I SAT IN MANCHESTERS PICCADILLY GARDENS YESTERDAY AND WATCHED THE PEOPLE GO BY

AND PRIMARK

THERE WAS A TRIBE OF ABOUT 30 AFRICANS STOOD ON THE CORNER OF PORTLAND STREET ,ALL WAITING FOR SOMETHING AND ALL YOUNG MEN ,

THERE WAS A MAN SAT ON A BLANKET WITH A DOG SAT OUTSIDE THE MAIN FRONT DOOR OF MARKS AND SPENSER BEGGING ,IF I OWNED MARKS ANS SPENCER I WOULD NOT ALLOW IT,I WOULD GET MY MAM TO SAY ,I DONT MIND YOU BEGGGING BUT GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

Were you doing a spot of Christmas Shopping Do Wah?

THEY HAVE PUT LOG CABINS ALL THE WAY UP MARKET STRET THIS YEAR ,THERES NO ROOM FOR THE PEDESTRIANS  TO WALK OR THE BUSKERS TO PLAY,ITS FOR A XMAS MARKET,ONE CABIN WAS SELLING DEAR CHEAP SWEETS , I THOUGHT TO MYSELF YOUR NOT GOING TO SELL ENOUGH OFF THEM TO MAKE IT PAY,ITS SUPPOSE TO BE A CONTEENENTAL XMAS MARKET 90 PERCENT OF THE STALL HOLDERS ARE FROM ROUND ABOUT ,IF I HAD A SHOP ON EITHER SIDE OF THE LOG CABINS I WOULD GET ONTO THE COUNCIL STRAIGHT AWAY AND SAY THERES NO ROOM FOR MY CUSTOMERS TO WALK WITH ALL THESE LOG CABINS TAKING UPM
THE SPACE

Will your Mum take you to see father Christmas this year Do Wah?

NO I WAS ON MY WAY TO SEE MY GRANDCHILDREN IN STOCKPORT,I PASS THROUGH THE TOWN CENTER THATS WHEN I GET DEPRESSED AND REALLY START TALKING TO MY SELF,IF YOU THINK I TALK TO MYSELF ON HERE ALOT YOU WANT TO SEE ME TALKING TO MYSELF WHEN IM IN MANCHESTER

NO SHE GOES ON HER OWN SHE SAYS SHE CANT DO WITH ME

that's good. I just wondered if they had an African santa up your way?

I HAD TO USE THE CASH MACHINE IN MARKET STREET AND THERE WAS A MAN WITH A BIBLE IN HIS HAND GIVING OUT LEAFLETS LOOKING AT ME,I THOUGHT IS HE A GODLY MAN OR A PICKPOCKET ,I COVERED MY PIN NUMBER UP IN CASE HE WAS A BADDY

THERES BEGGERS SAT IN PRIME POSITIONS IN MARKET STREET WEARING ROLEX WATCHES,I TOLD THE DO GOODERS ABOUT THE ROLEX WATCHES AND THEY SAID THERE FAKE

ONE BEGGER HAD A SPECIAL OFFER ON ,GIVE HIM 10 POUNDS AND HE WILL GIVE YOU 5 POUNDS BACK

THERE WAS A MAN SELLING COCONUTS 2 FOR A POUND ,THAT STARTED ME TALKING TO MY SELF ,HE WAS WHITE

I TURNED MY HEAD WHEN A WOMEN WEARING A BURKA SHOUTED TO HER CHILD ,CHANTELLE PICK YOUR DUMMY UP

THERE WERE PEOPLE SAT OUTSIDE COSTA CAFE ON BAMBOO TABLES NEXT TO PRIMARK AND DIDNT EVEN HAVE A CUP OF COFFE IN FRONT OF THEM ,IM SURE THEY WERE TRAMPS JUST WATCHING THE WORLD GO BY

THERES A BIG FERRIS WHEEL IN THE MIDDLE OF PICCADILLY GARDENS AND THERE WERE TWO GIRLS KISSING EACH OTHER ON THE LIPS,I THOUGHT TO MY SELF THEY CALL ME AN ATTENTION SEEKER ON THE BETFAIR FORUM ,YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM TWO.THE MORE I LOOKED THE MORE PASSIONATE THEY GOT

THEY SAID TO ME HAVE YOU GOT A PROBLEM ,I DIDNT TELL THEM ABOUT MY PROSTATE CANCER ,OR IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME ,OR SEVERE DEPRESSION ,I JUST WALKED OFF IN DISGUST

this is turning into a minor classic from Do Wah

THEVE TURNED THE FOUNTAINS OFF IN PICCADILY GARDENS,I THINK ITS BECAUSE THERE WAS TOO MANY SOMALIANS DOING THEIR WASHING THERE

