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I'm not cooking egg fried rice at this time of night!
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I like fishing, she's got worms.
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Well...they ain't been playing too well lately.
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I fell off the tailboard and woke up on the bedroom floor.
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He's a taxi driver from Liverpool.
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Ahs facking dis custard.
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and LDR (lana del rey ) said, thanks for that, tony, we had a great time.
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"Look at that 'S' car go!"
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And the Pope says, "Don't panic my child, I gave the ****** my rucksack."
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It was an iron bar
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A multi-story carp ark.
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Well hop over the counter and get me a steak
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The barman gave her one.
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Stop clicking your fingers then !
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What?...Eric?
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So I punched her in the face & fekked her twice.
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No I'm a frayed knot.
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And she said "Well, you're not a member of BUPA, are you?"
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Then the Doctor walked in and said, "Who the fook was that guy?"
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We've had picallili sandwiches
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Dat ain't no canoe, Dat's my 'flection.
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You punch him in the face and I'll nick his mars bar
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You don't want to be left with an ugly one.
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That sheep's a liar.
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No, let's walk down, open the gate and **** all of them.
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"Ah come t' git the man who shot ma paw."
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STUDYFORM 30 Sep 14 20:54 Joined: 26 Jan 05 | Topic/replies: 14,460 | Blogger: STUDYFORM's blog
You don't think I actually asked for a 12" Pianist, do you? You'll like this, STUDYFORM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE3PgsIjvrk&list=RDEE3PgsIjvrk#t=0 |
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That was a very large number of ducks!!!!
Not that there are any ducks in the joke that punchline was from. |
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I didn't ask for a thousand ducks!
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Ahhh.
Very good. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/tophat665/Desire_12InchPianist.jpg |