWO GIRLS KISSING EACH OTHER ON THE LIPS,I THOUGHT TO MY SELF THEY CALL ME AN ATTENTION SEEKER ON THE BETFAIR FORUM ,YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM TWO.THE MORE I LOOKED THE MORE PASSIONATE THEY GOT
|
|
By:
THEY SAID TO ME HAVE YOU GOT A PROBLEM ,I DIDNT TELL THEM ABOUT MY PROSTATE CANCER ,OR IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME ,OR SEVERE DEPRESSION ,I JUST WALKED OFF IN DISGUST
|
|
By:
 |
|
By:
this is turning into a minor classic from Do Wah
|
|
By:
THEVE TURNED THE FOUNTAINS OFF IN PICCADILY GARDENS,I THINK ITS BECAUSE THERE WAS TOO MANY SOMALIANS DOING THEIR WASHING THERE
|
|
By:
ONE MAN APPROACHED ME FOR A CIGARRETTE ,I SAID I DONT SMOKE ,HE SAID I DONT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR LIFE STYLE ,HAVE YOU GOT A CIGGARETTE FOR ME
|
|
By:
THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN BUSKER SINGING MY OLD MAN SAID FOLLOW THE BAND,I SAID WILL YOU BE HERE NEXT WEEK SHE SAID I DONT KNOW YOULL HAVE TO SPEAK TO MY MANAGER
|
|
By:
THERE WAS TWO GIRLS GIVING SMALL CANS OF COCA COLA AWAY FREE,I SAID THERE LITTLE CANS ARNT THEY ,SHE SAID THERE FOR PEOPLE WITH SMALL MOUTHS ,WEVE NONE OF THE BIG CANS LEFT FOR THE BIG MOUTHS
|
|
By:
|
|
By:
I WAS STOOD ON THE TRAM LINES WHEN A TRAM BIBBED ME,I LOOKED BUT I DIDNT RECONISE HIM HE MUST HAVE BEEN BIBBING AT SOMEONE ELSE
|
|
By:
ONE TRAMP WAS ASLEEP ON A FORM AT 12 IN THE AFTERNOON WHEN A BUSKER STARTED PLAYING HIS TRUMPET NEXT TO HIM ,HE SAID COULD YOU PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE ,IM ON NIGHTS THIS WEEK
|
|
By:
Do wah Diddy
14 Nov 14 11:51 I TURNED MY HEAD WHEN A WOMEN WEARING A BURKA SHOUTED TO HER CHILD ,CHANTELLE PICK YOUR DUMMY UP Do wah Diddy 14 Nov 14 12:01 THEVE TURNED THE FOUNTAINS OFF IN PICCADILY GARDENS,I THINK ITS BECAUSE THERE WAS TOO MANY SOMALIANS DOING THEIR WASHING THERE |
|
By:
THERE WAS A LITTLE BLACK BOY PULLING CHUNKS OF GRASS OUT OF THE GARDENS AT PICCADILLY ,I SAID BE A GOOD BOY DONT DO THAT ,AND HIS MAM SAID I BET YOU WOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT IF HE HAD BEEN WHITE
|
|
By:
THERE WAS A WEST AFRICAN WITH A TROLLEY SELLING SUN GLASSES AND UMBRELLAS ,I SAID THE WEATHER IS UNPREDICTABLE IN ENGLAND IS THAT WHY YOUVE BROUGHT BOTH ,HE SAID NO ,ITS BECAUSE I DIDNT KNOW WEATHER TO GO TO ENGLAND OR SPAIN WHEN I LEFT AFRICA SO I BOUGHT HALF OF EACH
|
|
By:
THERE WAS A MUSLIM SHOUTING ALLAH LOVES YOU AND THERE WAS A CHRISTIAN SHOUTING NOT AS MUCH AS GOD DOES
|
|
By:
THERE WAS 4 ALCOHOLICK WHITE MEN SINGING WHO WERE ARRESTED BY THE POLICE ,THEY SAID OFFICERS WERE JUST HAVING A DRINK AND A SINGSONG,THE POLICE SAID WE DONT MIND YOU HAVEING A DRINK AND A SINGSONG ,BUT YOU CANT SING GO HOME YOU BU MS GO HOME YOU BU MS
|
|
By:
I THEN SAW SOMEONE ID NOT SEEN FOR YEARS HE SHOUTED DO WAH DIDDY ITS NOT YOU IS IT ,I DONT BELIEVE ITS YOU ,I SAID SO YOUR THE ONE WHO KEEPS GOING ON THE BETFAIR FORUM WHO KEEPS SAYING IM NOT THEC REAL DO WAH DIDDY
|
|
By:
I SAID TO HIM DO YOU STILL SING THE GARRY GLITTER SONG ON THE CARRYOKEE DO YOU WANT TO BE IN MY GANG,HE SAID NO ,I SAID I DONT BLAME YOU AFTER THAT SEX TRIAL ,HE SAID ITS NOT BECAUSE OF THAT ,ITS BECAUSE HES BARRED FROM ALL THE PUBS IN MANCHESTER
|
|
By:
SEE YOU LATER
|
|
By:
Some classic stuff here. get signed up for BGT.
|
|
By:
i was in mcr all day yesterday . i live nearby . i love do wah , but believe he must be some cover for someone else surely ?
|
|
By:
I worked in Manchester for most of this year , near to Portland St & Piccadilly.
The sheer number of foreign languages heard is staggering . Not missing it one bit. |
|
By:
WINDSOR KNOT I PROMISE YOU ,I ONLY HAVE ONE CHAT NAME ON HERE AND THATS DO WAH DIDDY
|
|
By:
and a very happy xmass to you do wah
 |