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Chit Chat
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30 Sep 14
10:01
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F'ck off - I don't want another 67 of those.
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Stevie, haven't you got any work to do?
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Hope I haven't upset Stevie
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These aren't punchlines btw.
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stevie 1 quiet good
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"Well which one are you then?"
"I'm Josef Fritzl and no Windows was my idea" |
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Makybe_Diva 30 Sep 14 11:09
Stevie, haven't you got any work to do? I have jobs to do around the house and chit chat is my distraction therapy  |
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'I'm not really a welder'
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"I have jobs to do around the house and chit chat is my distraction therapy "
Oh yes! How are you getting on with that job list? |
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Really well thanks, Diva - I've broken the list down into managable steps.
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I had to add "take garage rubbish to dump" to the top of it, and I can manage that one today before racing starts.
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timing
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that's ok, I'm not a real doctor
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It's going to take that cuἡt ages to paint that fence.
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Must be your feet then?
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That's good because I couldn't play it before.
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it's not a porsche it's a ferrari
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and chucked out the Mexican.
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any cats innit
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Hypothermia (also: Me, in my lucky blue rape suit)
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A muppet.
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have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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Know it? I facking wrote it!
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I time traveler walked into a bar.
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* A time traveler walked into a bar.
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read it? I work with him!
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and then he jumps out from behind a pile of bricks with a peacock feather up his arse and shouts "supplies"
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'Harrow, tax driver'.
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Ffs! What's wrong with me today? *taxi driver
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"If thats the organ of life then stick it in the camel and lets go home"
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and the poof said 'I just did that'
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'fack the other step, I'll piss here.'
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'drained wops keep falling on me head'
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'and that's the end of the Gnus'
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' I dunno, I got horny and fell off the perch.'
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'fack the sheds'
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'No!! Jam, you daft coont'
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Aye, we all like a new 'un!
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Brother Joseph's always complaining!
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