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Concert by Dido? No more Afan Lido
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The ground is haunted by the ghost of former Cypriot leader Archbishop Makarios so an Exorcism is needed over at Ferencvarios
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They've thrown in their towels, no game for the Owls.
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The Referee's over inflated ego has caused havoc at Celta Vigo
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Two matches off this is not a tall tale, snow and black ice at Stoke and Port Vale.
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Heroic ref performs emergency tracheotomy, he used his pen and hasn't a spare, at Ayr
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Groundsmans wife is doing a Debbie Does Dallas, all entrances blocked at Crystal Palace
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Half time session of gangbang bukkake, players having a rest at Ferencbache
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Impromptu game of **** on the biscuit taking longer than thought, kick off delayed at Stockport
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Ref stuck in a chimney, no play in Sydney
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hedge too pretty at Brechin City
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No game at Sunderland, ref dressed as Alice in Wonderland.
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Crowds are a bit sh1tty, there's no play at Man City
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The Toffeemen's off again
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Officials are stoned.
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Swansea fans are far from thrilled as all their ball boys have just been killed
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Match is not on at Videoton (probably been done already)
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Thread revamped just for Simon
The Bairn nice of you to put in a mention for Brechin City. ![]() |
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farts are reekin' a bit sh1tty - brechin city
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'cos there is no spoon - Ballvereinborussiadortmundneunzehnhundertundneun
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Lost their pullovers, game off at Rovers.
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Weather's not looking bonny, game off at Donny.
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No game at Norwich
Someone poisoned their porridge. |
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No game on the Central Coast, the players are as warm as toast.
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Pitch wrecked after concert by slade at red star belgrade.
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A ball boys been fecked at Anderlecht
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The players all have diarrhea, no game in Sofia.
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The game's off at Villa....police looking for a killer
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There's lightning and thunder and
no game at Sunderland. |
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They cannot find the opposing side at Hyde
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Looking through this thread the winner is mad mad moon for his caersws and cremonase offerings. Brilliant
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2 of fishys for me
unexplained carton found at Dumbarton dangerous chemicals at hamilton academicals |
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No balls, they've forgotten 'em - game off at Tottenham.
They've all followed through so no show at Châteauroux Snowfall aplenty at FC Twente An invasion of aunties at Estudiantes |