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Because the dog's a fookin liar. He never did any of that stuff.
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So I said to my Pakistani neighbour "You win, you can keep the eggs"
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Ta da!
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well I didn't have it all cut off, did I?
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that's what i said diddle i
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Nothing Yogi
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I needed somewhere to park my bike.
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some cracking jokes on here!
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You don't think I actually asked for a 12" Pianist, do you?
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It's not that amazing, he keeps p1ssing in the fridge.
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If you loved me you'd swallow that.
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But these Fockes were Messerschmitts!
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So he looked at her and he said "That's once"!
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Nut screws washers and bolts
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Death by Mau Mau!
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No, it's just ice cream.
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Nice tits. Where do you want these blinds?
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Because they are likely to be easy peelers.
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Sounds more like nightclub antics in Wales than a soup
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Pardon me Al, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes .
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^^ Roy - shirley.
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Yes that does work better cmat
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with Hans that do dishes are as soft as Juvais with mild green hairy lipped squid
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I know what you mean. I just don't know what your talking about.
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You, pick them peanuts shells up, get that black ****, and fack off.
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I don't know who the other two are but the one in the middle is Kenny Dalglish.
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No...it was a chair leg!
Sorry 'bout that. Couldn't help it. |
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The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank, you
don't come here for the hunting, do you?" |
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yeth and I'm only sikthteen
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I can get your toe out no problem but I can't do a thing for Acker Bilk.
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Could you get rid of the pain but keep the swelling?!
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No nurse, I said prick his boil.
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Just don't hit me as hard as you hit that crocodile.
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I'm sliding s gong on the chest of a slave.
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looked so good i eat it myself
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no.but it sure do keep the flys off de melons
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I's impotent and I's gonna LOOK impotent.
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Dere's not enough blood for de two of us, no what amin.
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How often I gotta do dat?
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