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scissors
22 Jul 14 12:49
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You have just served time for Burglary, it is
Your release day, and you burgle a Hair Salon
Stealing the Hair Dryers and other electric and stock items --
What do you NOT do --
Well leave your prison release papers behind in the shop with
All your details and your Mug shots on for starters

Well done Mr Graham, who pleaded guilty to the above and is
Now back in prison serving his new 12 month sentence --

Any other  " top" criminal atories out there ?? Grin Grin
Pause • Switch to Standard View Your first day out of prison --
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Report scissors • July 22, 2014 12:51 PM BST
Any more Top " criminal" stories  out there ?? ^^^
Report bbc`s embarrassed dad • July 22, 2014 12:51 PM BST
Is this the poverty porn thread,Go scissors get your fill
Report danniellasmincepies • July 22, 2014 1:00 PM BST
I understand his need visiting the salon as surely a decent haircut required after his time . I cannot imagine HMP catering for the beauty side .
Report scissors • July 22, 2014 1:12 PM BST
Danielsmincepies -- at 2am ?? Surprised
Report kenny mann • July 22, 2014 2:06 PM BST
Reminds me of the ending of Kind Hearts And Coronets where Dennis Price writes his memoirs detailing his 8 killings of Alec Guinness, escapes on a technicality, gets released from prison and then realises he has left his memoirs on a desk in his cell.
Report MisterBadger • July 22, 2014 2:24 PM BST
wouldn't matter though would it, can't be tried twice for the same crime?
Report kenny mann • July 22, 2014 2:28 PM BST
He was just starting his sentence if memory serves.
Report danniellasmincepies • July 22, 2014 2:42 PM BST
Mr Graham should have got a conditioner discharge Blush
Report crystalhunt • July 22, 2014 3:16 PM BST
Once did a court report on a fella who was up for burgling a shop late at night. Asked him how he got caught - said it had just started snowing and he went straight back to his house on foot. Police attended the shop when the alarm went off and just followed his footprints in the virgin snow back to his house.Laugh
Report danniellasmincepies • July 22, 2014 3:19 PM BST
Laugh Good 'old fashioned' police work .
Report Ken Masters • July 22, 2014 3:31 PM BST
Just highlights how daft the early release programme is.
Report Aunty Post • July 22, 2014 4:38 PM BST
Well, thinking this through a little, this guy is a no hoper!

Nothing doing for him outside prison, as he has been used to being looked after, without financial concerns,
and, as he isn't in a category where the inmates would give him a hard time, he probably wants to go back.
Report doantwin2easy • July 22, 2014 4:42 PM BST
I'll still give it a watch Ken. Can't be any worse than big brother.
Report FlowerMyth • July 22, 2014 5:01 PM BST
Doing his time at HMP Shepton Mullet
Report call me a taxi • July 22, 2014 6:07 PM BST
My grandad was unlucky, he confessed to two murders on his deathbed.
But he got better, so they hanged him.
Report Crisp77 • July 22, 2014 6:09 PM BST
Did they do a good job? Was he well hung?
Report call me a taxi • July 22, 2014 6:12 PM BST
All our family are






























































even the women.
Report The Leopard • July 22, 2014 7:25 PM BST
Maybe he wanted to go back....it's a holiday camp....you know !
Report The Leopard • July 22, 2014 7:26 PM BST
Damn...my screen did not show the other replies....not reading through them
Report Steamship • July 22, 2014 7:32 PM BST
He will have that sentence CUT
Report The Leopard • July 22, 2014 7:36 PM BST
Read it through....AP agrees with me.
Report Desmond Orchard • July 22, 2014 7:49 PM BST
How embarrassing. I imagine he wanted to just curl up and dye
Report dewey • July 22, 2014 9:52 PM BST
Obviously some people think that going to prison is well worth the crime they commit..........................there are lots of desperate, very sad souls arround (or simnply just thick)....who are we to judge.  Lets just think ourselves lucky that we are not governed by desperation or......more to the point  utter greed.
Report The Leopard • July 22, 2014 10:18 PM BST
Put those cakes down !
Report dewey • July 22, 2014 10:34 PM BST
Who'se children have ended up on the wrong side of the law.
Report dewey • July 22, 2014 10:35 PM BST
Just wondedring.
Report The Leopard • July 22, 2014 10:39 PM BST
*Whose....I despair of the education system....you need flogging , Dewey !
Report dewey • July 22, 2014 11:00 PM BST
O level English Language - farceWink
Report dewey • July 22, 2014 11:02 PM BST
The 'Perfecto' Leopard - I bow, salute, admire ....am in  absolute awe.
Report dewey • July 22, 2014 11:26 PM BST
And one of life's typical a**ho*es.  How's that for spelling?
Report The Leopard • July 22, 2014 11:37 PM BST
Nevermind, there is always cake :
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Report The Leopard • July 22, 2014 11:38 PM BST
Laugh
Report dewey • July 22, 2014 11:48 PM BST
Love
Report The Leopard • July 22, 2014 11:49 PM BST
Wink
Report dewey • July 23, 2014 12:02 AM BST
Silly little boy - surely it's past your bedtime. Nightie night.
Report sideshowbob • July 23, 2014 12:03 AM BST
ive had worse.
Report The Leopard • July 23, 2014 12:04 AM BST
Night...it's good to have the female point of view....only mucking about

Bob....Shocked
Report sideshowbob • July 23, 2014 12:06 AM BST
ive had a fat sl@g who didnt have any cake. thats gotta be worse.
Report The Leopard • July 23, 2014 12:16 AM BST
She didn't save you any?
Report sideshowbob • July 23, 2014 12:20 AM BST
didnt have any. didnt have owt but salad and slimfast powder.

whats the point in being fat if you dont even eat food? i just dont get it.
Report The Leopard • July 23, 2014 12:48 AM BST
Probably binge eating and it had all gone.

Usually, people eat too much due to anxiety to do with childhood problems....not their fault really
Report The Leopard • July 23, 2014 2:21 AM BST
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