ONE MAN APPROACHED ME FOR A CIGARRETTE ,I SAID I DONT SMOKE ,HE SAID I DONT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR LIFE STYLE ,HAVE YOU GOT A CIGGARETTE FOR ME

THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN BUSKER SINGING MY OLD MAN SAID FOLLOW THE BAND,I SAID WILL YOU BE HERE NEXT WEEK SHE SAID I DONT KNOW YOULL HAVE TO SPEAK TO MY MANAGER

THERE WAS TWO GIRLS GIVING SMALL CANS OF COCA COLA AWAY FREE,I SAID THERE LITTLE CANS ARNT THEY ,SHE SAID THERE FOR PEOPLE WITH SMALL MOUTHS ,WEVE NONE OF THE BIG CANS LEFT FOR THE BIG MOUTHS

I WAS STOOD ON THE TRAM LINES WHEN A TRAM BIBBED ME,I LOOKED BUT I DIDNT RECONISE HIM HE MUST HAVE BEEN BIBBING AT SOMEONE ELSE

ONE TRAMP WAS ASLEEP ON A FORM AT 12 IN THE AFTERNOON WHEN A BUSKER STARTED PLAYING  HIS TRUMPET NEXT TO HIM ,HE SAID COULD YOU PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE ,IM ON NIGHTS THIS WEEK

Do wah Diddy
14 Nov 14 11:51   
I TURNED MY HEAD WHEN A WOMEN WEARING A BURKA SHOUTED TO HER CHILD ,CHANTELLE PICK YOUR DUMMY UP



Do wah Diddy
14 Nov 14 12:01   
THEVE TURNED THE FOUNTAINS OFF IN PICCADILY GARDENS,I THINK ITS BECAUSE THERE WAS TOO MANY SOMALIANS DOING THEIR WASHING THERE

THERE WAS A LITTLE BLACK BOY PULLING CHUNKS OF GRASS OUT OF THE GARDENS AT PICCADILLY ,I SAID BE A GOOD BOY DONT DO THAT ,AND HIS MAM SAID I BET YOU WOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT IF HE HAD BEEN WHITE

THERE WAS A WEST AFRICAN WITH A TROLLEY SELLING SUN GLASSES AND UMBRELLAS ,I SAID THE WEATHER IS UNPREDICTABLE IN ENGLAND IS THAT WHY YOUVE BROUGHT BOTH ,HE SAID NO ,ITS BECAUSE I DIDNT KNOW WEATHER TO GO TO ENGLAND OR SPAIN WHEN I LEFT AFRICA SO I BOUGHT HALF OF EACH

THERE WAS A MUSLIM SHOUTING ALLAH LOVES YOU AND THERE WAS A CHRISTIAN SHOUTING NOT AS MUCH AS GOD DOES

THERE WAS 4 ALCOHOLICK WHITE MEN SINGING WHO WERE ARRESTED BY THE POLICE ,THEY SAID OFFICERS WERE JUST HAVING A DRINK AND A SINGSONG,THE POLICE SAID WE DONT MIND YOU HAVEING A DRINK AND A SINGSONG ,BUT YOU CANT SING GO HOME YOU BU MS GO HOME YOU BU MS

I THEN  SAW SOMEONE ID NOT SEEN FOR YEARS HE SHOUTED DO WAH DIDDY ITS NOT YOU IS IT ,I DONT BELIEVE ITS YOU ,I SAID SO YOUR THE ONE WHO KEEPS GOING ON THE BETFAIR FORUM WHO KEEPS SAYING IM NOT THEC REAL DO WAH DIDDY

I SAID TO HIM DO YOU STILL SING THE GARRY GLITTER SONG ON THE CARRYOKEE DO YOU WANT TO BE IN MY GANG,HE SAID NO ,I SAID I DONT BLAME YOU AFTER THAT SEX TRIAL ,HE SAID ITS NOT BECAUSE OF THAT ,ITS BECAUSE HES BARRED FROM ALL THE PUBS IN MANCHESTER

SEE YOU LATER

Some classic stuff here. get signed up for BGT.

i was in mcr all day yesterday . i live nearby . i love do wah , but believe he must be some cover for someone else surely ?

I worked in Manchester for most of this year , near to Portland St & Piccadilly.

The sheer number of foreign languages heard is staggering .

Not missing it one bit.

