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What animal would a human be 50/50 against in a fight to the death?
What animal would a human be 50/50 against in a fight to the death?
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but we're clever and resourceful.
if we're naked and there's nothing we can use as weapon, we are pretty much facked against anything bigger than a medium sized dog. |
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What about a warthog, or big pig?
My bro in law and his family are proper country bumpkiin outbackers. He told me once that they all circled a kangaroo and moved in on it. The kangaroo, like in that vid, eventually when sh1t scared leant back on its tail and took one of his uncles out with a kick/scratch to the chest. Almost killed him by all accounts. Serves hm right imo. Most animals are dangerous as fk as they are almost always stronger pound, usually quicker and have claws, teeth and jaws that we can ony dream of. A human would have no chance against a baboon. |
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Pound for Pound my money would be on the Ant.
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surprised there've been so few mentions for the rhino yet. I'd back a rhino against almost anything.
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A horse would do serious damage. It could just run at you, knock you over then trample all over you.
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most animals would wipe us out with little effort , those little honey badgers and wolverines are tough little fellas, i would hate to think what my little staffy could do if he was half the size of a human ,when i rev him off the clock he comes back twice as hard
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rob_dylan • May 7, 2013 8:31 PM BST
What about a warthog, or big pig? My bro in law and his family are proper country bumpkiin outbackers. He told me once that they all circled a kangaroo and moved in on it. The kangaroo, like in that vid, eventually when sh1t scared |
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Nice family ffs
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Things get even worse for the humans, pound-for-pound, when you consider that we are represented by a fit, 6ft, 14-stone male in this comparison. In reality, most people who are 14 stone have a high percentage of blubber on them which is not much use in fighting off an angry cheetah. Or what about a woman against a female pitbull.
Indeed, it is only due to our mighty intellect that we've managed, um, to wipe so many species off the planet and have the rest largely either enslaved or on their way to extinction. Yep, aren't we clever. |
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Wtf would you know about real animals kenny. From the safety of bradford/leeds where the closest you get to nature is pet dogs and cats. My bro inLaw is a real animal lover, and it is a way of life for them out there, not my cup of tea personally, but who are you to go passing judgement.
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I don;t know a great deal about amimals Rob. But I do know I wouldn't go scaring the siht out of them.
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I had a fight with a goat a few years ago.
He tried to drop the nut in my meat and two veg, I side stepped him, and used some krav maga eye gouging to blind and disorientate him. Then went around the back, lifted his tail and did my best to yank his balls off, by which time he knew he was in desperate trouble. I then used some BJJ to upend him. Finished him off with a rear naked choke. I would use the same tactic on a zebra or donkey. |
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You had time to get your clothes off?
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Bear vs Monkey result has been settled in the People Republic of China*
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2320745/Bear-forced-ride-bike-sick-circus-stunt-crashes-mauls-monkey-large-crowd.html *next week is Uygur vs Tiger, Christian vs policemen with clubs, and Tibetan vs bullet. |
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A constricting snake of say, 10ft would be interesting. Sacrifice a leg just dont let it get round your neck or torso or your fked, it would kill you before your relentless punching him in the head kills it.
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