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Human is a 30 year old male. 6ft and 14 stone.
I'm thinking something like a fight with a hungry pit bull might be a close run thing.
I'm thinking something like a fight with a hungry pit bull might be a close run thing.
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pit bull would win easily
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My money would be on the human although he would sustain some severe injuries
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if you were an animal lover you wouldn't ask such a question.
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I am an animal lover.
But if it came to it and it was me versus a hungry honey badger It's him or me baby. |
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I respectfully disagree, Kenny. It's a hypothetical, and imo interesting question. Nobody is going to read this thread, go out, and take on a hungry pitbull.
If I started a thread asking who would win in a war between the US vs. Russia + China + France, would you say "Unless you were genocidal you wouldn't ask such a question?" |
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Honey badger would be interesting. What about a cheetah?
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I loveanimals and questions like this always fascinate me.
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I'd take on the pit bull before the honey badger. Would all be about if the dog locked jaws on one of your limbs before you could get him in a choke hold. Or you could try and lull him in to a false sense of security by tickling him under the chin and scratching his belly, before setting a cunningly concealed polar bear on him.
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Is it an urban myth that you should stick your finger up a dogs arse to make it let go? My main worry with a biting animal would be if it got hold of my knackers.
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I saw an interesting programme on the Romans recently. When they pitted animals against each other in the colleseum it was the Bears that won the vast majority.
I think strength is the one thing a human would struggle with. Obviously trying to take down a 10 foot Cobra might prove hard also. |
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Patra, I prefer not to think about animals fighting. In fact I have to switch over on these wildlife programmes if an animal looks like it's going to be torn apart. No disrespect to anyone but I just thought it was an odd question.
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It's the circle of life Kenny.
Elephants are adorable animals and so are Lions. If a Lion has to eat a baby Elephant to survive then so be it. |
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Yes I know mate. Doesn't mean to say I have to watch it happen.
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You are like my mum.
If she sees a Crocodile look interested when a heard of wildebeest enter a river she just gets up and walks out of the room! |
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I just swich over.
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switch*
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A leopard seal would be about 50/50 with a human, because of its relative weakness out of water and yours once in it.
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I imagine you could hit a leopard seal as hard as you can and it would barely notice.
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Those honey badgers are seriously bad mo fos, that would not be a pleasant experience. I'd take on a pit bull and be quite confident. Firstly gouge an eye out with a cunningly hidden Ladbrokes bookies pen stuck behind the ear, break one front leg and then the other and Bobs yer Uncle, stamp on its head til lights out.
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Honeybadgers are gay as fk...
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D4r7wHMg5Yjg |
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I don't think a pit bull would kill you anyway , maybe savage you quite badly but not to death ?
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If it got a good grip of your neck it could surely take a good chunk out of your main arteries?
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Similar to a love bite from one of those bints on Loose Women
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I reckon it would require a baboon to take me into the championship rounds
I'd deal with a 4king badger within 6 and no dog would make it to the second bell  |
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Kangaroo
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Is the man naked?
has he got boots on? |
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A baboon would surely tear any man to shreds.
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I'm with Kenny. I switch over, too
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Fully grown Baboon would be 1/6 against a human.
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1/6 is generous. Baboons are brutal, you would have more chance against a big cat.
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Price this up
1 Silverback Gorilla & 1 Grizzly bear vs The British and Irish Lions starting eleven. |
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Starting 15 even
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No smart money would be wagered on a baboon at odds on against me
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The gorilla and bear all day long. There is nothing the humans could do.
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Lions 1/20 Beasts 14/1 Draw 100/1
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I reckon th front row could deal with a gorilla
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Is this being shown live on Sky?
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What would be the best tactic?
Get the hookers to try and strangle the animals whilst the smaller lads try and gauge their eyes out? Fascinating battle. |
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One forward for each limb and the full back to kick the crap out of the monkey
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