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The Legend of Gray Skull?

rogerthebutler
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I was on the right track.

"I knew there was a reason she didn't like me"

* sh!t

"do the books,do the books"

"I tell you, gentlemen, we have a problem on our hands"

Great film Wes

For MisterBadger and stewarty b ....

My apologies for not replying sooner to your answers re "Sit DOWN .... Colonel". You are both right that it was from Where Eagles Dare, but my recollection, stewarty b, is that it was the odious Gestapo officer played by Derren Nesbit who uttered the line (I do though accept that Richard Burton may also have invited the Colonel, earlier in the same scene, to retake his seat). Well done, though, to both of you.

I put up a different quote in my previous post ... "OK, show me what ya got", which as far as I can see, nobody has offered a suggestion for. I must admit it was a bit obscure and not from a Hollywood great (although I think the film was great for what it's worth). Anyway, for those interested, the film was Kelly's Heroes and the words were spoken by Big Joe (Telly Savalas) when he finally agreed after much resistence to participate in the planned heist behind German lines to nick the gold bars from the bank.

Great thread, by the way.

^^^^^ Had no idea so just googled it.
Never heard of the film before and only heard of two of the 'stars'

Put us out of our misery rasp.

aka Derren Nesbitt/SS Major von Hapen

opinions are like assoles everybody has one. - seventies film?

don't piss on me and  tell me that its raining !

"Why didn't anyone think of that before? It's so stupid, it's positively brilliant"

sh1t ^^

This thread appears to get harder as the quotes/answers run out. I will leave you with some crackers from Cuckoo's Nest:






McMurphy: What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average **** out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.





McMurphy: Which one of you nuts has got any guts?




Chief Bromden: My pop was real big. He did like he pleased. That's why everybody worked on him. The last time I seen my father, he was blind and diseased from drinking. And every time he put the bottle to his mouth, he didn't suck out of it, it sucked out of him until he shrunk so wrinkled and yellow even the dogs didn't know him.

McMurphy: Killed him, huh?

Chief Bromden: I'm not saying they killed him. They just worked on him. The way they're working on you.

 



McMurphy: In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don't know whether to **** or wind her wristwatch.




McMurphy: I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science.

 



Nurse Ratched: Aren't you ashamed?

Billy: No, I'm not.

[Applause from friends]

Nurse Ratched: You know Billy, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this.

Billy:
Um, um, well, y-y-y-you d-d-d-don't have to t-t-t-tell her, Miss Ratched.
Nurse Ratched: I don't have to tell her? Your mother and I are old friends. You know that.

Billy: P-p-p-please d-d-don't tell my m-m-m-mother.





[the inmates are playing cards and betting with cigarettes]

Martini: [rips a cigarette in half] I bet a nickel.

McMurphy: Dime's the limit, Martini.

Martini: I bet a dime.

[Puts the two halves onto the table]

McMurphy: This is not a dime, Martini. This is a dime.

[shows a whole cigarette]

McMurphy: If you break it in half, you don't get two nickels, you get ****. Try and smoke it. You understand?

Martini: Yes.

McMurphy: You don't understand.





Nurse Ratched: If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it.

[McMurphy turns around to see Harding smiling at him]

McMurphy: Heh, YOU'D like it, wouldn't you?

[to Harding, regarding the pills]

McMurphy: Here, give it to me.



[last lines]

Chief Bromden: Mac... they said you escaped. I knew you wouldn't leave without me. I was waiting for you. Now we can make it, Mac; I feel big as a damn mountain.

[he suddenly sees the lobotomy scars]

Chief Bromden: Oh, no...

Chief Bromden: [embracing McMurphy] I'm not goin' without you, Mac. I wouldn't leave you this way... You're coming with me.

Chief Bromden: [laying him down] Let's go.





Harding: I'm not just talking about my wife, I'm talking about my LIFE, I can't seem to get that through to you. I'm not just talking about one person, I'm talking about everybody. I'm talking about form. I'm talking about content. I'm talking about interrelationships. I'm talking about God, the devil, Hell, Heaven. Do you understand... FINALLY?





McMurphy: I can't take it no more. I gotta get outta here.

Chief Bromden: I can't. I just can't.

McMurphy: It's easier than you think, Chief.

Chief Bromden: For you, maybe. You're a lot bigger than me.





McMurphy: Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a **** on the floor?

 



McMurphy: [about shock treatments] They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!

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Candy: [innocently] You all crazy.



McMurphy: Get out of my way son, you're usin' my oxygen.





McMurphy: We're just having a little party.

Orderly Turkle: Party my ass, this ain't no nightclub!




Night Nurse: Mr. Turkle?

McMurphy: Where the **** is he, why doesn't he answer her?

Taber: He's jerkin' off somewhere.

Orderly Turkle: Ain't no one jerkin' off nowhere mutha****!

McMurphy: Turkle what the **** are you doing in here? Go out and talk to her.

Orderly Turkle: I'm doin' the same ****' thing your doin'- hidin'!

 



Nurse Ratched: Your hand is staining my window



Young Psychiatrist: Have you ever heard of the old saying "a rolling stone gathers no moss?"

McMurphy: Yeah.

Young Psychiatrist: Does that mean something to you?

