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Put the fekking toilet seat (and lid) down!
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Get fat
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Watch telly without massaging your betty swallocks
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eat quiche
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Vote No when you have the chance of independence for your country.
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Say the words "loo" or "poo"
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Wear trainers unless participating in sports
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Drive a car
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covet the neighbour's wife
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Swear in front of kids or your parents...unless your Dad's a c*nt.
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Swear in front of kids or your parents
Saw that and my brain instinctively went 'too f*cking right'. Mixed messages in my mindset there :) |
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curious-cat 01 Oct 14 18:48
wear a ponytail GrinDevil Still tailed-up here, as the cat knows! |
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Own a Manbag
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manicure
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Cheat on their wives, especially with kids involved
Put family times before going out on the piss with their mates. Spend loads of time on a computer or watching TV |
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Watch X Factor ,in the Jungle,Big Brother,F1,Top Gear,Period Dramas,Strictly,
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Bake a fruit cake
make pots of Jam Drive a mini Darning ya socks |
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55 replies and not one person has said 'Take a nob up your ringpiece'
Betfair, land of the closet gayer ![]() |
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You're not a man 'til you've had a man CMAT.
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a real man would never say
I don't gamble I don't enjoy a drink my wife earns more than me. if you ever have the misfortune to meet a man who uses any of those three phrases walk away immediately.. |
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wear bracelets
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Take a nob up your ringpiece.
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