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01 Oct 14
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1. Hit women
2. Hit children
3. Tell lies
4. Shave your chest
5. Shave your pubes
6. Wear make up
7. Treat the roads like a Formula 1 racetrack
8. Ask another man for directions
9. Miss the chance to make a list
Any otters?
2. Hit children
3. Tell lies
4. Shave your chest
5. Shave your pubes
6. Wear make up
7. Treat the roads like a Formula 1 racetrack
8. Ask another man for directions
9. Miss the chance to make a list
Any otters?
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1. Hit women - Never but I'm not counting smacking bare bottoms.
 2. Hit children - Never 3. Tell lies - If being economical with the truth counts then guilty as charged. 4. Shave your chest - Why would I want to shave my chest? 5. Shave your pubes - Not shaved but a trim every now and then. 6. Wear make up - Not as a rule but I did wake up once with my finger and toenails painted in shocking pink when I passed out by some bunny boiler. 7. Treat the roads like a Formula 1 racetrack - I've never been bothered about cars or driving fast. I absoltely loathe F1. 8. Ask another man for directions - Be serious. 9. Miss the chance to make a list. - I didn't get where I am today by not making lists. 10. Cry when watching a film. - In Kramer v Kramer I just had something in my eye that's all. 11. Drink with your pinkie out. - Flogging them that do it should straighten them out. |
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eat weetabix
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wear a ponytail
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^^^ Stopped eating WEETABIX a week ago
 changed to coon flakes, and I'm facking starving most of the day  |
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corn flakes ffs
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The ponytail was the 90s
that went a long while ago, along with my physique |
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Freudian slip there cmat?
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not cry when watching scott gibbs score that injury time try at wembley!
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Apparently listen to Richard Marx if the conversation I had at work is anything to go by (this coming from a work colleague of mine who thinks it's OK to dress like a 12yo and listen to Limp Bizkit and Ugly Kid Joe...).
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The modern burd won't let you get away with an ungroomed under carriage, its a quid pro quo thing.
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That was just truly hideous lanza, it's in my top three of gambling related disasters and I've been punting for over 40 years. I couldn't speak for two days after that try and the Jenkins conversion. Simply awful memory.
Please don't mention it again. |
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If I was in my prime she would.
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My post was to Ozymandius
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SlippyBlue
. I couldn't speak for two days after that try and the Jenkins conversion. Is that Katherine Jenkins converting to married bliss last week. |
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Yes, course she would, Catweasel.
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If she didn't, it was her loss.
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sorry slippy...thought you might come back with slip robert for me! lol. Was my biggest loss to date, not been punting 40 yrs tho. I almost cried as robert romped home but can laugh now finally.
wonderful try being a welshman, and if you could choose any kicker in the world from any era you'd want jenks...must have been awful watching jenks line it up knowing he's gonna kick it. wont mention it again. what have been the other 2 if you dont mind me asking? |
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12. Moisturise
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I'll tell you later, I am out out to meet a fair maiden and need to leave right now.
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wont mention it again. what have been the other 2 if you dont mind me asking?
Backing himself at at low odds to get his leg over Letitia Dean Backing himself at at low odds to get his leg over Keira Knightley and at 20s for a two's up |
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13. Spend half his life on an internet forum trying to be provocative.
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Slippy doesn't do that.
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I love doing No.9 !!
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lol cmat. no worries slip.
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10. Start threads asking people what their favourite musical is.
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23. walk, with a spring in one's step, to moonlight shadow (by mike oldfield & maggie reilly)
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24. ask for a straw with your strawberry daiquiri.
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25. Drink Responsibly
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26. Ask for Fries instead of Chips
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Walk around an airport towing one of those tiny cases on wheels
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99. Worry about what anybody says about them.
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Fack off cmat you big woofter
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REPORTED
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Have a Fillet o Fish from McDonalds.
Order a glass of wine from a pub. Watch Sex in the City. Think about Christmas shopping before December. Wear Pyjamas. |
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Use an umbrella - other than on a golf course
Wear a handbag Ask for anything other than 'a cup of coffee' at Starbucks, Costa Coffee etc. |
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Does the thing that real men don't do begin with a?
Does the thing that real men don't do begin with b? |
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Dye their heir
Iron underwear |
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*hair* ffs
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