WINDSOR KNOT I PROMISE YOU ,I ONLY HAVE ONE CHAT NAME ON HERE AND THATS DO WAH DIDDY

and a very happy xmass to you do wah

PIFF DIDDY IN FULL EFFECT

I ASKED MY MAM WAS I A SPECIAL BABY WHEN I WAS BORN SHE SAID NO ,I JUST LOOKED LIKE ALL THE REST

I SAID DID I LOOK LOVERLY IN MY COT IN MY BEDROOM MAM,SHE SAID SHE DIDNT KNOW HER AND MY FAD COULDNT SEE ME FROM THE PUB

I SAID WAS   I A GOOD BABY MAM,SHE SAID YES,I NEVER HAD TO TAKE YOU TO THE POLICE STATION ONCE

I SAID MAM DID YOU EVER ENTER ME IN ANY BABY CONTESTS MAM ,SHE SAID SHUT THE **** UP AND LET ME WATCH THE X FACTOR IN PEACE

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE HAD A TOUGH WEEK DOO WAH

I COULD DO WITH A BIT OF EXCITEMENT IN MY LIFE ,INSTEAD OF STAYING IN BED WATCHING THE RACING ALL DAY,THERES ONLY FRIDAY WHEN I GO OUT TO SEE THE GRANDCHILDREN,I THOUGHT ILL BE A TRAMP AND  SEE THE COUNTRY THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT THE COLD NIGHTS ,I THOUGHT OF BEGGING I LOOK PITYFULL BUT THEN I THOUGHT THOUGHT WHAT IF SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING NASTY TO ME ,ILL BE UPSET AND THERES ALLWAYS SOMEONE

I THOUGHT ABOUT DOING SOME CHARITY WORK FOR PEOPLE ,BUT THEN I THOUGHT IT WONT BE LONG UNTILL THEY GET ON MY NERVES

WHEN I WALK THROUGH PICCADILLY GARDENS ,SOMETIMES IF IM IN A GOOD MOOD I THINK TO MYSELF THESE FOREIGNERS ARE JUST THE SAME AS ME THEY DESERVE TO BE IN THIS COUNTRY,THEY HAVE AS MUCH RIGHT TO LIVE HERE AS I DO ,BUT IT DOESNT TAKE LONG FOR THAT TO WEAR OFF

IM THE TYPE THAT WOULD BE AS NICE AS PIE TO MOHAMID ALI AND CREEP ALL ROUND HIM ,BUT THE REST OF THE MOHAMIDS CAN FLING THEIR HOOK

IM NOT AS NICE AS YOU THINK ,WHEN I USED TO HAVE A CAR AND OFFER PEOPLE LIFTS ,I WAS UPSET IF THEY SAID YES

I ONLY GAVE THE TRAMPS HOME IN ANCOATS A BIG CHARITY DONATION ,BECAUSE I COULD SEE ME GOING DOWNHILL QUICKLY AND THOUGHT I MIGHT NEED TO USE THEM LATER ON IN LIFE

IM THE KIND WHO SHOVES ALL THE REST OF THE CHOCOLATE BAR IN MY MOUTH ,WHEN I SEE SOMEONE I KNOW COMEING TOWARDS ME ,SO I DONT HAVE TO GIVE THEM ANY

IM THE KIND OF PERSON WHO TAKES THEIR FAMILY ON HOLIDAY BUT ITS GOT TO BE WHERE I WANT TO GO

IM THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT WOULD TELL YOU NOT TO SHOUT AT THE CASHIER IN THE BANK BECAUSE YOU CANT GET YOUR OWN WAY ,BUT IM ALLOWED TO SHOUT AT HER

IM THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT LOOKS AT PEOPLE WHO SPIT ON THE FLOOR AS FILTH,BUT ITS OK FOR ME TO SPIT THE ODD TIME

IM THE TYPE WHO CANT RUN THEIR OWN LIFE ,BUT KNOW HOW YOU SHOULD RUN YOURS

YOU LOT ONLY HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ME A FEW HOURS ADAY ,I HAVE TO LIVE WITH ME

I'VE MET YOUR SORTS , DIDDY


MAINLY WHISPERING IN MY EARHOLE ABOUT THE WAR AS I QUEUE UP TO PAY FOR MY CHEAP CHOCOLATE IN THE POUND SHOP

NOT TO MENTION LADBROKES

AS I'VE DONE 1K BEFORE BEFORE BREAKFAST PLAYING ONLINE POKER & YOU JUST MUMBLE ON ABOUT SOME 3 LEGGED DOG

Brilliance from DwD!

I wonder if any of it is, kind of, true.

Love the Burka comment....

Its a jungle out there.