McMurphy: Uh... tt's the same as "don't wash your dirty underwear in public."

Young Psychiatrist: I'm not sure I understand what you mean.

McMurphy: [smiling] I'm smarter than him, ain't I?

[laughs]

McMurphy: Well, that sort of has always meant, is, uh, it's hard for something to grow on something that's moving.




McMurphy: [pretending to watch the World Series on TV] Koufax... Koufax kicks. He delivers. It's up the middle! It's a base hit! Richardson is rounding first. He's going for second. The ball's into deep right center. Davis cuts the ball off! Here comes the throw. He throws it to second! He slides! He's in there! He's safe! It's a double.! Richardson's on second base!

[McMurphy gets up as the other patients come to see what he's doing]

McMurphy: Koufax is in big ****g trouble! Big trouble, baby! All right. Tresh is the next batter. Tresh looks in. Koufax... Koufax gets a sign from Roseboro. He kicks once. He pumps. He fires. It's a strike! Koufax's curve ball is snapping off like a ****g firecracker! All right, here he comes with the next pitch. Tresh swings. It's a long fly ball to deep left center!

[patients cheer]

McMurphy: It's going! It's gone! Let's hear it! One way!

 



Nurse Ratched: The best thing we can do is go on with our daily routine.

 



McMurphy: [to other patients regarding naked playing cards] "No, no, I'll show you some card tricks. You ain't seen the Spanish deck yet. That's 20 percent more torture!"




McMurphy: That's right, Mr. Martini. There is an Easter Bunny.





McMurphy: I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.




Taber: Jack Dumpey's full of ****!

 



[McMurphy is pretending to watch the World Series on TV]

McMurphy: Someone get me a ****g wiener before I die.



McMurphy: A little dab'll do ya.

 



McMurphy: What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver.





McMurphy: She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.



McMurphy: I'm here to cooperate with you a hundred percent. A hundred percent. I'll be just right down the line with ya'. You watch.





McMurphy: Why don't ya shut your goddamn mouth and play some music.





[McMurphy, getting Chief into the basketball game]

McMurphy: Hit me, Chief, I got the moves!





Cheswick: Rules? PISS ON YOUR ****G RULES!





Chief Bromden: Mmmmmm, Juicy Fruit.





[about Nurse Ratched]

McMurphy: Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but she's somethin' of a ****, ain't she Doc?





Dr. Spivey: Well, the real reason that you've been sent over here is because they wanted you to be evaluated... to determine whether or not you are mentally ill. This is the real reason. Why do you think they might think that?

McMurphy: Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and **** too much.





McMurphy: Nurse Ratched, Nurse Ratched! The Chief voted! Now will you please turn on the television set?

Nurse Ratched: [she opens the glass window] Mr. McMurphy, the meeting was adjourned and the vote was closed.

McMurphy: But the vote was 10 to 8. The Chief, he's got his hand up! Look!

Nurse Ratched: No, Mr. McMurphy. When the meeting was adjourned, the vote was 9 to 9.

McMurphy: [exasperated] Aw come on, you're not gonna say that now! You're not gonna say that now! You're gonna pull that hen house ****? Now when the vote... the Chief just voted - it was 10 to 9. Now I want that television set turned on *right now*!

[Nurse Ratched closes the glass window]





McMurphy: You're not an idiot. Huh! You're not a goddamn looney now, boy. You're a fisherman!




Nurse Pilbow: Don't get upset, Mr. McMurphy.

McMurphy: I'm not getting upset, Nurse Pilbow. I just don't want anyone to slip me salt peter!

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[telling McMurphy about Chief]

Billy: He-he-he can't hear you. He's a d-d-deaf and d-d-dumb Indian.





McMurphy: [pointing to naked woman on playing card] Where do you suppose she lives?





McMurphy: Who's the head bull-goose loony around here?





Orderly Turkle: Oh ****, the supervisor!





McMurphy: Jesus Christ! D'you nuts wanna play cards or do ya wanna ****' jerk off?





Psychiatrist: Dr. Sanji?

Dr. Sanji: I don't think he's overly psychotic, but, I still think he's quite sick.

Psychiatrist: You think he's dangerous?

Dr. Sanji: Absolutely so.

 



McMurphy: What are we doing in here, Chief? Huh? What's us two guys doing in this ****g place? Let's get out of here. Out.

Chief Bromden: Canada?

McMurphy: Canada. We'll be there before these sonofabitches know what hit 'em. Listen to Randall on this one.





McMurphy: When we get to Canada...





Taber: [Taber is picking on Harding as he plays Monopoly with Martini]

[pushing his back]

Taber: Come on, Harding. Play the game. Play it!

Harding: I am playing the game! Stop bothering me! I can't concentrate!

Taber: [pushing him again] Play the game, Harding. Come on!

Harding: [shouting] You keep your hands off me, YOU SON OF A BITCH!







 



McMurphy: Goddamn it Chief, you about as big as a damn mountain!





McMurphy: Koufax looks down! He's looking at the great Mickey Mantle now! Here comes the pitch! Mantle swings! It's a ****g home run!

[loud cheering from the patients]

here´s an easy one, from a famous movie:

"black...like my men"

rob_dylan     02 Feb 14 19:57 
TGM will be self combusting reading this thread but unable to post.

i reckon so