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Trivial things that really get on your tits
Trivial things that really get on your tits
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brendanuk1
15 Jun 13 00:29 96/121 = 73% shirley It says 79/121 in my post where are you getting 96 from? |
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Talk about Tits, I see they are making a new film about a women's prison in the South Pole and Jordan has got the lead role. The film is being called THE COLD TITS STORY
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Dusters.
I always insist on clean ones for the housework. Who the hell would clean with a dirty duster? |
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Racehorse trainers who can't remember if their horse is entered for a race or withdrawn from a race, or give misleading answers to questions about the horse. A "no comment" would be more informative, in that it would not mislead.
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Got any pegs...?
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Being awoken at 11am by the phone, answering it, only to hear an Indian fellow called Andrew telling me that my computer has a virus.
That most definitely gets on my tits. He, of all people, should know that an English gentleman does not rise until noon. |
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Rivers, lakes, widows and orphans. Slovenly typesetting gets on my tits.
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A fly, particularly a bluebottle, getting trapped between the bedroom window and curtains before noon.
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PPI phone calls 2 or 3 times a day
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Reality TV
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Friends who pester you to do things you don`t want to do.
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Getting beat in a Photo finish
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That little jump before the television image shrinks to allow for a picture in picture trailer. It's caused by the splice being set 1/25th of a second too soon and could easily be remedied. That fact that it is not gets on my tits.
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Snooker commentators ho say `he played that well, with lots of top spin`
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Snooker Hawkeye's inaccuracies. They get on my tits almost as much as Terry Griffiths' continued topspin naiveté.
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Good morning, AG. I trust you are well, sir.
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Flies - bastards.
. http://i42.tinypic.com/2uqzx2s.png |
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An un-named person who insists on referring to me as Terry Biddlecombe , gets on my t1ts. But worse than that it really grips my 5hit, because I look like a well fed George Clooney. Ok a very well fed.
Squeeze shouldn't you be resting, a busy week next week. Keep a podium spot free for Terry, Henrietta will be so grateful.  |
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On the subject of adverts, I also posted those stats which have part of a woman's opinion!
The thing is that the bunch of ignoramuses spent so long, deciding what numbers to put, but nobody from that moment on, to the releasing the ad, thought of getting out a calculator. The thing that is getting me increasingly riled is the use of the word "technology" in so many adverts, usually backed up by some contrived words such as "Pro-Argin Technology! I don't watch much TV but there must be a least one every time (or is it 1.84 every three times)? |
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I get cross when visitors leave the toilet seat up, and I am still not too pleased if they leave the lid up!
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inconcistency of portion size of food in restuaraunts
lack of general common sense that i encounter everyday people who laugh hysterically at their own jokes before anyone else does loud people on phones etc |
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BBC NEWS PERSON STRIKES AGAIN
Footballer involved in a fight, in a pub, in Ipswich. Here's news for you newsperson, Ipswich is NOT in facking Cambridgeshire. |
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The other day Newsbeat on Radio 1 were talking about the riots in Turkey in their usual style of assuming the audience are all 5 years old, when they described Istanbul as the 'nations capital'.
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Person in sandwich shop "Can I get a cheese sandwich" .I just wish the server would say no "No -not unless you've done a food hygiene course -that is why we don't allow you behind the counter -but I'm happy to make you one".
Person in coffee shoop "I need two lattes". I wish the barista (you don't get humble assistants these days) would say "Oh dear, I've never come across anyone with a life threatening disease due to a lack of caffeine -what is it called, please?" |
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Holding a door open and they don't say thank you really gets me fuming.
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I used to do that for women, but I don't do it any more.
They wanted equality, so fack 'em. |
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I can't help myself, I have to check out their arse!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zSiRH8tzD4
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^^ I enjoyed that
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bbc 2 dropping dads army for tennis.
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FILM CREDITS
I'm one of those 'anoraks'  who likes to read the cast list of films, especially old ones to see who is at the bottom odf the list who went on to become famous. I like to spot the music credits as well, as me and Mrs SF often bet on who sang what. What I don't like is twunts squashing the credits in to half of the screen, so they can tell me what's on next. I facking know what's on next, like everybody else in the UK, I have a menu on my televsion, ffs!! |
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^ totally agree
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Anyone who addresses you as "mate" especially those ***** who you don't even really want to speak to but out of politeness you address him by his Christian name to which they reply "hello mate" when they know exactly who you are.
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People who say "if" when they mean "whether"
Football writers or broadcasters who refer to a game between a Scottish and and English club as "The Battle Of Britain" |
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Late at night when you're single and looking to crack one out, and you think to yourself "I know, I'll look at the 10 minute freeview" only to discover that it's 11 minutes past the hour and you've just missed it.
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People who get the hump about being called mate.They are generally @rseholes.Its just a word ffs.
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How long have you got?
People who use "of" instead of "have". People who wrongly use "their", "there" and "they're". People who omit apostrophes or insert them in plurals. Signs which state "less" instead of "fewer". People/signs stating "better than" half pice instead of "less than" half price. People who wait at one side of a road crossing then cross diagonally in front of others to go in the opposite direction. Journalists who write that somebody "had" his house broken into. Reads as though the victim organised the event. Pedantic people. Mirrors which make me resemble Victor Meldrew. |
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Spaff
Drivers who don't indicate when turning at roundabouts Those internet verification things where you need to type the letters but can't read them People who stand side by side on escalators. |
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Joel 16 Jun 13 12:56
Spaff Drivers who don't indicate when turning at roundabouts Those internet verification things where you need to type the letters but can't read them People who stand side by side on escalators. That does me swede in too. |
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^^^ and me.
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