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You have just served time for Burglary, it is
Your release day, and you burgle a Hair Salon
Stealing the Hair Dryers and other electric and stock items --
What do you NOT do --
Well leave your prison release papers behind in the shop with
All your details and your Mug shots on for starters
Well done Mr Graham, who pleaded guilty to the above and is
Now back in prison serving his new 12 month sentence --
Any other " top" criminal atories out there ??
Your release day, and you burgle a Hair Salon
Stealing the Hair Dryers and other electric and stock items --
What do you NOT do --
Well leave your prison release papers behind in the shop with
All your details and your Mug shots on for starters
Well done Mr Graham, who pleaded guilty to the above and is
Now back in prison serving his new 12 month sentence --
Any other " top" criminal atories out there ??
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Any more Top " criminal" stories out there ?? ^^^
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Is this the poverty porn thread,Go scissors get your fill
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I understand his need visiting the salon as surely a decent haircut required after his time . I cannot imagine HMP catering for the beauty side .
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Danielsmincepies -- at 2am ??
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Reminds me of the ending of Kind Hearts And Coronets where Dennis Price writes his memoirs detailing his 8 killings of Alec Guinness, escapes on a technicality, gets released from prison and then realises he has left his memoirs on a desk in his cell.
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wouldn't matter though would it, can't be tried twice for the same crime?
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He was just starting his sentence if memory serves.
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Mr Graham should have got a conditioner discharge
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Once did a court report on a fella who was up for burgling a shop late at night. Asked him how he got caught - said it had just started snowing and he went straight back to his house on foot. Police attended the shop when the alarm went off and just followed his footprints in the virgin snow back to his house.
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Good 'old fashioned' police work . |
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Just highlights how daft the early release programme is.
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Well, thinking this through a little, this guy is a no hoper!
Nothing doing for him outside prison, as he has been used to being looked after, without financial concerns, and, as he isn't in a category where the inmates would give him a hard time, he probably wants to go back. |
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I'll still give it a watch Ken. Can't be any worse than big brother.
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Doing his time at HMP Shepton Mullet
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My grandad was unlucky, he confessed to two murders on his deathbed.
But he got better, so they hanged him. |
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Did they do a good job? Was he well hung?
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All our family are
even the women. |
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Maybe he wanted to go back....it's a holiday camp....you know !
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Damn...my screen did not show the other replies....not reading through them
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He will have that sentence CUT
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Read it through....AP agrees with me.
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How embarrassing. I imagine he wanted to just curl up and dye
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Obviously some people think that going to prison is well worth the crime they commit..........................there are lots of desperate, very sad souls arround (or simnply just thick)....who are we to judge. Lets just think ourselves lucky that we are not governed by desperation or......more to the point utter greed.
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Put those cakes down !
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Who'se children have ended up on the wrong side of the law.
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Just wondedring.
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*Whose....I despair of the education system....you need flogging , Dewey !
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O level English Language - farce
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The 'Perfecto' Leopard - I bow, salute, admire ....am in absolute awe.
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And one of life's typical a**ho*es. How's that for spelling?
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Nevermind, there is always cake :
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Silly little boy - surely it's past your bedtime. Nightie night.
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ive had worse.
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Night...it's good to have the female point of view....only mucking about
Bob....  |
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ive had a fat sl@g who didnt have any cake. thats gotta be worse.
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She didn't save you any?
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