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PIFF DIDDY IN FULL EFFECT
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I ASKED MY MAM WAS I A SPECIAL BABY WHEN I WAS BORN SHE SAID NO ,I JUST LOOKED LIKE ALL THE REST
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I SAID DID I LOOK LOVERLY IN MY COT IN MY BEDROOM MAM,SHE SAID SHE DIDNT KNOW HER AND MY FAD COULDNT SEE ME FROM THE PUB
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I SAID WAS I A GOOD BABY MAM,SHE SAID YES,I NEVER HAD TO TAKE YOU TO THE POLICE STATION ONCE
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I SAID MAM DID YOU EVER ENTER ME IN ANY BABY CONTESTS MAM ,SHE SAID SHUT THE **** UP AND LET ME WATCH THE X FACTOR IN PEACE
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SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE HAD A TOUGH WEEK DOO WAH
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I COULD DO WITH A BIT OF EXCITEMENT IN MY LIFE ,INSTEAD OF STAYING IN BED WATCHING THE RACING ALL DAY,THERES ONLY FRIDAY WHEN I GO OUT TO SEE THE GRANDCHILDREN,I THOUGHT ILL BE A TRAMP AND SEE THE COUNTRY THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT THE COLD NIGHTS ,I THOUGHT OF BEGGING I LOOK PITYFULL BUT THEN I THOUGHT THOUGHT WHAT IF SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING NASTY TO ME ,ILL BE UPSET AND THERES ALLWAYS SOMEONE
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I THOUGHT ABOUT DOING SOME CHARITY WORK FOR PEOPLE ,BUT THEN I THOUGHT IT WONT BE LONG UNTILL THEY GET ON MY NERVES
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WHEN I WALK THROUGH PICCADILLY GARDENS ,SOMETIMES IF IM IN A GOOD MOOD I THINK TO MYSELF THESE FOREIGNERS ARE JUST THE SAME AS ME THEY DESERVE TO BE IN THIS COUNTRY,THEY HAVE AS MUCH RIGHT TO LIVE HERE AS I DO ,BUT IT DOESNT TAKE LONG FOR THAT TO WEAR OFF
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IM THE TYPE THAT WOULD BE AS NICE AS PIE TO MOHAMID ALI AND CREEP ALL ROUND HIM ,BUT THE REST OF THE MOHAMIDS CAN FLING THEIR HOOK
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IM NOT AS NICE AS YOU THINK ,WHEN I USED TO HAVE A CAR AND OFFER PEOPLE LIFTS ,I WAS UPSET IF THEY SAID YES
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I ONLY GAVE THE TRAMPS HOME IN ANCOATS A BIG CHARITY DONATION ,BECAUSE I COULD SEE ME GOING DOWNHILL QUICKLY AND THOUGHT I MIGHT NEED TO USE THEM LATER ON IN LIFE
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IM THE KIND WHO SHOVES ALL THE REST OF THE CHOCOLATE BAR IN MY MOUTH ,WHEN I SEE SOMEONE I KNOW COMEING TOWARDS ME ,SO I DONT HAVE TO GIVE THEM ANY
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IM THE KIND OF PERSON WHO TAKES THEIR FAMILY ON HOLIDAY BUT ITS GOT TO BE WHERE I WANT TO GO
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IM THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT WOULD TELL YOU NOT TO SHOUT AT THE CASHIER IN THE BANK BECAUSE YOU CANT GET YOUR OWN WAY ,BUT IM ALLOWED TO SHOUT AT HER
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IM THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT LOOKS AT PEOPLE WHO SPIT ON THE FLOOR AS FILTH,BUT ITS OK FOR ME TO SPIT THE ODD TIME
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IM THE TYPE WHO CANT RUN THEIR OWN LIFE ,BUT KNOW HOW YOU SHOULD RUN YOURS
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YOU LOT ONLY HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ME A FEW HOURS ADAY ,I HAVE TO LIVE WITH ME
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I'VE MET YOUR SORTS , DIDDY
MAINLY WHISPERING IN MY EARHOLE ABOUT THE WAR AS I QUEUE UP TO PAY FOR MY CHEAP CHOCOLATE IN THE POUND SHOP |
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NOT TO MENTION LADBROKES
AS I'VE DONE 1K BEFORE BEFORE BREAKFAST PLAYING ONLINE POKER & YOU JUST MUMBLE ON ABOUT SOME 3 LEGGED DOG |
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Brilliance from DwD!
I wonder if any of it is, kind of, true. Love the Burka comment.... ![]() |
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Its a jungle out there.
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